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Old October 31st 08, 07:07 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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As I walked through the drizzle from my storage facility to the
library this morning, the smell of hot asphalt was in the air. The
never ending widening and repaving project on the street I must walk
keeps traffic tied up and gives a daily challenge to the pedestrian
who must walk past all the construction obstacles. The person walking
is the last consideration as activities often block the sidewalks (or
muddy ground where the sidewalks used to be before they were torn up)
on both sides at once. I like the rumbling vibrations my feet can
feel in the ground as the steam rollers go by! This street is a
bottleneck so there is no other way to go without walking miles out of
the way. As the sole long distance pedestrian in this motor happy
culture, some of the workers and most of the flagger ladies have
gotten to know me and are freindly to me as I walk by daily. This
morning one of the ladies wished me a "Happy Halloween", as she helped
me across a busy intersection where the traffic lights were turned
off. And so I also want to wish all of you a Happy Halloween!

Double-A

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Old October 31st 08, 10:38 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Double A Happy halloween to you. I think that lady that helped you
could help you more,and could make you an offer you can not refuse..
Like I posted I asked a young lady for a date(out for pizza) and she
called 911. I ran like hell. Sheriff Bob Hansel would pin a sex
harassment charge and I could get 20 years. I am old and ugly.
I went to halloween parades in Salem Ma. In 1642 they started doing it
right. They knew how to treat witches. If you held the old lady
under water for 5 minutes and she was not dead you knew she was a witch
and they hung her. Those hung were nagging wives,and best to keep in
mind these were religious people and divorce was a sin. go figure
TreBert

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Old November 1st 08, 01:30 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Double A Happy halloween to you. I think that lady that helped you
could help you more,and could make you an offer you can not refuse..
Like I posted I asked a young lady for a date(out for pizza) and she
called 911. I ran like hell. Sheriff Bob Hansel would pin a sex
harassment charge and I could get 20 years. I am old and ugly.


I've never seen you, but you don't seem that way to me at all.
Look at Ugly Betty. She's not ugly, she's just done up that way.


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Old November 1st 08, 06:15 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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America Ferrera is not ugly at all, Mark! I knew that just from the
Ugly Betty title. I was right! You need to see the beauty in women
that's PAST THEIR FACES AND BODIES! Don't pull a Muslim on us!

Too bad that show has degenerated into another UGLY LIBERAL PIECE OF
****!

I no longer watch it.

Saul Levy


On Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:30:57 -0500, "Mark Earnest"
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Double A Happy halloween to you. I think that lady that helped you
could help you more,and could make you an offer you can not refuse..
Like I posted I asked a young lady for a date(out for pizza) and she
called 911. I ran like hell. Sheriff Bob Hansel would pin a sex
harassment charge and I could get 20 years. I am old and ugly.


I've never seen you, but you don't seem that way to me at all.
Look at Ugly Betty. She's not ugly, she's just done up that way.

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Old November 1st 08, 06:34 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Mark Earnest
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"Saul Levy" wrote in message
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America Ferrera is not ugly at all, Mark!


I don't think so either, but they sure were cruel to such a talented
actress to make as if she could appear that way.



I knew that just from the
Ugly Betty title. I was right! You need to see the beauty in women
that's PAST THEIR FACES AND BODIES! Don't pull a Muslim on us!

Too bad that show has degenerated into another UGLY LIBERAL PIECE OF
****!

I no longer watch it.

Saul Levy


On Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:30:57 -0500, "Mark Earnest"
wrote:


"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Double A Happy halloween to you. I think that lady that helped you
could help you more,and could make you an offer you can not refuse..
Like I posted I asked a young lady for a date(out for pizza) and she
called 911. I ran like hell. Sheriff Bob Hansel would pin a sex
harassment charge and I could get 20 years. I am old and ugly.


I've never seen you, but you don't seem that way to me at all.
Look at Ugly Betty. She's not ugly, she's just done up that way.



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Old November 1st 08, 01:30 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Mark in 4 months I will be 81 Still have blue eyes. Looked like Paul
Newman with more hair. At 81 he was no longer handsome,but better
looking than me when he died. That woman I asked for a date was only
about 45,and looked a little like Pulin.Had I asked a woman say 71 she
would probably excepted,but her being 71 does not turn me on(wasted
pizza) go figure TreBert Ps Mark I was going to do an old man
scenario on death for halloween,but it was to scary.

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Old November 1st 08, 01:39 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Cactus Saul Ugly Betty appeals to millions of girls that are not
pretty. Reality is looks are the first impression men get. Looks are
lasting. Sad but true TreBert Ps all the other girls on the Ugly
Betty show are very beautiful and I would ask out for a date even if 99%
would call 911 That 1% would make it all worth while Oh ya

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Old November 1st 08, 04:24 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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I love pretty girls too, BEERTbrain! lmao! All those I see at the
bar take my breath away!

But there's a lot more to women than just a pretty face and sexy body!
Most guys are too STUPID to learn that early on, if ever. It's their
loss.

And women need LOTS of MONEY to keep that face and body attractive.

Saul Levy


On Sat, 1 Nov 2008 09:39:14 -0400, (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Cactus Saul Ugly Betty appeals to millions of girls that are not
pretty. Reality is looks are the first impression men get. Looks are
lasting. Sad but true TreBert Ps all the other girls on the Ugly
Betty show are very beautiful and I would ask out for a date even if 99%
would call 911 That 1% would make it all worth while Oh ya

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Old November 1st 08, 05:01 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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You are like the Muzzies: Really ****ed up when it comes to dealing
with women, Mark!

I also could tell that America F. was NOT UGLY. Look beyond the
superficial for a change! Any women can be made up to be ugly. They
sure look better with proper makeup on. I actually like that look.

I look for the INNER BEAUTY in WOMEN! Something you might try for a
change.

Saul Levy


On Sat, 1 Nov 2008 01:34:16 -0500, "Mark Earnest"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
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America Ferrera is not ugly at all, Mark!


I don't think so either, but they sure were cruel to such a talented
actress to make as if she could appear that way.



I knew that just from the
Ugly Betty title. I was right! You need to see the beauty in women
that's PAST THEIR FACES AND BODIES! Don't pull a Muslim on us!

Too bad that show has degenerated into another UGLY LIBERAL PIECE OF
****!

I no longer watch it.

Saul Levy

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Old November 1st 08, 05:47 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Happy Halloween!

On Nov 1, 9:24*am, Saul Levy wrote:
I love pretty girls too, BEERTbrain! *lmao! *All those I see at the
bar take my breath away!

But there's a lot more to women than just a pretty face and sexy body!
Most guys are too STUPID to learn that early on, if ever. *It's their
loss.

And women need LOTS of MONEY



You got that right!

Double-A


to keep that face and body attractive.

Saul Levy

On Sat, 1 Nov 2008 09:39:14 -0400, (G=EMC^2



Glazier) wrote:
Cactus Saul *Ugly Betty appeals to millions of girls that are not
pretty. Reality is looks are the first impression men get. Looks are
lasting. Sad but true * TreBert *Ps all the other girls on the Ugly
Betty show are very beautiful and I would ask out for a date even if 99%
would call 911 *That 1% would make it all worth while *Oh ya

 




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