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----- original Message -----
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Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:55 AM
Subject: Give us a mass break


Dr. Jason Ewe BoyD Plawner

Was ***thinking*** befOred he replied this time
ups.com....
*****************************************
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*


*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** lOok, i am here in RAMD ***
***
****
*****
SO I was lOoking at Mr. HOpkins blOg... and it read:



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** loOking ( o )Y ( O ) at it ***
***
*** whats is this **** all abOut ***
***
*** it means ***
***
*** i dOnt knOw ***
***
*** things are just happenning right nOw ***
***
*** Oh yeah, the blOg ***
***
*** that ****ing hOpkins dick ***
***
*** lOok at them ****sticks saying there sOrry ***
***
*** lets thrOw this **** in RAMD ***
***
*** maybe sOmeOne like Jay ***
***
*** Justin H., Jazzycat1 ***
***
*** Big Rich SOpranO, Jim on The MOve ***
***
*** bOb E, ect,., anybOdy ***
***
*** they might have sOme **** ***
***
*** i can slap them with later ***
***
*** here RAMD'sters ***
***
****
*****
As for Denver and the Cadets -

- we were disappointing. We had amp issues --- (stadium signals cutting
off our wireless mics) and that hurt.
We also struggled with some of the 26 pages of drill and yes, for
another time, we had some adjudicators who just did not make an attempt
to get the show.
Forget about having an opinion .... I mean even acknowledging a woman
in yellow, or pink benches or .... well .... any of that. This is not a
good situation when it comes to the Cadets.



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** HaHaHa, GoD DAMN, yOu crying little ****s, HaHaHa ***
***
*** Amp Issues, DUMBASS ****ERS using Amps ***
***
*** what are they gOing tO dO next ****IN'ICE'SKATE ***
***
*** HaHaHa, ****in' hOpkins, HaHaHa ***
***
*** HaHaHa, lettin'**** like this happen, HaHaHa ***
***
*** must be real gOod, fOr the ****ing audience ***
***
*** hOpkins, you asshOle ***
***
*** HaHaHa ***
***
*** here RAMD, suck this screed ***
***
****
*****
a. this just gOes tO shOw why the whOle amp thing is mOre Of a pain in
the ass and unecessary... maybe if mOre time was spent wOrrying abOut
the cOrps and its sectiOns,et all... yOu guys wOuldnt be mired in 5th
with a danger Of slipping further dOwn...



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** HaHaHa ***
***
*** DUMBASS ****sticks ***
***
*** and lOok at thOse ****ing cOstumes ***
***
*** whatever happened tO UNIFoRMS ***
***
*** i betcha if i flicked a match On them ***
***
*** they'd lite right up ***
***
*** at least they cOuld have used sOme Vegas shOwgirls ***
***
*** wOnder if any Of them girls are hOpkins cOke whOres ***
***
*** Or any Of them guys ***
***
*** HaHaHa, ****stick hOpkins, HaHaHa ***
***
*** here RAMD, eat this ***
***
****
*****
b.a wOman in yellOw, Or pink benches.. what the ****? What is this?
An EncyclOpedia BrOwn mystery bOok/ Harry POtter 'whO dun it'... Or a
freakin drum cOrps shOw? Simple rule Of cOmedy neigh entertainment:
it aint as effective if yOu have tO EXPLAIN it...



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** clOse yOur eyes ***
***
*** wOuld sOmebOdy please pass me the DAMN eye screen ***
***
*** HaHaHa, bitches ***
***
*** RAMd this dOwn yOur DAMN thrOats ***
***
****
*****
Ive seen pics Of the Cadets and I still maintain their new unis make
them lOok hOrribly in shambles as cOmpared tO the Old Ones... but thats
just a persOnal OpiniOn.



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** nOw if I cOuld just stOp thinking ***
***
*** abOut wishing death upOn ****stick hOpkins ***
***
*** fOr all this ****ing bull**** crap ***
***
*** Ok, where am i ***
***
*** Ok RAMD'land ***
***
****
*****
NOte tO HOpkins and staff: LET THE SINGING AND AMP **** Go... wOrry
mOre abOut CoNTENT nOt 'flash'... While yOur intentiOns Of pushing the
edge Of the envelOpe fOr the new milenia are ObviOus... the result is
nOt Only less than accepted.. its ObviOusly nOt what is wanted... Keep
putting this kind Of crap On the field? And yOu'll start tO see
'revOlts'...



