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Power supply failure - not worth having it repaired, so I bought a (much)
better computer.

Alan Erskine wrote:
Power supply failure.

(Cut to scene of opening the computer case to reveal the dead platypus
on the treadmill.) :-)

Pat

I've no idea what you are on about, but over here we use ex politicians on
our treadmill, as the Platypus has too much intelligence.

Brian

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Alan Erskine wrote:
Power supply failure.

(Cut to scene of opening the computer case to reveal the dead platypus on
the treadmill.) :-)

Pat

Brian Gaff wrote:
I've no idea what you are on about, but over here we use ex politicians on
our treadmill, as the Platypus has too much intelligence.

I'm trying to figure out a way to derive electrical power from the
jumping of kangaroos.
I'm not sure about the details of this system yet, but I'm pretty sure
it will involve tying bungee cords onto their feet as they stand atop
fire ant nests to give a rhythmic bouncing motion and produce AC
electricity of the desired number of cycles per second.
This "kangerator" will provide a use for these horrid creatures other
than dog food and a cheap means of testing landmines.
A smaller portable version employing a wallaby and a bed of nails might
be just the thing for campers in the outback. ;-)

Pat

"Alan Erskine" wrote in message
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Power supply failure - not worth having it repaired, so I bought a (much)
better computer.


Welcome back!

The more the merrier I always say.