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Close but no cigar for Stephen Hawking
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BREAKING NEWS ========================== EL CRAPO, The Banana Republic (Rueters) -- Stephen Hawking has finished second in the 23rd annual International Science Poetry Contest held here yesterday Sadly, the famous astrophysicist was no match for one Ed Conrad who captured the championship hands down with this delightful ditty: CRIME IN RHYME ALL the pseudos spout forth is rhetoric You have to cover your nose to ignore it. They're just removing hot gas That's been stored in their ass And The Smithsonian certainly knows it. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg Conrad's poems always seem to deal with the colossal cover-up of his discovery of petrified human remains between coal veins -- which he assures us is "The Greatest Conspiracy in the History of History." As every schoolboy knows, good ol' Ed easily won last year's competition with this terse verse: The anthros, their interests SO vested And Poor Truth, for too long molested Their deceit and deception Near the point of perfection If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested. Here's a neat photo of the third-, fourth- and fifth-place finishers, all representing The Smithsonian. http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/p...4999/34513.jpg =================== GRAND-DADDY OF ALL CONSPIRACIES Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory. But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter). The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species" isn't worth the papyrus it was written on. It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while anthracite was formed, and the most golden rule of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old. Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists are guilty of being willful participants in a monumental conspiracy against mankind. PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg ======================= WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Labs revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components. This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong. ======================= The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified. It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe. Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I've discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man and animals is a fraud and a phony. The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology, paleontology, geology amd physics -- to mention just a few -- in America's universities. I can ask "Why?" But I don't have to since I know WHY this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind. It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their cushy positions. God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind- boggling lie has gone on and on and on. ====================== OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg ======================== Oh, you want more? Okay! HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER (Discovered Between Anthracite Veins) http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg ======================= Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are Neither rocks nor concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few of them human. They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few. And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested one of the discoveries and concluded that it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg "COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR. I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND." -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague after confirming fossil is a human skull http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...krogwskull.jpg Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD. AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystal- ography, the presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report" authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories. Blood not only was found in the skull-like object embedded in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off; the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two specimens that appear to be human jawbones, and in others. It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne, who had served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence. ============================== KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg ======================= Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate. http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion identified as such by Krogman. , http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg ==================== "We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato and "You're not only fighting the man in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting the referee and the three judges." -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher and "Actually, we're only in kindergarten in the School of Knowledge." -- Ed Conrad http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg http://www.edconrad.com ANOTHER CONSPIRACY AGAINST TRUTH http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg http://www.edconrad.org |
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