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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2005



 
 
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the November 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on December 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

John Weatherly
Vito Kuhn
X Warhol
none of the above


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Dustin Cook
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd
John Weatherly
X Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
none of the above


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005
Fly Cooter
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
X none of the above


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker
X Warhol
neither of the above


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Vito Kuhn
neither of the above
X abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one.)

Dustin Cook
Pamela K Russell
X neither of the above


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)

John Lucas
X Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
neither of the above


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Alan Jones
David Tholen
Dustin Cook
Herbert Glazier
X Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
none of the above


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dustin Cook
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd
Pamela K Russell
Professeur von TwoSteps
X none of the above


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Andrew Walcott Beckwith
Pamela K Russell
X neither of the above


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Rob Wade
X Warhol
neither of the above


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)

Catherine Burr
Dennis E Strausser
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
X none of the above


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one.)

Alan Jones
X Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
neither of the above


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one.)

Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter
Vito Kuhn
X neither of the above


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)

alt.religion.asatru
No

EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY (Vote yes or no.)

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei
X Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook
neither of the above


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Anthony Banovic
Fly Cooter
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
X abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness
Chuck Lysaght
X Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn


SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for
one.)

Alexa Cameron
Bradley L Jesness
Dustin Cook
John Shocked
X abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
X abstain


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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


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