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Old April 16th 19, 09:14 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Notroll2016
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On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.

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Old April 17th 19, 07:40 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...

On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.


*** for your information, you ignoramus, my Federal Tax bill came to $7790
and the thieves of Calif robbed my wallet for $472, because they have to
take care of all the US law violating Illegal Alien scum that floods our
borders.
Isn't it time you pulled your head out of your rectum ??? MAGA !!!

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Old April 24th 19, 10:28 PM posted to alt.astronomy
herbert glazier
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Default Hagar files his taxes

On Wednesday, April 17, 2019 at 11:40:26 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...

On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.


*** for your information, you ignoramus, my Federal Tax bill came to $7790
and the thieves of Calif robbed my wallet for $472, because they have to
take care of all the US law violating Illegal Alien scum that floods our
borders.
Isn't it time you pulled your head out of your rectum ??? MAGA !!!


If GOPer Mafia ever paid a penny in taxes some one would die.Trump never did.GOP Mafia will pull SS.Reason for doing so in reality was spend spend spend so they could steal steal steal.My bring this to light they can do this 91 year old man little harm.So they call me a commie Ha Ha Ha Bert
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Old April 25th 19, 10:28 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_4_]
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Default Hagar files his taxes

On Wednesday, April 24, 2019 at 2:28:34 PM UTC-7, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Wednesday, April 17, 2019 at 11:40:26 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...

On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.


*** for your information, you ignoramus, my Federal Tax bill came to $7790
and the thieves of Calif robbed my wallet for $472, because they have to
take care of all the US law violating Illegal Alien scum that floods our
borders.
Isn't it time you pulled your head out of your rectum ??? MAGA !!!


If GOPer Mafia ever paid a penny in taxes some one would die.Trump never did.GOP Mafia will pull SS.Reason for doing so in reality was spend spend spend so they could steal steal steal.My bring this to light they can do this 91 year old man little harm.So they call me a commie Ha Ha Ha Bert



Elizabeth Warren's proposal to tax everyone's wealth at 2% would finally tax the rich. I have been advocating this idea for years!

Double-A

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Old May 3rd 19, 09:47 PM posted to alt.astronomy
herbert glazier
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Default Hagar files his taxes

On Thursday, April 25, 2019 at 2:28:45 PM UTC-7, Double-A wrote:
On Wednesday, April 24, 2019 at 2:28:34 PM UTC-7, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Wednesday, April 17, 2019 at 11:40:26 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...

On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.


*** for your information, you ignoramus, my Federal Tax bill came to $7790
and the thieves of Calif robbed my wallet for $472, because they have to
take care of all the US law violating Illegal Alien scum that floods our
borders.
Isn't it time you pulled your head out of your rectum ??? MAGA !!!


If GOPer Mafia ever paid a penny in taxes some one would die.Trump never did.GOP Mafia will pull SS.Reason for doing so in reality was spend spend spend so they could steal steal steal.My bring this to light they can do this 91 year old man little harm.So they call me a commie Ha Ha Ha Bert



Elizabeth Warren's proposal to tax everyone's wealth at 2% would finally tax the rich. I have been advocating this idea for years!

Double-A


Reality is 8% of USA are very rich and are 100% in control.Gates even states it is shameful how little tax he pays.Still he would rather blush then pay O ya.M&M always paid more than its share I'm proud of that.Still do. Well now that USA is 23 trillion in the red I think I will stop paying and join the GOP Trump club.#1 I won't a wall #2 When I play craps at his casino I want my own dice.When I rent a room at his hotels and pay $500 I want to see which girl I get. I'm now a GOP Mafia man so please don't try to kill me anymore. Still alive after two tries shows how lucky I am to be alive. Berto Ps I'm going Italian.Changing my name to Berto Glaziano I feel so much safer. Also Nixon and Walter Annenberg are great Americans and I list them with Ben Franklin,Jefferson,Adams,and Washington.Bert
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Old May 3rd 19, 10:10 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_4_]
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Default Hagar files his taxes

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 1:47:53 PM UTC-7, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Thursday, April 25, 2019 at 2:28:45 PM UTC-7, Double-A wrote:
On Wednesday, April 24, 2019 at 2:28:34 PM UTC-7, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Wednesday, April 17, 2019 at 11:40:26 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...

On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.


*** for your information, you ignoramus, my Federal Tax bill came to $7790
and the thieves of Calif robbed my wallet for $472, because they have to
take care of all the US law violating Illegal Alien scum that floods our
borders.
Isn't it time you pulled your head out of your rectum ??? MAGA !!!

