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Old May 16th 10, 03:21 AM posted to sci.astro
General Omar Windbottom
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Default Cosmologist in Lederhosen Spouts Nonsense!

Regarding the "Boltzmann Brain" revised "paper" (i.e., piece of @#$
%) by Linde, Guth , Vilenkin, et al recently placed on the arXiv.org
archive, the mad Zeppelin commander, wearing lederhosen and carrying
an ice pick, spouted the following complete falsehood:

" It's like a kettle of water on a hot stove---there is a small but
finite probability that it will
freeze. "

What utter nonsense!

I demand that he stand very close to said "hot stove" in his
lederhosen and wait there until he verifies with his ice pick that
the boiling water has frozen. Haaaaah, ha,ha!

What sort of fool would believe such totally untestable and
unscientific crap on basis of mental flatulence by "educated" fools
who cannot distinguish between abstract mathematical symbols and the
real world of nature. These statistical arguments all involve
infinities and unrealistic over-idealizations that invalidate the
analysis.

Get a friggin' grip, commander!

Best,
RLO
www.amherst.edu/~rloldershaw
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Old May 20th 10, 07:08 PM posted to sci.astro
General Omar Windbottom
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Default Cosmologist in Lederhosen: PIGS WILL FLY!

On May 19, 12:01*pm, General Omar Windbottom
wrote:

Then again, consider this crackerjack reasoning.

There is a very small probability that a pig will go to flight
school,
become an accredited pilot and fly across the Atlantic.

True the probability is infinitessimal, BUT IT IS NOT ZERO.

Therefore PIGS WILL FLY, FER SURE, if you wait long enough (and if
you
have no clue about how nature actually works).

Best,
RLO
www.amherst.edu/~rloldershaw
 




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