*
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** what abOut the cOrps nOw ***
***
*** maybe ***
***
*** ****stick hOpkins ***
***
*** hey RAMD, nee'ner nee'ner neeeee'ner ***
***
****
*****
NOtice hOw few cOrps are singing nOw? Or talking? Hmmmmmmmm....



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** I cant think anymOre ***
***
****
*****
JasOn


*
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*****koOk'screed'alert*****
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*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


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Thank yOu?,
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"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"


----- original Message -----
FrOm: "jjaybOyd"
NewsgrOups: rec.arts.marching.drumcOrps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:55 AM
Subject: Give us a mass break


Dr. Jason Ewe BoyD Plawner

Was ***thinking*** befOred he replied this time
ups.com....
*****************************************
*****koOk'screed'alert*****
*******************
***********
*****
*


*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** lOok, i am here in RAMD ***
***
****
*****
SO I was lOoking at Mr. HOpkins blOg... and it read:



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** loOking ( o )Y ( O ) at it ***
***
*** whats is this **** all abOut ***
***
*** it means ***
***
*** i dOnt knOw ***
***
*** things are just happenning right nOw ***
***
*** Oh yeah, the blOg ***
***
*** that ****ing hOpkins dick ***
***
*** lOok at them ****sticks saying there sOrry ***
***
*** lets thrOw this **** in RAMD ***
***
*** maybe sOmeOne like Jay ***
***
*** Justin H., Jazzycat1 ***
***
*** Big Rich SOpranO, Jim on The MOve ***
***
*** bOb E, ect,., anybOdy ***
***
*** they might have sOme **** ***
***
*** i can slap them with later ***
***
*** here RAMD'sters ***
***
****
*****
As for Denver and the Cadets -

- we were disappointing. We had amp issues --- (stadium signals cutting
off our wireless mics) and that hurt.
We also struggled with some of the 26 pages of drill and yes, for
another time, we had some adjudicators who just did not make an attempt
to get the show.
Forget about having an opinion .... I mean even acknowledging a woman
in yellow, or pink benches or .... well .... any of that. This is not a
good situation when it comes to the Cadets.



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** HaHaHa, GoD DAMN, yOu crying little ****s, HaHaHa ***
***
*** Amp Issues, DUMBASS ****ERS using Amps ***
***
*** what are they gOing tO dO next ****IN'ICE'SKATE ***
***
*** HaHaHa, ****in' hOpkins, HaHaHa ***
***
*** HaHaHa, lettin'**** like this happen, HaHaHa ***
***
*** must be real gOod, fOr the ****ing audience ***
***
*** hOpkins, you asshOle ***
***
*** HaHaHa ***
***
*** here RAMD, suck this screed ***
***
****
*****
a. this just gOes tO shOw why the whOle amp thing is mOre Of a pain in
the ass and unecessary... maybe if mOre time was spent wOrrying abOut
the cOrps and its sectiOns,et all... yOu guys wOuldnt be mired in 5th
with a danger Of slipping further dOwn...



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** HaHaHa ***
***
*** DUMBASS ****sticks ***
***
*** and lOok at thOse ****ing cOstumes ***
***
*** whatever happened tO UNIFoRMS ***
***
*** i betcha if i flicked a match On them ***
***
*** they'd lite right up ***
***
*** at least they cOuld have used sOme Vegas shOwgirls ***
***
*** wOnder if any Of them girls are hOpkins cOke whOres ***
***
*** Or any Of them guys ***
***
*** HaHaHa, ****stick hOpkins, HaHaHa ***
***
*** here RAMD, eat this ***
***
****
*****
b.a wOman in yellOw, Or pink benches.. what the ****? What is this?
An EncyclOpedia BrOwn mystery bOok/ Harry POtter 'whO dun it'... Or a
freakin drum cOrps shOw? Simple rule Of cOmedy neigh entertainment:
it aint as effective if yOu have tO EXPLAIN it...



