Breaking News : Venus is the Death Star !

Yes, it's a secret base of the Galactic Empire and if we humans dare
to invade their space, they will atomize us at once !

So better destroy the Death Star before it destroys us !

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(Pablo Rena) writes:

Yes, it's a secret base of the Galactic Empire and if we humans dare
to invade their space, they will atomize us at once !

So better destroy the Death Star before it destroys us !

The U.S. (note how it should be capitalized and preceded
by a definite article) is already involved in one disastrous
pre-emptive war, and you want to involve it in another?

I suspect you have been taken in by neocon anti-Venusian
propaganda. The atomizers will turn out to be deodorant
and scent sprays. Would the U.S. be comtemplating a war
against Venus if it really thought the Venusians had a Death
Star? Would it be sending in astronauts without proper
protection if it thought there were real stockpiles of Venereal
disease there, ready to use at 45 minutes notice?

Besides, if the Venusians conquered the U.S. and installed
a vicious viscous Venerean slime mold as puppet emperor
of Earth, who can say that wouldn't be an improvement?

(Pablo Rena) wrote in message om...
Yes, it's a secret base of the Galactic Empire and if we humans dare
to invade their space, they will atomize us at once !

So better destroy the Death Star before it destroys us !

No ma...s me faltaba esto!