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Old November 17th 14, 11:04 AM posted to sci.astro
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=========================
BREAKING NEWS
=========================

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
The Smithsonian Institution finally
has given credit where it has long
been overdue.

Over the weekend, it honored the
genius who has proven that the
evolution of man is utter bull****.

Secretary Wayne Clough has
announced that a repository of
many of Ed Conrad's thousands
upon thousands of postings to
Google is now available to the
public.

Ed's Shakespearian diatribes
can now be found at dc.smithsonian
in the Google news groups and will
be available 24-7 seven days a week,
including Christmas and Easter.

"We're fully aware that good
ol' Ed has blasted the crap out
of us for three decades because
of our dishonesty," Cough told Fox
News. "But we deserve it, Bill-O,
and now we've turned the other
cheek."

Conrad, whom almost everyone
knows is a legend in his own time,
discovered petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME
HUMAN -- between anthracite veins.

It obviously means that Man is
as Old as Coal.

However, since 1981, the so-called
experts" at the Smithsonian -- and
at a lot of other pseudo-scientist
locations -- has claimed these
fossils can never be found because
they simply don't exit.

But the Smithsonian has finally
conceded that Ed is 1000% right
and it is 1000% wrong -- and the
theory of man's evolution is kaput.

Incidentally, the "dc" in the
dc.smithsonian archive is short
for DESTROYED COMPLETELY,which
is what the Ignorant Prick --
whoops, we mean Mr. Ed -- has
done to the Darwin Theory as well
as to the Smithsonian's credibility.

This is a recent FBI file photo of Ed Conrad
(Please don't shoot his eyes out.)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg

======================

SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE

This is a list of Ed's mind-boggling discoveries between coal
veins which the Smithsonian has periodically --and incorrectly --
identified as rocks and/or concretions.

MAN AS OLD AS COAL

All of these specimens -- some human -- were discovered between
anthracite veins in NE Pennsylvania in strata dated Carboniferous --
a minimum of 280 million years.

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"

-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg

=============

A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

==============

A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM

A TIBIA . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg

GALL BLADDER . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg

TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg

A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...les/1tooth.jpg

"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg

============================

JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg

THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR **** WOULD HIT THE FAN

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif

http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif

==============

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66

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GOD REVEALS A FEW SECRETS ABOUT HIMSELF
http://www.edconrad.org
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Old November 17th 14, 11:14 PM posted to sci.astro
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In article
the Ed Conrad bozo wrote:

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BREAKING NEWS
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
The Smithsonian Institution ....


You really are just a bat **** crazy piece of ****, aren't you?

 




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