Special halloween mass this week Season of clam witch ..

, the traumatic proctologist,
gossiped:
I am the clam lord welcome new clam.

Okay on halloween there is going to be a clam mass that is a missing
chapter from the clam witch saga that is important to the story that
is going on now yes I know there is allot of things going on but if
you go back and look in the arcives if there is any you will see the
story.

CLam lord

It is you, isn't it, fr00tbat?

aside
It's either fr00tbat or I'm in the history books for identifying usenet's
first ever pair of doppelgangers.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George

Thou halfwit. Thou greasy-haired, gorbellied measle.

Who in fr00tbat?

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
, the traumatic proctologist,
gossiped:
I am the clam lord welcome new clam.

Okay on halloween there is going to be a clam mass that is a missing
chapter from the clam witch saga that is important to the story that
is going on now yes I know there is allot of things going on but if
you go back and look in the arcives if there is any you will see the
story.

CLam lord

It is you, isn't it, fr00tbat?

aside
It's either fr00tbat or I'm in the history books for identifying usenet's
first ever pair of doppelgangers.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George

Thou halfwit. Thou greasy-haired, gorbellied measle.

There is no "Halloween Mass",
only "Halloween Momentum"!

Double-A

, the scrabbly rabbi, railed:

Who in fr00tbat?

Probably most of the gay community.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George

Thou huge bombard of sack. Thou jaded, grease-covered one o' th' false
ones.

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

, the scrabbly rabbi, railed:


Who in fr00tbat?

Kad Man

Probably most of the gay community.


nightbat

That's it Kad Man make fun of the collective gay community you
insensitive coffee boy known brat. Wait till all the gays find out
you're anti gay, oh boy! Making fun of potentially environmentally lead
poisoned victims is disgraceful. Calling them by negative attribute
names or smart aleck callous petty cutsie pet names wont save you
either. Oh the humanity which you apparently have none.

You mean like how your pet frother Outhouse John does with regularity?

What a hypocrite you are.

Profound Officer
Bert's deduced brain challenged poor gays of tainted environment lead
induced sexually dysfunctional biogenesis make-up and made fun of every
chance the coffee boys have, shame, shame, double shame.

I can't imagine how you could make this any more lame.

Never in the annals of modern net history have such pukie behavior been
constantly displayed in science newsgroups by the auk cross posting
regulars. The Kadaitcha Man a self admitted gay basher and net abuser,
mothers protect your children. A gay rights activist he is not nor
understanding friend of the environmental lead poisoned. Officer Bert
please escort this negative denizen of multi sexual same sex freedom
lead victims to the stow file. Why Darla likes these mental simple auk
guys is beyond normal human present comprehension. The Seans must have
faulty character brain IQ stem rectification chambers fur sure.

Drool on, frootbat.

carry on,
Captain nightbat

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as designated by Brad Guth

Hi, fanbois!

nightbat wrote

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

, the scrabbly rabbi, railed:


Who in fr00tbat?

Kad Man

Probably most of the gay community.


nightbat

That's it Kad Man make fun of the collective gay community you
insensitive coffee boy known brat. Wait till all the gays find out
you're anti gay, oh boy! Making fun of potentially environmentally lead
poisoned victims is disgraceful. Calling them by negative attribute
names or smart aleck callous petty cutsie pet names wont save you
either. Oh the humanity which you apparently have none. Profound Officer
Bert's deduced brain challenged poor gays of tainted environment lead
induced sexually dysfunctional biogenesis make-up and made fun of every
chance the coffee boys have, shame, shame, double shame.

Never in the annals of modern net history have such pukie behavior been
constantly displayed in science newsgroups by the auk cross posting
regulars. The Kadaitcha Man a self admitted gay basher and net abuser,
mothers protect your children. A gay rights activist he is not nor
understanding friend of the environmental lead poisoned. Officer Bert
please escort this negative denizen of multi sexual same sex freedom
lead victims to the stow file. Why Darla likes these mental simple auk
guys is beyond normal human present comprehension. The Seans must have
faulty character brain IQ stem rectification chambers fur sure.

carry on,
Captain nightbat

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

There is no "Halloween Mass",
only "Halloween Momentum"!

Double-A


nightbat

Yes excellent and thank you for that very profound observation
and analysis Commander, very Planet Earth background local present
actual reality. The absence of bewitching base Mass can be understood
self evident while the increased scary Momentum induced topical skin
masking surety affirmed.

