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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST -- Coal Mine Resuce -- Proof of Life After Death



 
 
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Old July 2nd 03, 07:28 PM
Fleetie
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Default DEATH DOES NOT EXIST -- Coal Mine Resuce -- Proof of Life After Death

"Ed Conrad" wrote

Proof of Lfe After Death, here handed you on a silver platter.
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[...]

If He does exist, God certainly doesn't often make it
obvious, undoubtedly for some very good reason.


You strut around, parading your ignorance much like a peacock
displays its feathers, and apparently with similar pride.
What kind of mate do you hope to attract with your display?
At least you may attract a few lame bints out of my way.

Your ignorance shines out like the beam from a lighthouse,
warning away those of less lowly intelligence.

"You have insufficient cognitive funds to complete this
transaction. Card withheld."

Worms are embarrassed to be seen near you.

Your father should have pulled out.


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Old July 3rd 03, 12:09 PM
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Ed Conrad writted:

: David Fellin, 58, and Henry "Hank" Throne, 28, seemed
: destined to die a horrible death because their chance
: of being rescued was astronomical,

If that were me, I think I'd rather not be rescued then...


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Old July 3rd 03, 12:09 PM
Gavin Whittaker
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Ed Conrad writted:

: David Fellin, 58, and Henry "Hank" Throne, 28, seemed
: destined to die a horrible death because their chance
: of being rescued was astronomical,

If that were me, I think I'd rather not be rescued then...


 




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