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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2005



 
 
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on January 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
the candidate might be *you*.

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KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

NunYa Bidness
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
neither of the above


Neither.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)

Heidi Graw


Write In: Michael Baldwin Bruce


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

babaloo you too, alias Condeleeza Rice
Daniel Joseph Min
Martin Hannigan's FAQ bot
none of the above


Daniel Joseph Min


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

NunYa Bidness
Professeur von TwoSteps
neither of the above


Write In: Michael Baldwin Bruce


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)

NunYa Bidness


No.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
NunYa Bidness
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
none of the above


Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Hyerdahl
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
NunYa Bidness
none of the above


Michael Balwin Bruce


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Grizzlie Antagonist
NunYa Bidness
neither of the above


Neither.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)

Pamela K Russell
rec.collecting.coins
neither of the above


Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Kenny of AMM-J
Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend, alias Judy
NunYa Bidness
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
none of the above


Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn


BOBO AWARD (Vote yes or no.)

Sony BMG


No.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

David Tholen
Hyerdahl
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
Michael Baldwin Bruce
none of the above


Michael Baldwin Bruce


BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)

Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore


No.


EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY [XMAS DAY] (Vote for one.)

babaloo you too, alias Condeleeza Rice
Masculist
Pamela K Russell
none of the above


None.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness, trained by Just Taylor
Kenny of AMM-J, trained by Volfie
NunYa Bidness, trained by Aratzio
Tom Bishop, trained by Peter J Ross
none of the above


Tom Bishop, trained by Peter J Ross


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Anthony Banovic
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore


Abstain.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
soc.men


Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J


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Write In: Michael Baldwin Bruce

 




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