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Old July 18th 18, 08:09 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur
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Default Professor from second-rate university thinks he's going to time travel

On Tuesday, 17 July 2018 18:05:24 UTC+2, Infantile wrote:

Is there some law that requires that all children named "Chris" be
dropped on their heads at birth? Or is there a law that any child
that shows evidence of mental retardation be named "Chris"?


Act 1, Scene 1. New child turns up for first day at the school of life.

Infant instantly prostrates itself on the floor and begins to kick wildly at the ankles of all adults present without apparent provocation.

Act n, Scene n. Same infant repeats failed, infantile behaviour.

Q: What, if any, is the purpose of your life?
Care to explain your abuse or self-abuse?
Is sympathy or empathy an appropriate response to your tragic behaviour?

Yes, we know precisely what you are. Absolutely no need to copy and paste your failed comedian's, catch phrase.

The obvious question is how you reached this epic, low point in such a short life.

Booze? Drugs? Laziness? Deflated ego? Failure to perform to other's expectations? Just plain nasty? Teenage angst? Serious doubts as to personal orientation? Fear of authority figures? Poverty? Shame? Internal religious conflicts? A "walking wounded" victim personality? Incontinence? Sleep or sensory deprivation? Bat your eyelids if a textual response is beyond your present capabilities. We are here to help. If we can.
 




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