New Chinese Moon rocket

On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 00:55:43 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:

Those treacherous commies! Look what they've illegally back-engineered
now! (top of page):
http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/china/ev...hou6/index.htm
Meanwhile demonstrating the new openness of the Chinese program, they
have released details of the Shenzhou toilet:

As they state that this is the first time the system has been used, we
may now have a clue why Shenzhou V had such a short mission- Yang Liwei
had to hold in his pee apparently.
We also now know that Chinese penises are 5 cm in diameter, and that
they have huge 10 cm diameter assholes that have no buttocks around them.
It took us decades of spying to find out similar things about the
Soviets. :-)

Pat

Not only that, they took the Shenzhou diagram that I created in 2004
in Powerpoint and Paint Shop Pro for the Wiki Encyclopedia. See the
photo credits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:S...ft_diagram.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenzhou



Oh well.

-Rusty

Those treacherous commies! Look what they've illegally back-engineered
now! (top of page):
http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/china/ev...hou6/index.htm
Meanwhile demonstrating the new openness of the Chinese program, they
have released details of the Shenzhou toilet:

As they state that this is the first time the system has been used, we
may now have a clue why Shenzhou V had such a short mission- Yang Liwei
had to hold in his pee apparently.
We also now know that Chinese penises are 5 cm in diameter, and that
they have huge 10 cm diameter assholes that have no buttocks around them.
It took us decades of spying to find out similar things about the
Soviets. :-)

Pat

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
...
Those treacherous commies! Look what they've illegally back-engineered
now! (top of page):
http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/china/ev...hou6/index.htm
Meanwhile demonstrating the new openness of the Chinese program, they have
released details of the Shenzhou toilet:

As they state that this is the first time the system has been used, we may
now have a clue why Shenzhou V had such a short mission- Yang Liwei had to
hold in his pee apparently.
We also now know that Chinese penises are 5 cm in diameter, and that they
have huge 10 cm diameter assholes that have no buttocks around them.
It took us decades of spying to find out similar things about the Soviets.
:-)

So that's what drove the quest for ever higher KeyHole resolution!

Ted Molczan

Rusty wrote:

Not only that, they took the Shenzhou diagram that I created in 2004
in Powerpoint and Paint Shop Pro for the Wiki Encyclopedia. See the
photo credits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:S...ft_diagram.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenzhou



There is nothing that is beyond them! Remember when they back-engineered
Disney's animatronic Abraham Lincoln and created Al Gore? :-)





Okay...where did the orbital module's solar arrays go? Now it looks like
it has radiators.
Also, I note that the pig semen is back. =-O

Pat

Rusty wrote:

Not only that, they took the Shenzhou diagram that I created in 2004
in Powerpoint and Paint Shop Pro for the Wiki Encyclopedia. See the
photo credits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:S...ft_diagram.png

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenzhou



There is nothing that is beyond them! Remember when they back-engineered
Disney's animatronic Abraham Lincoln and created Al Gore? :-)





Okay...where did the orbital module's solar arrays go? Now it looks like it
has radiators.
Also, I note that the pig semen is back. =-O

Pat

Interesting diagrams at
http://spacemodels.nuxit.net/shenzhou/diagram.htm

On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:44:54 -0700, Rusty
wrote:



"The People's Daily have said that the interior design of the
spacecraft has been changed to hopefully lessen the likelihood of
nausea and other symptoms."

....Which means they've removed all the mandarin buffet furnishings :-)

OM

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Pat Flannery wrote:
Those treacherous commies! Look what they've illegally back-engineered
now! (top of page):
http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/china/ev...hou6/index.htm
Meanwhile demonstrating the new openness of the Chinese program, they
have released details of the Shenzhou toilet:

As they state that this is the first time the system has been used, we
may now have a clue why Shenzhou V had such a short mission- Yang Liwei
had to hold in his pee apparently.
We also now know that Chinese penises are 5 cm in diameter, and that
they have huge 10 cm diameter assholes that have no buttocks around them.
It took us decades of spying to find out similar things about the
Soviets. :-)

Pat

They should have used this image, of the planned
CZ-5 launcher.

"http://www.globalsecurity.org/space/world/china/images/cz-5-image003.gif"

The heaviest lift version of CZ-5 will be more
powerful than any existing expendable launch
vehicle in the world today...

- Ed Kyle

OM om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
in :

On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:44:54 -0700, Rusty
wrote:



"The People's Daily have said that the interior design of the
spacecraft has been changed to hopefully lessen the likelihood of
nausea and other symptoms."

How do Shenzou's dimensions compare to Soyuz? Somewhere I'd
gotten the idea that Shenzou's reentry module was slightly larger;
the orbital module is certainly very different and looks
slightly larger.

--Damon

Jean-Jacques Serra wrote:


Okay...where did the orbital module's solar arrays go? Now it looks
like it has radiators.
Also, I note that the pig semen is back. =-O

Pat


Interesting diagrams at
http://spacemodels.nuxit.net/shenzhou/diagram.htm


I'm still trying to make heads or tails of what the four engines on the
base of the service module are all about- it looks overpowered in
comparison to a Soyuz.

Pat

OM wrote:


...Which means they've removed all the mandarin buffet furnishings :-)


Oh yeah, there's nothing quite like those, is there? :-)

Pat