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Finally we're rid of Ed Conrad
Famous discoverer blown to bits in freak accident
1 post by 1 author me (Mistakes Happen change) 11:33 AM (less than a minute ago) ========================== THIS JUST IN ========================== MAHANOY CITY, Pa.(Rueters) -- A mysterious explosion has taken the life of the greatest discoverer the world has ever known. Ed Conrad was blown to bits when he turned on the ignition of his 1980's car this morning. A preliminary investigation was unable to pinpoint the cause but FBI and police theorize that it may not have been an accident because Ed indeed had a few enemies. "Whether it was an accident or Ed was murdered, we can't say yet," a Schuylkill County detective told Sean "Ins" Hannity of Fox News. "All we can be sure of is that Ed art in Heaven." Law enforcement theorizes that the gas in Ed's tank may have contained too much ethanol. Police released this brief list of Ed's possible enemies whom they will interrogate: The Smithsonian American Anthropological Association American Association of Physical Anthropologists American Board of Forensic Anthropology American Society of Primatologists American Academy of Forensic Sciences The British Academy Institute of Human Origins The Leakey Foundation Palaeo-anthropology Society University Departments (Brainwashing101) Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of Anthropology) Arizona State University Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara) Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago Department of Anthropology, Columbia University Department of Anthropology, Cornell University Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University Department of Anthropology, University of Florida Department of Anthropology, Harvard University Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois Anthropology Department, Indiana University Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan Department of Anthropology, New York University Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh Department of Anthropology, Princeton University Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University) Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity Department of Anthropology, University of Texas Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia Department of Anthropology, University of Washington Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison Archaeological Institute of America Association for Feminist Anthropology Association of Black Anthropologists Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists Human Biology Association Paleo-anthropology Society Society for American Archaeology Society for Historical Archaeology Society for Archaeological Sciences Society for Applied Anthropology Society for Economic Anthropology UNITED STATES (REGIONAL) Northeastern Anthropological Association Eastern States Archaeological Federation Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology Archaeological Society of Connecticut Maine Archaeological Society Massachusetts Archaeological Society New Hampshire Archeological Society New York State Archaeological Association Vermont Archaeological Society INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie Canadian Archaeological Association Canadian Anthropology Society Royal Anthropological Institute (UK) Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth European Association of Social Anthropologists Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand Council for British Archaeology Society for Industrial Archaeology Society of Africanist Archaeologists talk.origins alt.atheism talk.atheism sci.bio.paleontology sci.bio.evolution sci.anthropology.paleo sci.archaeology.mesoamerican sci.geo.geology sci.geo.mineralogy Conrad, who many in science had long considered a Looney Tune, discovered petrified human bones between anthracite coal veins that have proven beyond all doubt that the theory of man's evolution is a total farce. MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66 http://www.edconrad.com If that wasn't enough, the Ignorant Prick then came up with the undeniable truth that you really aren't dead when you die -- and that the Supreme Bean is a very nice Guy, even though you can't see His face http://www.edconrad.org This is a recent FBI file photo of Ed (and I'm sure we all agree that he looked like a dead ringer for a very young, handsome Clark Gable). http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg ============= THESE CRAPPY POEMS WERE FOUND IN ED'S POCKET GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Ed's dead, you said! I hope it's true! It's time for celebration. He's squeezed our balls 'Til black and blue And I've run out of medication. http://www.vrimples.com/images/Scrot..._Shankbone.jpg =========== CRIME IN RHYME Evolutionists, their interests SO vested, And Poor Truth, for too long molested Their deceit and deception Near the point of perfection If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested. ======== TRUTH SERUM All hail to those Scoundrels of Science Denying truth with incredible defiance Their crap they just love But, of it, they can shove Although Truth ain't one of their clients ========== TERSE VERSE Please excuse me for being SO brash Calling the Theory of Evolution trash Even the peudos know well That their game's but a shell And soon we can expect it to crash. ============ NAP TIME If physical anthropologists smelled like a rose, We'd have no reason to clothespin our nose. But when their integrity is lacking And Truth has been sent packing We can either fight them or continue to doze. ============ SMELLS LIKE HELL The pseudos, right at home in the sewers Seeking truth, they're don't-ers, not do-ers. May they go to their grave With a giant stinkin' wave PHEW! Their stench will linger past New Year's ============ VERMIN SQUIRMIN' Look what's happened to our Halls of Learnin' More proof added that we're filled with vermin. Ed's keeps putting nails in their coffin They try like hell but just can't stop 'im. They're scared stiff, and it's why they're squirmin' ============= MOANS OF THE CLONES As expected, they'll be more grunts and groans Whenever they're challenged by petrified bones The pseudos sure know That their theory ain't so Yet detest being called Establishment Clones .. ============= WHAT'S THAT SMELL I SMELL? The anthros, with interests so vested And Poor Truth, for so long detested. Their deceit and deception Near the point of perfection Their integrity? Supremely infested! |
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