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Default ED CONRAD FINALLY GETS THE BOOT ..


STOCKLHOM, Sweden (Rueters) --
The International Internet Commission
(ICC) has terminated the account of
a feeble-minded person who has been
posting obscene photographs for years.
""Ed Conrad har varit en stor smärta
i våra kulor," said Preston Duquesne,
its new chairman, "Hans hud är tjockare
n en cemet rhinocerus."
Conrad has been posting tasteless
photos of members of the prestigious
Scientific Establishment to show how
their search for true answers about
man's origin and ancestry is a complete
farce.
The commission also voted to
have the photos destroyed so they can
never again be shown on the Internet.
However, because some people
will wonder about the tastelessness
of the pictures, they have approved
their publication one last time.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

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HUMAN REMAINS BETWEEN COAL VEINS
CONFIRMS EVOLUTION A DEAD HORSE

http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif

http://www.edconrad.com

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg

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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND

Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the uundeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.

Some of the URLs below showing the result of the impact can be
enlarged by clicking on them.

THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
"Oh, the Humanity"

http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383101&p=61

http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472392315&p=62

http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383097&p=63

=============================

OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND

http://www.edconrad.com/images/z11calv.jpg

Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost experts on human
anatomy, holds what he had identified as a petrified human calvarium,
a skull with the eye sockets broken off, that was discovered between
coal veins.

http://www.edconrad.com/images/krogwskull.jpg

Krogman is shown at his desk at the world-famous Cooper Clinic in
Lancaster, Pa., where moments later he beckoned a colleague -- a
medical doctor -- to examine what he told him was "the oldest human
skull ever found."

A CATscan was performed on this specimen with
favorable results.

http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg

Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.

This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.

"The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
shaped, brown calculus weighing less
than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
indicates a composition of dried blood
intermingled with a few small crystals
resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."


http://www.edconrad.com/images/z12calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z13cav.jpg

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