CLEARING THE AIR AT THE SMITHSONIAN -- Ed Conrad Spent Time in the Institution

On 28 Jan 2002, rick wrote
a response to talk.origins:

Ed Conrad wrote:

In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as
a true scientist should -- when he published a book
he appropriately entitled "Apes, Men and Morons,"

He misnamed it.
Should've been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron"

Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?

Yes, Sherlock, I've spent some time in an institution.

The Smithsonian INSTITUTION (only about two hours).
.
Had to leave, though, when they refused to open
the windows to let the stink out.

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

Man as Old as Coal

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PSEUDOS' DENIAL OF PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
(Petrified coal-age bones, teeth and soft organs)

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