Asteriod impact

On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting near
basingstoke and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected" so I just went round
the back of the town toward the motor way and the jam their was also
notified by the same sign both ways, so I went over the bridge avoiding the
jam and wound my way to avoid another town (alton) also a preicted impact
sight, now no one hangs around to see an impact so I just went on avoiding
the A 31 somehow as that goes via alton and somehow ended up ending guilford
and on to the A3.

As I came up the A3 the steet lights just went off, I heard something like a
very heavy butterfly passing over head.

I soon got home. I noticed how dark the sky had become and today 2 July it
is still overcast and the sleet started.

It might be like this for 50 years.

What are we going to eat? And why don't we now begin the manufacture and use
of the stellerator for driving machines, and light for growing food in
closhes.

Christians kill people who say they are dead when they are dead in the
irrational believe that killing them will save their own miserable lives.

I give up!

I did say the sky is dark does anyone know if an impact took place?

King Kong

"Zomp" wrote in message
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On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near basingstoke and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and
Halfords I started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a
police barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected" so I just
went round the back of the town toward the motor way and the jam their was
also notified by the same sign both ways, so I went over the bridge
avoiding the jam and wound my way to avoid another town (alton) also a
preicted impact sight, now no one hangs around to see an impact so I just
went on avoiding the A 31 somehow as that goes via alton and somehow ended
up ending guilford and on to the A3.

As I came up the A3 the steet lights just went off, I heard something like
a very heavy butterfly passing over head.

I soon got home. I noticed how dark the sky had become and today 2 July it
is still overcast and the sleet started.

It might be like this for 50 years.

What are we going to eat? And why don't we now begin the manufacture and
use of the stellerator for driving machines, and light for growing food in
closhes.

Christians kill people who say they are dead when they are dead in the
irrational believe that killing them will save their own miserable lives.

I give up!

I did say the sky is dark does anyone know if an impact took place?

Get help Chris, none of it is real.

"Zomp" wrote in message
news : On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near
: basingstoke

Worthing is near Basingstoke? Hmm.. I once lived in Durrington,
I didn't know that.
Worthing is near Lansing, Shoreham, Hove and Brighton.


and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
: started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
: barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected"

Ok... my bull**** meter just went into the red.
**** off.
*plonk*

Androcles wrote:

"Zomp" wrote in message
news : On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near
: basingstoke

Worthing is near Basingstoke? Hmm.. I once lived in Durrington,
I didn't know that.
Worthing is near Lansing, Shoreham, Hove and Brighton.


and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
: started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
: barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected"

Ok... my bull**** meter just went into the red.
**** off.
*plonk*

Poor baby.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

How much are you paid to say that?


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Androcles wrote:

"Zomp" wrote in message
news : On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near
: basingstoke

Worthing is near Basingstoke? Hmm.. I once lived in Durrington,
I didn't know that.
Worthing is near Lansing, Shoreham, Hove and Brighton.


and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
: started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
: barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected"

Ok... my bull**** meter just went into the red.
**** off.
*plonk*

Poor baby.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

Zomp wrote:

How much are you paid to say that?

US $0.35 per letter.


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Androcles wrote:

"Zomp" wrote in message
news : On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near
: basingstoke

Worthing is near Basingstoke? Hmm.. I once lived in Durrington,
I didn't know that.
Worthing is near Lansing, Shoreham, Hove and Brighton.


and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
: started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
: barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected"

Ok... my bull**** meter just went into the red.
**** off.
*plonk*

Poor baby.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"



--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"Zomp" wrote:

On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at
worting near basingstoke and as I left the area after shopping
in BandQ and Halfords I started my journey home but the road
through basingstoke had a police barrier saying "road closed -
asteroid impact expected" so I just went round the back of the
town toward the motor way and the jam their was also notified
by the same sign both ways, so I went over the bridge avoiding
the jam and wound my way to avoid another town (alton) also a
preicted impact sight, now no one hangs around to see an
impact so I just went on avoiding the A 31 somehow as that
goes via alton and somehow ended up ending guilford and on to
the A3.

As I came up the A3 the steet lights just went off, I heard
something like a very heavy butterfly passing over head.

I soon got home. I noticed how dark the sky had become and
today 2 July it is still overcast and the sleet started.

It might be like this for 50 years.

What are we going to eat? And why don't we now begin the
manufacture and use of the stellerator for driving machines,
and light for growing food in closhes.

Christians kill people who say they are dead when they are
dead in the irrational believe that killing them will save
their own miserable lives.

I give up!

I did say the sky is dark does anyone know if an impact took
place?

I believe there was a heavy and repeated impact of a shillelagh
on your head.

It never came, I went today and the asteroid stayed away, Basingstoke is
still there. But as I was driving around and just as I began to leave I was
rammed with considerable skill by an unmarked police car to disable my car,
it was a standard shunt because I did an emegancy stop to avoid a speeding
car, another death trap. I did the standard exchange of names and insurance
companies and limped to the station to report the accident to my insurance
company the accident took place on the A30 ringway and the cop left.

They did not come quickly enough to pick up my car so since mum and I were
collapsing we took a train home and abandoned thd locked car in the station
car park.

today
"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Zomp wrote:

How much are you paid to say that?

US $0.35 per letter.


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Androcles wrote:

"Zomp" wrote in message
news : On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near
: basingstoke

Worthing is near Basingstoke? Hmm.. I once lived in Durrington,
I didn't know that.
Worthing is near Lansing, Shoreham, Hove and Brighton.


and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
: started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
: barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected"

Ok... my bull**** meter just went into the red.
**** off.
*plonk*

Poor baby.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"



--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

Zomp wrote:

It never came, I went today and the asteroid stayed away, Basingstoke is
still there. But as I was driving around and just as I began to leave I was
rammed with considerable skill by an unmarked police car to disable my car,
it was a standard shunt because I did an emegancy stop to avoid a speeding
car, another death trap. I did the standard exchange of names and insurance
companies and limped to the station to report the accident to my insurance
company the accident took place on the A30 ringway and the cop left.

They did not come quickly enough to pick up my car so since mum and I were
collapsing we took a train home and abandoned thd locked car in the station
car park.

today

Ah yes, I understand. The asteroid might have saved all that, if it
had the common courtesy to show up when expected.

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Zomp wrote:

How much are you paid to say that?

US $0.35 per letter.


"Art Deco" wrote in message
.. .
Androcles wrote:

"Zomp" wrote in message
news : On the 30th June I went down to my usual haunt a little pup at worting
near
: basingstoke

Worthing is near Basingstoke? Hmm.. I once lived in Durrington,
I didn't know that.
Worthing is near Lansing, Shoreham, Hove and Brighton.


and as I left the area after shopping in BandQ and Halfords I
: started my journey home but the road through basingstoke had a police
: barrier saying "road closed - asteroid impact expected"

Ok... my bull**** meter just went into the red.
**** off.
*plonk*

Poor baby.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"



--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"



--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"