Hagar can't quit smoking

Hagar and his visiting cousin Vulva were discussing their heavy smoking
habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said Vulva, "that the only
effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck
hard." "That's fine for you," huffed Hagar, "but I don't happen to live in a
house that's right on the beach."

Notroll2016 used his keyboard to write :
Hagar and his visiting cousin Vulva were discussing their heavy smoking
habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said Vulva, "that the only
effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard."
"That's fine for you," huffed Hagar, "but I don't happen to live in a house
that's right on the beach."



*** groan ... Trollster proving once again that he is not
the sharpest knife in the drawer ... nor the keenest wit
in this here NG. Why don't you just put a cork in it ...
if you can find one that big ...

"Hägar" wrote in message
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Notroll2016 used his keyboard to write :
Hagar and his visiting cousin Vulva were discussing their heavy smoking
habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said Vulva, "that the only
effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck
hard." "That's fine for you," huffed Hagar, "but I don't happen to live in
a house that's right on the beach."



*** groan ... Trollster proving once again that he is not
the sharpest knife in the drawer ... nor the keenest wit
in this here NG. Why don't you just put a cork in it ...
if you can find one that big ...

*** Maybe your Singlewide Owners Association would spring for a Life Saver
at your sewage lagoon/swimming hole.

Notroll2016 wrote on 4/16/2016 :

"Hägar" wrote in message
...

Notroll2016 used his keyboard to write :
Hagar and his visiting cousin Vulva were discussing their heavy smoking
habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said Vulva, "that the only
effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck
hard." "That's fine for you," huffed Hagar, "but I don't happen to live in
a house that's right on the beach."



*** groan ... Trollster proving once again that he is not
the sharpest knife in the drawer ... nor the keenest wit
in this here NG. Why don't you just put a cork in it ...
if you can find one that big ...

*** Maybe your Singlewide Owners Association would spring for a Life Saver at
your sewage lagoon/swimming hole.


You just can't let go of your low-life redneck upbringing ...