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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
http://netkooks.org/osterwald/
any seconds? ;] -- http://myspace.com/anakkrakatau http://netkooks.org if you have a complaint about off-topic, chicken****, skinhead, nazi-wannabes in your newsgroup, please call our hotline: 281-821-5534 Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe "The talk of the sekret AUK off-newsgroup listserves!" Official Gender Outlaw of alt.****nozzles! insert pied piper song here http://unixd0rk.com http://unixd0rk.livejournal.com ______ cujo: Just wait for the whine it's been going on about for over cujo: four years: a s00p3r s3kr1t |\/|41|_`1|\|9 lits where cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long. me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one: me: http://netkooks.org/aar_skeptics/ me: DOOP!!!!42! ______ Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead he shouldla turned around and punched John Wilkes Booth in the eye. But I guess he preferred to watcha stupid ass play with some guy dressed up as a tree in it. How the hell did he win the civil war and build a log cabin with his bare hands (as the legend says)? He didn't even have the instinct to know he was about to get shot from behind: I hope the next president won't be enshrined he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"] ______ Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do: http://tinyurl.com/lfklv ______ "That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from a **** who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." - CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453 ______ "I get a summons to appear for jury duty. I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and they wouldn't bother you after that. I get my ass up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ass out of there in record time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in . ______ "AUK is a pellet gun" - K A Cannon on AUK's effectiveness Hi! I'm the .sig virus that will destroy Usenet. Please add me to your sig. - END USENET NOW http://www.bedoper.com/usenet -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
Meat Plow wrote:
On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:01:46 -0500, Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! Has Frothed: http://netkooks.org/osterwald/ any seconds? ;] Denied. Kooks are not permitted to make nominations. hey now... don't get TOO excited ****head... the netkooks.org awards are not YOUR awards, are they? http://netkooks.org/awards - this is where teh awardz will be! -- http://myspace.com/anakkrakatau http://netkooks.org if you have a complaint about off-topic, chicken****, skinhead, nazi-wannabes in your newsgroup, please call our hotline: 281-821-5534 Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe "The talk of the sekret AUK off-newsgroup listserves!" Official Gender Outlaw of alt.****nozzles! insert pied piper song here http://unixd0rk.com http://unixd0rk.livejournal.com ______ cujo: Just wait for the whine it's been going on about for over cujo: four years: a s00p3r s3kr1t |\/|41|_`1|\|9 lits where cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long. me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one: me: http://netkooks.org/aar_skeptics/ me: DOOP!!!!42! ______ Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead he shouldla turned around and punched John Wilkes Booth in the eye. But I guess he preferred to watcha stupid ass play with some guy dressed up as a tree in it. How the hell did he win the civil war and build a log cabin with his bare hands (as the legend says)? He didn't even have the instinct to know he was about to get shot from behind: I hope the next president won't be enshrined he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"] ______ Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do: http://tinyurl.com/lfklv ______ "That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from a **** who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." - CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453 ______ "I get a summons to appear for jury duty. I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and they wouldn't bother you after that. I get my ass up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ass out of there in record time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in . ______ "AUK is a pellet gun" - K A Cannon on AUK's effectiveness Hi! I'm the .sig virus that will destroy Usenet. Please add me to your sig. - END USENET NOW http://www.bedoper.com/usenet |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! wrote: http://netkooks.org/osterwald/ any seconds? ;] -- I wondered how long it would be till Art's secret name, The Wharf Rat, came to light! Double-A |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
"Double-A" wrote in message ps.com... Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! wrote: http://netkooks.org/osterwald/ any seconds? ;] -- I wondered how long it would be till Art's secret name, The Wharf Rat, came to light! Double-A Until the "Rat-Pack" had enough of the old pedo and turned on him! C.H.J. |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
wrote in message ups.com... Chadwick Stone© an ancient old fossil, wrote: Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! ] has entered into testimony Meat Plow wrote: On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:01:46 -0500, Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! Has Frothed: http://netkooks.org/osterwald/ any seconds? ;] Denied. Kooks are not permitted to make nominations. hey now... don't get TOO excited ****head... the netkooks.org awards are not YOUR awards, are they? http://netkooks.org/awards - this is where teh awardz will be! Denied. nope. all systems go. 2 AUK denials equals an automatic nomination second. those are the rules. nomination accepted! This award will be added to Colorado Carl's other awards! )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( Winners! Civility Awards, August 2006 )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( Dumbest man in the Universe: The winner is: Art Deco! Biggest chicken: The winner is: Art Deco! Least accurate information: The winner is: Art Deco! Most mentally retarded Alpine Nazi goat humper: Co-Winner is: Art Deco! Dictionary pic beside "penis": The winner is: Art Deco! Greatest Idiots On The Net: The winner is: "AUK coffeeboys"! |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
