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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
"Dr. Why", the current sockpuppet of the
fake alien, wrote: "Art Deco" wrote in message ... "Dr. Why", the current sockpuppet of the fake alien, wrote: "Daedalus" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 18:32:18 GMT, "Lomie" , wrote: "Kali" wrote in message .. . In article sudHf.11919$id5.6358@bgtnsc04- news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:12:08 GMT, Lomie says... "Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message .. . On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie" wrote: Hello Charles and Heather! Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921. We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th birthday. Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon. We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane. We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her. She came through it rather nicely, I think. While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200 years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years. She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading about the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate. Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways. Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew. Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets (girls girls girls hee hee ). Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear, Like making up stories about aliens and referring to herself in the third person? such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread. Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and K-man as they typed those words of yawning? So wonderfully true to their primate heritage! Thank you! Lomie I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped at 25 :-) How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake in an "aging program"? Just wondering... C. Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because I was freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for me.), Darla explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she wanted. Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began to study us with a passion. When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be impressed with the logic behind them. So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since. Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human extraction period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age negatively? Okie dokie. I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to cover it, because it never happens on your planet. Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books. You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression". Well, this would be a physical age regression. Why not? So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she decides to stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging rite. So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the benefits of aging MENTALLY. The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back to a favored physical age. And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell everyone about shortly following FOC. Lomie Aw, don't hold back *now*... have another of whatever it is, and post some more. Kali -- "We found a great number of books...and since they contained nothing but superstitions and falsehoods of the Devil we burned them all." - Bishop Diego De Landa, who burned priceless books of Mayan history and science Okay, Kali, if you promise not to woooooosh me, too. G By the way, did I mention that I'm not really an alien? Silouen and I were both born on Earth. Did you grow up in the same ward? Note: no response. And anyways, another short-term benefit begins to manifest itself either the second or third time you go through the aging rite. Each time you regress physically, your skin thickens back to normal for the age you go back to. And each time, the skin actually thickens a teeny bit more, so after the third or fourth ritual experience, your skin has thickened to where it is So much harder to pierce or bruise you. Can you do the same skin thickening process to Bohner so he doesn't get so hysterical and whiny when people make fun of him? Note: no response. Yet it is hardly noticeable in terms of any burdening difference from normal. One long-term advantage we've found is that while the mental age saturates (ceases to increase) after a few million years, it does undergo a series of "jumps" after that where it increases just a little every few times you practice the ritual. The main reason weuns the seans practice this ritual is to remind us of all the reasons we do not like to age physically. Well, at least that's My main reason. Others have their own reasons, I suppose. Just between you and me, we're all hoping that by participating in our aging ritual, Kiyo will feel better about both herself and her presence here with us. I love her very much, as she's like a second Mom to me, so I'm hoping she's able to go on fighting the strong tendency to want to die. But life doesn't really get that much easier. Lomie Lemme ask you something, has any real live person ever bought a scintilla of this hokum you're spewing? Jade No, of course not, Jade. I certainly wouldn't. We have to supply our closer human contacts with much harder evidence than just this hokum. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Who are your "closer human contacts", institutionalized people who hear voices? Well, we Have been known to have this effect on people, yes. But from time to time we approach certain persons in what we call a "close contact". It would be a person whom we have been observing closely and whom we trust. We've made quite a few close contacts over the years. Yeah, I've noticed a few of them -- they wear Star Trek pajamas, spew technobabble they have no understanding of, and desperately want the Good Ship Darla-Pop to drop by and save them from all their troubles. Yubiwan -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official Agent of Deception Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 "Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum." -- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief "Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my family. Your time will come." -- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ" "Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me, Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'" -- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003 |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
Honest John wrote:
"ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "Art Deco" wrote in message ... ah wrote: YINGbot wrote: ah wrote in message ... Snausages. Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen. Yup. Yup. Yup Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. -- ah |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
