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Bloody Universe Expansion
From my Virtuality Project:
The boss floated majestically through space in an astronaut suit tied to an ordinary wheelchair. Meanwhile Drakula as they walked out of the courtroom, left the castle and headed toward a clearing not far where vampires were gathering for an outdoor Beethoven concert: "Gentlemen, did you know that the Universe is expanding? We are heading toward the future. A new age! Science allowed us to expand our minds and see our expanding Universe. Can you believe that the speed of galaxies everywhere are accelerating? Just think of a galaxy as a train which is gaining speed. Why would a galaxy gain speed? Think about it..." Johnny: "The answer lays in dark energy. It is added gravity to a galaxy and fuels the galaxy's inertia." Drakula: "You have not let me down. Its a shame you have chosen to leave our vampiredom and head back to human civilization." Johnny: "Compared to its scales, our Universe had just formed. Scientists can see using the Hubble telescope that certain galaxies have a stronger gravitational lensing effects than the sum of the galaxy's visible mass." Drakula: "This is something I've been wondering about. The added gravity to a galaxy is a characteristic of spiral galaxies like our own. These galaxies swirl. What does that mean that swirling galaxies have added gravities, and that not swirling galaxies have little or no dark energy additions to their mass?" Johnny: "Think of Einstein's theory, E=mc2. Energy is mass, mass is inertia, and its all related to the speed of light, which has a limit, c. Mass energy, which is gravitation is bound to speed. The solution lays in the study of large swirling systems, and one swirling system that we are familiar with here on Earth are hurricanes. When they form they are slow. But once full-blown, they gain speed." Drakula: "Can this be tested?" Johnny: "Sure. The important is to realize what it means that hurricanes 'run off their own energies'. If the big bang occured, then spiral galaxies were forming and during the formation they were not heading in any direction. But once swirling is full-blown, galaxies began to gain speed. Its important to analyze the dark energy of a galaxy. Dark energy is added inertia. A spiral galaxy, as a hurricane "runs" off its own energy. Note the word 'runs'. It feeds its own energy due to its structure, and the whole thing accelerates from 'that', because spiral galaxies spin off on their own energies. Drakula: "Its complex. One might ask, how can a galaxy run off its own energy? I assume this question has already been explained by ordinary weathermen in college." Johnny: "The question is just as complex with spiral galaxies. Can we deduct that spiral galaxies have spun off after their formation and are still gaining momentum?" Drakula: "Probably yes." Johnny: "The answer already exists. It just takes proper scientific study to explain in detail." Morpheus: "We in the caves have learned from drawings left to us from our predecessors that dark energy is simple gravity, no different from gravity surrounding Earth, and gravity is inertia which accelerates motion of matter. Inertia builds up in swirling galaxies, and corresponds with added gravitation to the galaxy. As little as 10 percent of mass is visible in our galaxy, the rest is inertial buildup corresponding with the motion-acceleration of a galaxy's swirling and the effect is a pure large-scale galactic gravitational field. Things that prove this is the fact that dark energy is a special characteristic of spiral galaxies, so called dark matter was not found or was only found in little proportions in galaxies that do not swirl." Drakula: "Wonderful. A big bang forming billions of galaxies leading to swirling systems gaining their own accelerated momentum in the process, galaxies spinning off in all directions." Morpheus, Johnny and Drakula arrived to the outdoor concert, and they all took seats. The symphonic orchestra consisting of vampires were tuning their instruments. Moments later the concert began. The musicians quieted, and with a polite clap the maestro walked in, bowed to the audience, turned around toward the musicians, and the concert quietly began. They were playing Beethoven's Klavierkonziert #3. |
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