Things looking up for Ed Conrad

This is a copy of a stern warning I've just received
from the International Internet Commission (IIC) about
a photograph I've posted showing a Smithsonian executive
searching for truth.
May I apologize to anyone I may have offended,
especially the Smithsonian Institution, the University
of California (at Berkeley), Penn State University, the
American Association of Physical Anthropologists and
the brain-dead mutants of the alt.atheism news group.
, A copy of the commission's letter follows:

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International Internet Commission (IIC)
Wells Fargo Building.
25 Wall St. (Suite 42)
New York, NY 10005-2588
Oct. 16, 2014

Dear Mr. Conrad:

Please be advised that we here at the International
Internet Commission have been quite aware of your
erratic behavior when posting to various Google news
groups.
It disturbs us greatly.
It has come to our attention that you have just
posted a photograph of a Smithsonian executive busy
at work trying to separate fiction from fact.
Members of the board are upset because they feel
that the photo is much too grainy and is shedding
a very bad light on the reputation of the IIC.
See for yourself:

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

You are hereby directed to remove that particular
photo immediately and replace it with one with more
pixels. I'm sure you'll agree that, by doing so, you'll
make it a lot easier on the eye.

Sincerely yours,
Rufus C. Kingsley
(signed)
Chairman

(c) Howard C. Steinberg, Esq.
Steinberg, Goldberg, Friedberg and O'Brien