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Old October 2nd 05, 04:17 PM
Double-A
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Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to additional froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Fly Cooter
neither of the above


Neither.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Fly Cooter
Nunya Bidness
none of the above


Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead.

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Don Ocean
Fly Cooter
NunYa Bidness
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above


None.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)

Sylvia Sullivan


No.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

nightbat
Twonky
neither of the above


Twonky.


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above


The Revd.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
NunYa Bidness
Warhol
none of the above


The Revd.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton


No.


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen


No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)

Uni


No.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton


No.


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)

Colonel Jake
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above


Neither.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dore Williamson
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above


Neither.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alan Connor
Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
Moris, alias superglue
Uni
none of the above


None.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
Vito Kuhn & fam.*
neither of the above


Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
nightbat
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
none of the above


Gerald Newton.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Uni, trained by Aratzio
none of the above


None.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
Sylvia Sullivan


Abstain.


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Gerald Newton
Kenneth R Pangborn


Abstain.


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
none of the above


None.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Archie Leach


No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco


No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Bob Officer


No.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004



Double-A

  #2  
Old October 2nd 05, 04:30 PM
Art Deco
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Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to additional froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Fly Cooter
neither of the above


Neither.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Fly Cooter
Nunya Bidness
none of the above


Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead.

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Don Ocean
Fly Cooter
NunYa Bidness
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above


None.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)

Sylvia Sullivan


No.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

nightbat
Twonky
neither of the above


Twonky.


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above


The Revd.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
NunYa Bidness
Warhol
none of the above


The Revd.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton


No.


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen


No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)

Uni


No.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton


No.


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)

Colonel Jake
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above


Neither.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dore Williamson
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above


Neither.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alan Connor
Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
Moris, alias superglue
Uni
none of the above


None.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
Vito Kuhn & fam.*
neither of the above


Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
nightbat
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
none of the above


Gerald Newton.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Uni, trained by Aratzio
none of the above


None.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
Sylvia Sullivan


Abstain.


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Gerald Newton
Kenneth R Pangborn


Abstain.


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
none of the above


None.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Archie Leach


No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco


No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!"


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Bob Officer


No.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004



Double-A


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
  #3  
Old October 2nd 05, 04:59 PM
Double-A
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Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to additional froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Fly Cooter
neither of the above


Neither.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Fly Cooter
Nunya Bidness
none of the above


Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead.

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Don Ocean
Fly Cooter
NunYa Bidness
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above


None.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)

Sylvia Sullivan


No.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

nightbat
Twonky
neither of the above


Twonky.


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above


The Revd.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
NunYa Bidness
Warhol
none of the above


The Revd.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton


No.


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen


No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)

Uni


No.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter


No.


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton


No.


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)

Colonel Jake
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above


Neither.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dore Williamson
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above


Neither.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alan Connor
Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
Moris, alias superglue
Uni
none of the above


None.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
Vito Kuhn & fam.*
neither of the above


Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
nightbat
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
none of the above


Gerald Newton.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Uni, trained by Aratzio
none of the above


None.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
Sylvia Sullivan


Abstain.


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Gerald Newton
Kenneth R Pangborn


Abstain.


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
none of the above


None.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Archie Leach


No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco


No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!"


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Bob Officer


No.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004



Double-A


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004



Don't cry, Art.

You lost my vote this time, but if you are really, really good, well,
next time, who knows?

Double-A

  #4  
Old October 2nd 05, 05:31 PM
Art Deco
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Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to additional froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Fly Cooter
neither of the above

Neither.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Fly Cooter
Nunya Bidness
none of the above

Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead.

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Don Ocean
Fly Cooter
NunYa Bidness
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above

None.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)

Sylvia Sullivan

No.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

nightbat
Twonky
neither of the above

Twonky.


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above

The Revd.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
NunYa Bidness
Warhol
none of the above

The Revd.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton

No.


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen

No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter

No.


KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)

Uni

No.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter

No.


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter

No.


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton

No.


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)

Colonel Jake
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above

Neither.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dore Williamson
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above

Neither.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alan Connor
Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
Moris, alias superglue
Uni
none of the above

None.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
Vito Kuhn & fam.*
neither of the above

Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
nightbat
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
none of the above

Gerald Newton.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Uni, trained by Aratzio
none of the above

None.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
Sylvia Sullivan

Abstain.