Fred Hall wrote:
On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 16:30:06 -0600, "honestjohn" wrote: wrote in message roups.com... Chadwick Stone© an ancient old fossil, wrote: Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! ] has entered into testimony Meat Plow wrote: On Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:01:46 -0500, Jade thinks I'm an obsessive ****!!!1! Has Frothed: http://netkooks.org/osterwald/ any seconds? ;] Denied. Kooks are not permitted to make nominations. hey now... don't get TOO excited ****head... the netkooks.org awards are not YOUR awards, are they? http://netkooks.org/awards - this is where teh awardz will be! Denied. nope. all systems go. 2 AUK denials equals an automatic nomination second. those are the rules. nomination accepted! This award will be added to Colorado Carl's other awards! )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( Winners! Civility Awards, August 2006 )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( Dumbest man in the Universe: The winner is: Art Deco! Biggest chicken: The winner is: Art Deco! Least accurate information: The winner is: Art Deco! Most mentally retarded Alpine Nazi goat humper: Co-Winner is: Art Deco! Dictionary pic beside "penis": The winner is: Art Deco! Greatest Idiots On The Net: The winner is: "AUK coffeeboys"! I see you are still a good Christian, Dishonest John, and still obsessed with Art. Art who? someone should call nrel.org and make sure this "art" fella isn't tampering with government equipment belonging to carl osterwald. :] -- http://myspace.com/anakkrakatau http://netkooks.org if you have a complaint about off-topic, chicken****, skinhead, nazi-wannabes in your newsgroup, please call our hotline: 281-821-5534 Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe "The talk of the sekret AUK off-newsgroup listserves!" Official Gender Outlaw of alt.****nozzles! insert pied piper song here http://unixd0rk.com http://unixd0rk.livejournal.com ______ cujo: Just wait for the whine it's been going on about for over cujo: four years: a s00p3r s3kr1t |\/|41|_`1|\|9 lits where cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long. me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one: me: http://netkooks.org/aar_skeptics/ me: DOOP!!!!42! ______ Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead he shouldla turned around and punched John Wilkes Booth in the eye. But I guess he preferred to watcha stupid ass play with some guy dressed up as a tree in it. How the hell did he win the civil war and build a log cabin with his bare hands (as the legend says)? He didn't even have the instinct to know he was about to get shot from behind: I hope the next president won't be enshrined he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"] ______ Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do: http://tinyurl.com/lfklv ______ "That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from a **** who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." - CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453 ______ "I get a summons to appear for jury duty. I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and they wouldn't bother you after that. I get my ass up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ass out of there in record time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in . ______ "AUK is a pellet gun" - K A Cannon on AUK's effectiveness Hi! I'm the .sig virus that will destroy Usenet. Please add me to your sig. - END USENET NOW http://www.bedoper.com/usenet -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
Meat Plow wrote:
yes. quite a few. why do you ask, genius? jealousy at the thought of someone having expendable income? I suspect he wanted to chuckle at you for wasting your income on creating domains over your hate of people. There you are, poochy. I suspected you'd gotten "lost" after the last stick I threw you went on the freeway. I've got another stick, a nice juicy stick with lots of crispy bark and some bugs on if you want to play fetch? -- Timmay! Kook of the Month May 1999 Golden Killfile Sept 1999 Looney Maroon Dec 1998 Looney Maroon Feb 1999 Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999 Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000 George Pickett Sept 2000 George Pickett Oct 2000 Busted Urinal Award George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award Tar & Feathers Award Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
Timmay! wrote: Meat Plow wrote: yes. quite a few. why do you ask, genius? jealousy at the thought of someone having expendable income? I suspect he wanted to chuckle at you for wasting your income on creating domains over your hate of people. There you are, poochy. I suspected you'd gotten "lost" after the last stick I threw you went on the freeway. I've got another stick, a nice juicy stick with lots of crispy bark and some bugs on if you want to play fetch? -- Timmay! Kook of the Month May 1999 Golden Killfile Sept 1999 Looney Maroon Dec 1998 Looney Maroon Feb 1999 Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999 Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000 George Pickett Sept 2000 George Pickett Oct 2000 Busted Urinal Award George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award Tar & Feathers Award Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades Impressive! But what have you won lately? Double-A |
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NOMINATION: Carl Osterwald of NREL.ORG, netkooks.org usenet fanboi of the month!
"Timmay!" wrote in message ... Meat Plow wrote: Timmay! Has Frothed: Meat Plow wrote: yes. quite a few. why do you ask, genius? jealousy at the thought of someone having expendable income? I suspect he wanted to chuckle at you for wasting your income on creating domains over your hate of people. There you are, poochy. I suspected you'd gotten "lost" after the last stick I threw you went on the freeway. I've got another stick, a nice juicy stick with lots of crispy bark and some bugs on if you want to play fetch? Jesus ****ing Christ on a rubber crutch. plonk Gimme an S. Gimme an H. |
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