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Dan wrote:
yetanotherBob wrote: In article , says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. FYI, they're doing the same thing over at Lowe's, except they don't take your wallet. Bob Not my post... nightbat Wow yes, exactly, that's very strange, cause looking for telescope stand hardware parts, the same scam, sort of, is occurring outside Menards too. Only thing, after they get done, the two skimpy clad dressed beautiful girls don't steal your wallet, but give you a 20% off beat any competitors price good for tomorrow only instore coupon every time. I've been having to go back allot this month. Thanks for the "heads up". you sure spend but save money at Menards, the nightbat |
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"nightbat" wrote in message ... Dan wrote: yetanotherBob wrote: In article , says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. FYI, they're doing the same thing over at Lowe's, except they don't take your wallet. Bob Not my post... nightbat Wow yes, exactly, that's very strange, cause looking for telescope stand hardware parts, the same scam, sort of, is occurring outside Menards too. Only thing, after they get done, the two skimpy clad dressed beautiful girls don't steal your wallet, but give you a 20% off beat any competitors price good for tomorrow only instore coupon every time. I've been having to go back allot this month. Thanks for the "heads up". If you are good at math, you don't have to observe all the time. you sure spend but save money at Menards, the nightbat |
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Bob Did you get the phone number of one of those good looking sexy
girls? Pee-Air wants that information. I don't carry a wallet and pay only with my credit card that I keep in my car truck. I'm on my way to home depot now,and hope Pee-Air is not disappointed. When this news gets around I'm buying Home Depot stock. I wish Wal-Mart would go with this great idea.With sex you can sell anything. Its a lot shorter ride. Ford should latch on.I could write an advertizing song for Ford. "Ride a Ford to day and and get **** all the way. Press on the horn so we all know you are cuming. After all sex is the only way to go. Best to keep in mind there was a spacetime when the back seat of a Ford created a big jump in the population. Possibly even me Go figure Bert & Pee-Air |
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Look at the saucerhead in AUK... Home Depot Scam
On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:57:49 -0500, nightbat did the cha-cha, and
screamed: Dan wrote: yetanotherBob wrote: says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. FYI, they're doing the same thing over at Lowe's, except they don't take your wallet. Bob Not my post... nightbat Wow yes, exactly, that's very strange, cause looking for telescope stand hardware parts, the same scam, sort of, is occurring outside Menards too. Only thing, after they get done, the two skimpy clad dressed beautiful girls don't steal your wallet, but give you a 20% off beat any competitors price good for tomorrow only instore coupon every time. I've been having to go back allot this month. Thanks for the "heads up". you sure spend but save money at Menards, the nightbat Enjoying all of the froggeries from my Monkey, 'batty? The post to which you replied looked like this at the top: Subject: Home Depot Scam From: "Dan" Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.troll Followup-To: alt.food.barbecue Message-ID: User-Agent: G2/1.0 Date: 25 Jan 2007 15:22:16 -0000 yetanotherBob wrote: In article , says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069 Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition "No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02 http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php "This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches can't starve if they're at the beach? 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Aw, hell, frootie! I first thought this was another Muslin's (sic!)
breast fetish sticking out! Me bad! lol! Saul Levy On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:57:49 -0500, nightbat wrote: Dan wrote: yetanotherBob wrote: In article , says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. Bob Not my post... nightbat Wow yes, exactly, that's very strange, cause looking for telescope stand hardware parts, the same scam, sort of, is occurring outside Menards too. Only thing, after they get done, the two skimpy clad dressed beautiful girls don't steal your wallet, but give you a 20% off beat any competitors price good for tomorrow only instore coupon every time. I've been having to go back allot this month. Thanks for the "heads up". you sure spend but save money at Menards, the nightbat |
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Home Depot Scam
nightbat wrote
Saul Levy wrote: Aw, hell, frootie! I first thought this was another Muslin's (sic!) breast fetish sticking out! Me bad! lol! Saul Levy nightbat That's alright Saul, just have that community structured home residence nurse fluff your pillows, clean your glasses, and help you catch up on the computer with all the profound Science Team Officer posts. Or come along!, make your break and join us and just think about all the reported Sean gorgeous naked beautiful Starmaids that will gladly do all that for you and more, " heads up ". On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:57:49 -0500, nightbat wrote: Dan wrote: yetanotherBob wrote: In article , says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. Bob Not my post... nightbat Wow yes, exactly, that's very strange, cause looking for telescope stand hardware parts, the same scam, sort of, is occurring outside Menards too. Only thing, after they get done, the two skimpy clad dressed beautiful girls don't steal your wallet, but give you a 20% off beat any competitors price good for tomorrow only instore coupon every time. I've been having to go back allot this month. Thanks for the "heads up". you sure spend but save money at Menards, the nightbat |
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Alas, most guys don't like ****ing a blow up doll, BEERTbrain!
Saul Levy On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:11:32 -0500, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote: Bob Did you get the phone number of one of those good looking sexy girls? Pee-Air wants that information. I don't carry a wallet and pay only with my credit card that I keep in my car truck. I'm on my way to home depot now,and hope Pee-Air is not disappointed. When this news gets around I'm buying Home Depot stock. I wish Wal-Mart would go with this great idea.With sex you can sell anything. Its a lot shorter ride. Ford should latch on.I could write an advertizing song for Ford. "Ride a Ford to day and and get **** all the way. Press on the horn so we all know you are cuming. After all sex is the only way to go. Best to keep in mind there was a spacetime when the back seat of a Ford created a big jump in the population. Possibly even me Go figure Bert & Pee-Air |
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Sorry, frootie, sean is much to fishy for my taste! Let the porpoises
**** the porpoises! Saul Levy On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:40:58 -0500, nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Saul Levy wrote: Aw, hell, frootie! I first thought this was another Muslin's (sic!) breast fetish sticking out! Me bad! lol! Saul Levy nightbat That's alright Saul, just have that community structured home residence nurse fluff your pillows, clean your glasses, and help you catch up on the computer with all the profound Science Team Officer posts. Or come along!, make your break and join us and just think about all the reported Sean gorgeous naked beautiful Starmaids that will gladly do all that for you and more, " heads up ". On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:57:49 -0500, nightbat wrote: Dan wrote: yetanotherBob wrote: In article , says... A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. Bob Not my post... nightbat Wow yes, exactly, that's very strange, cause looking for telescope stand hardware parts, the same scam, sort of, is occurring outside Menards too. Only thing, after they get done, the two skimpy clad dressed beautiful girls don't steal your wallet, but give you a 20% off beat any competitors price good for tomorrow only instore coupon every time. I've been having to go back allot this month. Thanks for the "heads up". you sure spend but save money at Menards, the nightbat |
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