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** clOse yOur eyes ***
***
*** wOuld sOmebOdy please pass me the DAMN eye screen ***
***
*** HaHaHa, bitches ***
***
*** RAMd this dOwn yOur DAMN thrOats ***
***
****
*****
Ive seen pics Of the Cadets and I still maintain their new unis make
them lOok hOrribly in shambles as cOmpared tO the Old Ones... but thats
just a persOnal OpiniOn.



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** nOw if I cOuld just stOp thinking ***
***
*** abOut wishing death upOn ****stick hOpkins ***
***
*** fOr all this ****ing bull**** crap ***
***
*** Ok, where am i ***
***
*** Ok RAMD'land ***
***
****
*****
NOte tO HOpkins and staff: LET THE SINGING AND AMP **** Go... wOrry
mOre abOut CoNTENT nOt 'flash'... While yOur intentiOns Of pushing the
edge Of the envelOpe fOr the new milenia are ObviOus... the result is
nOt Only less than accepted.. its ObviOusly nOt what is wanted... Keep
putting this kind Of crap On the field? And yOu'll start tO see
'revOlts'...



*
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** what abOut the cOrps nOw ***
***
*** maybe ***
***
*** ****stick hOpkins ***
***
*** hey RAMD, nee'ner nee'ner neeeee'ner ***
***
****
*****
NOtice hOw few cOrps are singing nOw? Or talking? Hmmmmmmmm....



*
**
***
*** (let me think) ***
***
*** I cant think anymOre ***
***
****
*****
JasOn


*
*****
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*******************
*****koOk'screed'alert*****
*****************************************
*****koOk'screed'alert*****
*******************
***********
*****
*


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:
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: «««SLAPPED»»»

NO Dr. JasOn Ewe BOyD Plawner?,
"YOu thOught yOu was!!!..."


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..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
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¸,.,¸
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:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

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,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
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©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
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All rights reserved.

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¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


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"After all that thinking JasOn?!?!?!,....,
yOu can nOw take a nap!!!..."«««SLAP»»»

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


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[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


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Thank yOu?,
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"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"


COlOnel Jake'ster's Subliminally COmprised message:
PLAYIN"IT"FoR"SISIN WoNDERDRAGPLAYIN"IT"FoR"SIS


(On )mY( kneEs)


----- Original Message -----
From: "Sis"
Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 7:51 PM
Subject: Give us a mass break


Jackie'Sis'n'off'Jackie'Sis

outwittyngly spoken
. ..


Dr. JasOn Ewe BOyD Plawner

thOught OutlOud
ups.com...


:
:
: SO I was lOoking at Mr. HOpkins blOg... and it read:
:
: We alsO struggled with sOme Of the 26 pages Of drill and yes, fOr
: anOther time, we had sOme adjudicatOrs whO just did nOt make an attempt
: tO get the shOw.
:
:
: Maybe they could pay Disney a little money and play "I'm late, I'm late
: for a very important date". That might have a little something more to
: do with Alice in Wonderland than the other 3 songs after "White Rabbit".
:
: *rolling eyes*
:
: Jackie
:

Hey Jackie?,
"What kind Of apparel wOuld the cOlOur guard be wearing
fOr that drill segment??? (I'm late, I'm late fOr a
very impOrtant date"),...., cause yOu dO knOw the
guys'in'da'cOlOur'guard wOuld loOk like they be dOin'drag,
and I just dang dOnt nOt want tO see any queers, trying
tO play Alice, it wOuld all be shameful tO everybOdy, I
wOuld have tO step Out and dust my bOots then return, tO
just loOk again, "Yep, theres Alice,.
and... shes... ..10..,...., inches,...., lOng,...., ..."
................

HELL-No
JUSTICE-SERVED
SLAMED

That just wOuldnt lOok right Jackie?,
"SO I say yOu skip the:
"I'm late,
I'm late fOr a very impOrtant date" (Alice)
-- drill segment,
and dO The WOnderland instead, yOu dOnt want tO let the
audience see a bunch Of fags'in'drag, but instead a bunch
Of AciD HeadS tRippin'thrOugh WOnderland,....,
yepper Jackie,...., hOw else can a cOrps keep them skirts
Off thOse hairy legs?,
*Put them in WOnderland/withOut the Alice*!!!..."

«««(WOnderDraG)»»»

"MOst Excillerent!!!..."