Honest John wrote:
"ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Art Deco wrote: ah wrote: Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote: "YINGbot" wrote in message ... ah wrote in message ... Snausages. Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen. Fred and ah would love each other. You are a Uni sock, AICMF?! Where is Uni? Happy Valentine to her, not you. *I* got a card! *Uno*! *YAHTZEE* *Rook* Pardon? Never played Pardon, but Rook is a fun card game ! *glances sideways* Right. -- ah |
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NOMINATION: Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
Art Deco wrote in
: Charles D. Bohne wrote: On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:28:04 GMT, "Dr. Why" wrote: You reanimated a dead human body? Her body tissue was not dead. Kiyo was only "a little bit dead". There was actually very little tissue damage other than the fact that all her extremities had been ripped from her torso. Aligning the neck was a bit tricky, but Lomie replaced her head showing excellent skill. Hard to believe, I know, attitude of a human teenager coupled with hands of a great surgeon. Impressive to observe, though. I bet it was :-) Too bad it's all total bull****. So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since. Looks like we have the pleasure to participate in it almost daily :-) Who is "we", Ch*ck? (Just playin' with you, Charles.) "We" would be a whole universe except the Seans Like your pals the "Pleiadians", Chu*k? http://www.pleiadians.com/ With us it's just an ancient ritual in which we equably participate. And yes, on Earth, with your gravity and ignorance about endorphins and other anti-aging techniques, you age yourselves frequently. Your subtle "almost" did not go unnoticed. Few people know that they sometimes experience several days of virtually no aging, while other times they can age themselves to the tune of several days in one. One of the prices of external influences on sentient beings under the strict weight of matter in a gravity sink. So where do you live? So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the benefits of aging MENTALLY. So you claim NOT to "age" mentally while living millions of years, .. unless you perform your rites of aging? I suppose it's a lot more fun to post coded messages to Usenet than it is to communicate secretly via email. I don't know, you better ask Art and his club:- *ding* tips sombrero What is my "club", Chu*k? But if you want to send encrypted messages you should better use my public PGP-keys. Yer both idiots. Strengthens the synapses? Only if you do the decryption in your mind, without a machine or computer. What the heck -- it's been awhile since Chu*k has been on the ballot, so I'll nominate him for the Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award: "The "Jojo Pineapple" is awarded every month to the Usenet poster who best establishes a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism and general kookery in a way exemplified by the eponymous founder of this award, Joseph "Foamboi" Bartlo." Any seconds? Chuckwheat is seconded. -- Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - Dec. 2005 Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.****nozzles. Hail Petitmorte! "....your harassment will probably endure until I get around to punishing you into a legal and economic pulp, hence, I have no need to rush the legal actions." - Ed explains why it's still February of 2002. |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
"ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Art Deco wrote: ah wrote: Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote: "YINGbot" wrote in message ... ah wrote in message ... Snausages. Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen. Fred and ah would love each other. You are a Uni sock, AICMF?! Where is Uni? Happy Valentine to her, not you. *I* got a card! *Uno*! *YAHTZEE* *Rook* Pardon? Never played Pardon, but Rook is a fun card game ! *glances sideways* In your case it's better you wear sunglasses. Right. -- ah |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
"ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Art Deco wrote: ah wrote: Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Real Friendly Neiborhood Vote Ranger wrote: "YINGbot" wrote in message ... ah wrote in message ... Snausages. Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen. Fred and ah would love each other. You are a Uni sock, AICMF?! Where is Uni? Happy Valentine to her, not you. *I* got a card! *Uno*! *YAHTZEE* *Rook* Pardon? Never played Pardon, but Rook is a fun card game ! *glances sideways* In your case it's better you wear sunglasses. Explain yourself, Demon!! -- ah |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
"ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Honest John wrote: "Art Deco" wrote in message ... ah wrote: YINGbot wrote: ah wrote in message ... Snausages. Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen. Yup. Yup. Yup Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:29:03 +0100, Charles D. Bohne
in accordance with The Prophecy scribed: On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:56:44 GMT, "Dr. Why" wrote: cut 97 lines of endless repetition IAWTP http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1618749 C. Amazing! You've learned how to work a browser. I plead astonishment! -- DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed" Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253. AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004 You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com "I am the one they call Jesus." - Warhol tries to compete with Ray. |
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Darla's on the way back! (was uhm, something else
"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:32:42 -0600, "Honest John" wrote: Carl Sagan and A.C. Clark should have some "lively" discussions ! HJ ... reminds me that I should go to our family tomb and listen in to a new round of discussion between my parents .-) C. Take your audio recorder and microphone, just in case ! HJ |
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Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!
"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:33:36 -0600, "Honest John" wrote: "Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message .. . On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:59:40 GMT, "Dr. Why" wrote: I personally feel it's time to take our chances with the 88%! Or even a lower percentage if necessary. Yubiwan Okay then! Meet me next Weekend. C. Swing by my house and pick me up, also ! HJ That's a good idea, I am looking forward to meeting you ;-) Do you like "Schwarzwälder Sahnetorte" with your coffee? http://www.torten-online.de/Torten.p...der-Sahnetorte C. Yes, please ! I didn't tell you, but I went to college in Switzerland, not too far from where you live. Heard of the American College Of Switzerland in Leysin ? HJ |
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