Joke!!! (o:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone
who has questions about the lightbulb

one to blame the previous administration for the need
of a new lightbulb,

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of lightbulbs

one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb

one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
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PLONK!

Szaki wrote:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone
who has questions about the lightbulb

one to blame the previous administration for the need
of a new lightbulb,

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of lightbulbs

one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb

one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

You forgot; One to deny that illumination is important to "American Values".

Shawn
(Thinking of Hubble)

Szaki wrote:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone
who has questions about the lightbulb

one to blame the previous administration for the need
of a new lightbulb,

one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of lightbulbs

one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb

one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

You forgot; One to deny that illumination is important to "American Values".

Shawn
(Thinking of Hubble)

So what is the joke??? Obviously Clinton has hidden it somewhere...
g
Clear, Dark, Steady Skies!
(And considerate neighbors!!!)

So what is the joke??? Obviously Clinton has hidden it somewhere...
g
Clear, Dark, Steady Skies!
(And considerate neighbors!!!)

On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 18:50:53 GMT, "Szaki" wrote:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a lightbulb?...

Funny, but OT.

Now if you had included something along the lines of:

One to start an investigation of possible al Qaeda funding of the IDA due to its
position that we might be better off without the lightbulb in the first place...

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Chris L Peterson
Cloudbait Observatory
http://www.cloudbait.com

On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 18:50:53 GMT, "Szaki" wrote:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a lightbulb?...

Funny, but OT.

Now if you had included something along the lines of:

One to start an investigation of possible al Qaeda funding of the IDA due to its
position that we might be better off without the lightbulb in the first place...

_________________________________________________

Chris L Peterson
Cloudbait Observatory
http://www.cloudbait.com

Szaki wrote:
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

You're wrong, it takes EIGHT....the seven you mentioned and one more
dumb enought to believe what he was told about the other seven, and
stupid enough to believe he was doing a great service to humanity while
posting it off-topic.