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Gerald Newton
Kenneth R Pangborn

Abstain.


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
none of the above

None.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Archie Leach

No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco

No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!"


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Bob Officer

No.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004


Double-A


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004



Don't cry, Art.

You lost my vote this time, but if you are really, really good, well,
next time, who knows?

Double-A


Did the quotes confuse you, again?

[insert next round of off-topic coffee boy lames here]

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
  #5  
Old October 2nd 05, 07:39 PM
PJR
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On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen


No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco


No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot.

btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this
matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for
spamming.


PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
  #6  
Old October 2nd 05, 10:14 PM
Double-A
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PJR wrote:
On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen


No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco


No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot.

btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this
matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for
spamming.


PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/



I don't suppose you guys feel in any way responsible for setting him
off?

Double-A

  #7  
Old October 3rd 05, 03:59 AM
Michael Baldwin Bruce
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Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to additional froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Fly Cooter
neither of the above

Neither.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

alt.astronomy saucerheads
Fly Cooter
Nunya Bidness
none of the above

Abstain. Because the Vote Wrangler thinks I am a saucerhead.

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Don Ocean
Fly Cooter
NunYa Bidness
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above

None.


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)

Sylvia Sullivan

No.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

nightbat
Twonky
neither of the above

Twonky.


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above

The Revd.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
NunYa Bidness
Warhol
none of the above

The Revd.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton

No.


UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen

No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter

No.


KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)

Uni

No.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter

No.


PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)

Fly Cooter

No.


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)

Gerald Newton

No.


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)

Colonel Jake
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above

Neither.


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dore Williamson
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
neither of the above

Neither.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alan Connor
Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
Moris, alias superglue
Uni
none of the above

None.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
Vito Kuhn & fam.*
neither of the above

Neither.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Gerald Newton
nightbat
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
none of the above

Gerald Newton.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Uni, trained by Aratzio
none of the above

None.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
Sylvia Sullivan

Abstain.


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)

Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Gerald Newton
Kenneth R Pangborn

Abstain.


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
none of the above

None.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Archie Leach

No.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco

No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.

Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!!"


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Bob Officer

No.

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both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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Double-A


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both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004



Don't cry, Art.

You lost my vote this time, but if you are really, really good, well,
next time, who knows?

Double-A


Did the quotes confuse you, again?


He's a saucerhead, Bruce. They are permanently confused.

[insert next round of off-topic coffee boy lames here]


[insert next round of off-topic coffee boy lames here]

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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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  #8  
Old October 3rd 05, 04:01 AM
Michael Baldwin Bruce
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Bruce AKA PJR wrote:
On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen


No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests.


Nothing is as massive as his digests, Bruce. They are the black holes
of Usenet.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco


No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot.


FNID, Bruce.

btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this
matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for
spamming.


Frootbat is as frootbat does, Bruce.

PJR :-)
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  #9  
Old October 3rd 05, 04:19 AM
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Robert Buchanan wrote:

"Double-A" wrote in
oups.com:


PJR wrote:
On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen

No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.

However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco

No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.

Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot.

btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this
matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for
spamming.


PJR :-)
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I don't suppose you guys feel in any way responsible for setting him
off?


Pfft. No. Tard.


Are there still any doubts about why the saucerheads are up for CNotM?

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both male and female genitalia."

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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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  #10  
Old October 3rd 05, 04:47 AM
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"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bruce AKA PJR wrote:
On 2 Oct 2005 08:17:10 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)

David Tholen

No. Anyone with an asteroid named after him should be left alone.


However, the asteroid isn't as massive as some of his digests.


Nothing is as massive as his digests, Bruce. They are the black holes
of Usenet.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Art Deco

No. Because of his persecution of alt.astronomy.


Pssst. That's (partly) what he was nominated for, idiot.


FNID, Bruce.


PJR is also Jade.


btw, I think Ensign Fr00tbat needs to be rebooted. Please give this
matter your urgent attention before Fr00tbat loses an account for
spamming.


Frootbat is as frootbat does, Bruce.

PJR :-)
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