If GOPer Mafia ever paid a penny in taxes some one would die.Trump never did.GOP Mafia will pull SS.Reason for doing so in reality was spend spend spend so they could steal steal steal.My bring this to light they can do this 91 year old man little harm.So they call me a commie Ha Ha Ha Bert



Elizabeth Warren's proposal to tax everyone's wealth at 2% would finally tax the rich. I have been advocating this idea for years!

Double-A


Reality is 8% of USA are very rich and are 100% in control.Gates even states it is shameful how little tax he pays.Still he would rather blush then pay O ya.M&M always paid more than its share I'm proud of that.



Then you must had a lousy accountant!


Still do. Well now that USA is 23 trillion in the red I think I will stop paying and join the GOP Trump club.#1 I won't a wall #2 When I play craps at his casino I want my own dice.When I rent a room at his hotels and pay $500 I want to see which girl I get. I'm now a GOP Mafia man so please don't try to kill me anymore. Still alive after two tries shows how lucky I am to be alive. Berto Ps I'm going Italian.Changing my name to Berto Glaziano I feel so much safer. Also Nixon and Walter Annenberg are great Americans and I list them with Ben Franklin,Jefferson,Adams,and Washington.Bert


Well then just write down that name on your next tax return, and write -0- on the Tax Due line, and see how that works!

Double-A

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Old May 3rd 19, 11:10 PM posted to alt.astronomy
herbert glazier
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Default Hagar files his taxes

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 2:10:42 PM UTC-7, Double-A wrote:
On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 1:47:53 PM UTC-7, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Thursday, April 25, 2019 at 2:28:45 PM UTC-7, Double-A wrote:
On Wednesday, April 24, 2019 at 2:28:34 PM UTC-7, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Wednesday, April 17, 2019 at 11:40:26 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
"Notroll2016" wrote in message ....

On Monday Hagar went to the library to use a computer to file his 1040EZ.
Much to his dismay his refund is only $5.00. Poor Hags was tricked by
Trump's Treasury Department when it modified the withholding tables so that
it looked like Hags got a big benefit from the tax bill. But alas, it was
not to be and what he had paid in barely covered his tax liability. The big
problem is that he always used his refund to clear his tab at the local cat
house. So now that his refund covers only half of a ten dollar crack whore,
he's trying to work double shifts at the Taco Barn. It's so bad he may have
to move in with his twin sisters, Clitoria and Gonnorea.


*** for your information, you ignoramus, my Federal Tax bill came to $7790
and the thieves of Calif robbed my wallet for $472, because they have to
take care of all the US law violating Illegal Alien scum that floods our
borders.
Isn't it time you pulled your head out of your rectum ??? MAGA !!!

If GOPer Mafia ever paid a penny in taxes some one would die.Trump never did.GOP Mafia will pull SS.Reason for doing so in reality was spend spend spend so they could steal steal steal.My bring this to light they can do this 91 year old man little harm.So they call me a commie Ha Ha Ha Bert


Elizabeth Warren's proposal to tax everyone's wealth at 2% would finally tax the rich. I have been advocating this idea for years!

Double-A


Reality is 8% of USA are very rich and are 100% in control.Gates even states it is shameful how little tax he pays.Still he would rather blush then pay O ya.M&M always paid more than its share I'm proud of that.



Then you must had a lousy accountant!


Still do. Well now that USA is 23 trillion in the red I think I will stop paying and join the GOP Trump club.#1 I won't a wall #2 When I play craps at his casino I want my own dice.When I rent a room at his hotels and pay $500 I want to see which girl I get. I'm now a GOP Mafia man so please don't try to kill me anymore. Still alive after two tries shows how lucky I am to be alive. Berto Ps I'm going Italian.Changing my name to Berto Glaziano I feel so much safer. Also Nixon and Walter Annenberg are great Americans and I list them with Ben Franklin,Jefferson,Adams,and Washington.Bert


Well then just write down that name on your next tax return, and write -0- on the Tax Due line, and see how that works!

Double-A


Sounds like a good plan.Also will hid my money at Salivita Fl.the retirement area for GOP Mafia.Its in Poke County.I played pool there when I lived in Fl.It is protected by Fl. state police,and US army.Rick Scott was a member there when he stole 1.7 billion from medicare.He was their big hero. In Forida you goose stepped or fled for your life.I fled to Calif.Massachusetts not safe.By inches their car missed me and my dog.Police gave me some help but not enough to stop GOPer hit men.
 




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