Halloween Momentum + Human Youthful Element = Fun

H M + H Y E = F

Double-A Law

very profound and carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat , the police inspector, diffused:
nightbat wrote

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

, the scrabbly rabbi,
railed:
Who in fr00tbat?

Probably most of the gay community.


nightbat

That's it Kad Man make fun of the collective gay community you
insensitiveBITCHSLAP

Real meaning: You are in such a decrepit state that to suggest one or more
homosexuals is "in" you can only be classified as making fun of the gay
community.

Autoflame grade A++

coffee boy known brat. Wait till all the gays find out
you're anti gay, oh boy! Making fun of potentially environmentally
lead poisoned victims is disgraceful. Calling them by negative
attribute names or smart aleck callous petty cutsie pet names wont
save you either.

Since when has calling the gay community "the gay community" been classed as
"calling them by negative attribute names or smart aleck callous petty
cutsie pet names", fr00tbat?

Oh the humanity which you apparently have none.
Profound Officer Bert's deduced brain challenged poor gays of tainted
environment lead induced sexually dysfunctional biogenesis make-up
and made fun of every chance the coffee boys have, shame, shame,
double shame.
Never in the annals

Pardon me but your slip is showing, fr00tbat.

of modern net history have such pukie behavior
been constantly displayed in science newsgroups by the auk cross
posting regulars. The Kadaitcha Man a self admitted gay basher

Really, fr00tbat? Since when has advocating equal estate and social security
rights for homosexuals been classed as gay bashing? Since you knew you were
in for a thumping yourself, perhaps?

Ok, so you're gay, but I'm only thumping you because you're a ****ing idiot.

and
net abuser, mothers protect your children. A gay rights activist he
is not nor understanding friend of the environmental lead poisoned.
Officer Bert please escort this negative denizen of multi sexual same
sex freedom lead victims to the stow file. Why Darla likes these
mental simple auk guys is beyond normal human present comprehension.
The Seans must have faulty character brain IQ stem rectification
chambers fur sure.
carry on,

I will, fr00tbat. I will. With or without your agreement.

Captain nightbat

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"If the truth be known, the only reason Osama is still on the loose is
because he himself hasn't fallen victim to the K-Man." - Wog George

Thou true-bred coward. Your purpled hands do reek and smoke.

"Art Deco" wrote in message


You mean like how your pet frother Outhouse John does with regularity?


TRANSLATION: Whaaaaa.....bad man hurt feelings.....mama.....make him
go-way!



I can't imagine how you could make this any more lame.



Yes there is!

Like giving STUPID awards that mean absolutely nothing, speaking of.......

Don't run away from your hard earned Awards, Art Deco!

)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(
Winners! Civility Awards, August 2006
)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(


Dumbest man in the Universe: The winner is: Art Deco!


Biggest chicken: The winner is: Art Deco!


Least accurate information: The winner is: Art Deco!


Most mentally retarded Alpine Nazi goat humper: Co-Winner is: Art Deco!


Dictionary pic beside "penis": The winner is: Art Deco!


Greatest Idiots On The Net: The winner is: "AUK coffeeboys"!

Hail Eris! On Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:08:06 -0800,
jabbered inanely:

Who in fr00tbat?

Here is a positively "stellar" example of fr00tbat lojik:

"I am a loyal friend to those who report science and truth not
try to hidden agenda hide it. Astronomy is so important little do the
clueless know where they came from or where they are going. The Officer
Warhol reporting of Little Goldilocks and the Tree Bears was so relaxing
but heed its moral warning blondes do have more fun. The Seans Sil a
beauty like no other waits for this Earthman to hopefully safely real
Starship bring all those worthy to space the final frontier. Choose life
not war, oh the humanity, when will man lay down his arms? Thank you
Green Knight for your dedication to duty and God speed on your journey
to the sacred mountain. Figs and olives the preservers of life and
promoters of good digestion. You darn tooten we like fig Newton.

Att: All Earth Science Team Officers

Officer Warhol has issued a world wide bulletin for all coastal residing
residents to go to higher ground due to planet warming. The increasing
planetary green house effect is scientifically now observed. The Green
Knight predicted dooms day long cycle comet may also be approaching,
take heed! Also Florida residents listen for daily reports from Officer
Bert and please be aware of hurricane Debbie now gaining power off the
coast of Africa, oh the humanity!"
-- nightbat on the importance of a good diet, and always taking one's
meds, in MID:

--
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"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

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