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Old December 9th 06, 11:15 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:

http://science.netscape.com/story/20...ead-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old December 9th 06, 12:05 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:

http://science.netscape.com/story/20...ead-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat



West Nile Disease virus carrying mosquitoes have just recently arrived
in Oregon.

It makes every nature walk a life threatening experience!

Double-A

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Old December 9th 06, 12:27 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:

http://science.netscape.com/story/20...ead-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat


Commander Double-A
West Nile Disease virus carrying mosquitoes have just recently arrived
in Oregon.

It makes every nature walk a life threatening experience!

Double-A


nightbat

Oh the humanity! Someone has to inform all the coffee boys no
more nature walks with themselves in the parks. Someone has to serve us
coffee especially on the reported Sean Starships. Saul and the Sidewalk
guy will just have to learn to telescope play inside that's all.

Commander thank you for your report and please dress accordingly, I
can't afford to lose you.

carry on,
the nightbat
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Old December 9th 06, 01:16 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Nightbat That is scary,but we know mosquito is a flying hypodermic
needle. This begs the question. What if a HIV mosquito bits a cow. I
relate this to the Red Cross infecting HIV into the veins of children
when they knew millions of pints of blood was contaminated.(and the band
played on) Bert

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Old December 9th 06, 03:34 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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"nightbat" wrote in message
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Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:


http://science.netscape.com/story/20...malaria-fuels-

aids-spread-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat


Commander Double-A
West Nile Disease virus carrying mosquitoes have just recently arrived
in Oregon.

It makes every nature walk a life threatening experience!

Double-A


nightbat

Oh the humanity! Someone has to inform all the coffee boys no
more nature walks with themselves in the parks. Someone has to serve us
coffee especially on the reported Sean Starships. Saul and the Sidewalk
guy will just have to learn to telescope play inside that's all.

Commander thank you for your report and please dress accordingly, I
can't afford to lose you.

carry on,
the nightbat


Not to worry, Commander Nightbat ... safe havens of refuge from the stinging
pest do actually exist throughout the world. They provide a controlled
environment, perfectly suited to house humanity for prolonged bouts of
isolation. The temperature is kept at a pleasant 76 F, calming audio
effects can be selected from a vast supply of musical delights, liquid
beverages are served with a calorie content ranging from 80 to 350 per
snack. Upholstered stools prevent calluses on your ass and a soft rail
protects your elbows. The locales are open to members of the opposite sex
and the more snacks one imbibes, the better looking they get, as time
progresses. Automatically closing doors prevent any virus carrying mosquito
from entering. Sounds utopian, you say ? Just check your Yellow Pages
under "Bars".

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Old December 9th 06, 06:27 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Hagar wrote:
"nightbat" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:


http://science.netscape.com/story/20...malaria-fuels-

aids-spread-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat


Commander Double-A
West Nile Disease virus carrying mosquitoes have just recently arrived
in Oregon.

It makes every nature walk a life threatening experience!

Double-A


nightbat

Oh the humanity! Someone has to inform all the coffee boys no
more nature walks with themselves in the parks. Someone has to serve us
coffee especially on the reported Sean Starships. Saul and the Sidewalk
guy will just have to learn to telescope play inside that's all.

Commander thank you for your report and please dress accordingly, I
can't afford to lose you.

carry on,
the nightbat


Not to worry, Commander Nightbat ... safe havens of refuge from the stinging
pest do actually exist throughout the world. They provide a controlled
environment, perfectly suited to house humanity for prolonged bouts of
isolation. The temperature is kept at a pleasant 76 F, calming audio
effects can be selected from a vast supply of musical delights, liquid
beverages are served with a calorie content ranging from 80 to 350 per
snack. Upholstered stools prevent calluses on your ass and a soft rail
protects your elbows. The locales are open to members of the opposite sex
and the more snacks one imbibes, the better looking they get, as time
progresses. Automatically closing doors prevent any virus carrying mosquito
from entering. Sounds utopian, you say ? Just check your Yellow Pages
under "Bars".



I once saw a guy fall off one of those high padded stools! Considering
the high gravity of the liquids being imbibed, stools that high should
come with seat belts!

Double-A

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Old December 9th 06, 07:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Heaven Help Us African Malaria Mosquito Reported Spreading Aids

I'm in the middle of the worst zone for West Nile virus-carrying
mosquitos. Cry all you want, frootie, WartPlug's 2012 cometh (SIC!)
doesn't exist. No sense worrying about false prophetic visions from a
faker like him, or whatever the hell it is that WartPlug has!

Saul Levy


On Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:15:46 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:

http://science.netscape.com/story/20...ead-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat

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Old December 9th 06, 10:39 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Cactus saul You are safe for there are no mosquitoes in the Arizona
desert. I opened an office in Sun City to screen in porches,and found
that out the hard way. Did not see one flying insect Bert

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Old December 10th 06, 12:47 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Cactus saul You are safe for there are no mosquitoes in the Arizona
desert. I opened an office in Sun City to screen in porches,and found
that out the hard way. Did not see one flying insect Bert



It's those No-See-Ums that will get you, Bert!

Double-A

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Old December 10th 06, 02:28 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Hagar wrote:
"nightbat" wrote in message
...

Double-A wrote:


nightbat wrote:


nightbat wrote

Breaking news now as if the World Wide HIV epidemic
wasn't bad enough the African malaria mosquito reportedly is spreading
the Aids virus, millions even possibly all humanity is now in danger.
Break out that industrial bug spray this summer for if just one African
HIV infected pregnant female malaria causing bug gets transported here,
even desert Saul could be effected. Please please be careful stargazing
out there this coming summer no matter what Saul cries. Oh the humanity!
Not enough anti bird flu shots and no HIV cure, this could be the
reported coming end to man. The net Seans remain mans last hope to
getting off this rock before the Officer Warhol predicted final dooms
day 2012 comet arrives.

See:


http://science.netscape.com/story/20...malaria-fuels-


aids-spread-in-africa/

carry on,
the nightbat


Commander Double-A
West Nile Disease virus carrying mosquitoes have just recently arrived
in Oregon.

It makes every nature walk a life threatening experience!

Double-A


nightbat

Oh the humanity! Someone has to inform all the coffee boys no
more nature walks with themselves in the parks. Someone has to serve us
coffee especially on the reported Sean Starships. Saul and the Sidewalk
guy will just have to learn to telescope play inside that's all.

Commander thank you for your report and please dress accordingly, I
can't afford to lose you.

carry on,
the nightbat



Hagar
Not to worry, Commander Nightbat ... safe havens of refuge from the stinging
pest do actually exist throughout the world. They provide a controlled
environment, perfectly suited to house humanity for prolonged bouts of
isolation. The temperature is kept at a pleasant 76 F, calming audio
effects can be selected from a vast supply of musical delights, liquid
beverages are served with a calorie content ranging from 80 to 350 per
snack. Upholstered stools prevent calluses on your ass and a soft rail
protects your elbows. The locales are open to members of the opposite sex
and the more snacks one imbibes, the better looking they get, as time
progresses. Automatically closing doors prevent any virus carrying mosquito
from entering. Sounds utopian, you say ? Just check your Yellow Pages
under "Bars".


nightbat

Yes thank you Hagar for the Earth girlie bars reference
citation but the incoming female specimens could be infected already
going in. No matter the face paint, stylish clothes, positive hygienic
habits, alluring attitude and inviting sexy signals, one infected
African transported HIV bug bite, game over.

carry on,
the nightbat
 




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