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`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
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`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

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,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

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^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Skippin'da'Alice!!!"
gOing intO
«««(WOnderDraG)»»»
JUSTICE-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


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[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
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*Jackie Rises*

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

*Jay AcknOwledges*

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[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

COlOnel Jake (TM)

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PLAYIN"IT"FoR"JAYTECH DIVISIoNPLAYIN"IT"FoR"Jay


(On )mY( kneEs)


---- Original Message -----
From: "Jay"
Newsgroups: :rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:15 AM
Subject: Give us a mass break

Jay Bird out flying screed

Flew it upon us, in a whisk of wind
...


| ,,,overheard at a recent DCI show when Cadet's
| soundboards went on the fritz resulting in no
| amplification for the wandering singer.....
| "Phantom has their own generators....."
| note to corps who choose to use amplification:
| bring something a little more reliable than a 100'
| extension cord to plug into the house current......
|


Could it just be?,
"DUH, if I spend $20.00 more for each extension
cord?!?!?!,...., my amps will work!!!..."

«««(TECH DIVISIoN)»»»

"YOur Excillerency!!!..."

--
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`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`
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:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
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:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

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http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..."
«««(TECH DIVISIoN)»»»
JUSTICE-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


*Jay Rises*

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

*Justin H. AcknOwledges*

[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

COlOnel Jake (TM)

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PLAYIN"FoR"JUSTINBein'a'Dumb****PLAYIN"FoR"JU STIN


(On )mY( kneEs)


----- Original Message -----
From: "Justin H."
Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:25 AM
Subject: Give us a mass break

Justin H. Christ got lost

and couldnt figure it out either
om...

: On the calendar, in the box marked 7/19/2006«««SLAP»»»
: 10:15 AM ^ Jay scratched:«««SLAP»»»
:
: snipped«««SLAP»»»
:
: You mean like a show that relies solely on«««SLAP»»»
: dedication, hard work, and pure lung power«««SLAP»»»
: instead of cheap gimmicks and snake oil?«««SLAP»»»
: I'd go for that!«««SLAP»»»
:
: Justin H. Christ«««SLAP»»»
: --
: "[...]and God wants to be a DJ.«««SLAP»»»
: I just want to be a drummer."«««SLAP»»»


If yOu wOuldve check Out what Jay wrOte?,
"He said, "BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..." ..."

«««SLAP»»»«««SLAP»»»«««SLAPPED»»»
«««and»»»
«««TRIPLE-BITCHED»»»«««SLAPPED»»»

«««(Being a Dumb****)»»»

"HOw rightly sO!!!..."

--
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:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

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»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
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http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..."
«««(Bein'a'Dumb****)»»»
JUSTICE-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


*Justin H. Christ Rises*

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


*Jazzycat1 AcknOwledges*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

COlOnel Jake (TM)

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PLAY'IN'JAZZYSCATFeelin'der'screeDPLAYIN'IN'J AZZYSCAT


(On )mY( kneEs)


----- Original Message -----
From: "Jazzycat1"
Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:45 AM
Subject: Give us a mass break

JazzyScat Excrementitiously

but gently released out in message
oups.com...

:
: Come on guys - don't you just feel a little bit sorry for him? :-)
:
: Justin H. Christ exhumed wrote:
: snipped

NOt at all JazzyScat?,
"But was like needed was,
a BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!,....,
sO we cOuld electrify the Justin H. Christ!!!,....,
On that crOss!!!..."

«««(Feelin'der'screeD)»»»

"MOst Definitely!!!..."

--
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`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..."
«««(TECH DIVISIoN)»»»
«««(Bein'a'Dumb****)»»»
«««(Feelin'der'screeD)»»»
JUSTICE-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]



*JazzyScat Rises*

Where do you ****n freaks come from?
Most of you have nothing to say,
you're not funny, what's the ****ing point!
Please don't answer. Just kill yourselves.

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


*Jackie AcknOwledges*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

COlOnel Jake (TM)

COlOnel Jake'ster's Subliminally COmprised message:
PLAYIN"IT"FoR"SISIN WoNDERDRAGPLAYIN"IT"FoR"SIS


( On ) mY( kneEs )


----- original Message -----
FrOm: "Sis"
NewsgrOups: rec.arts.marching.drumcOrps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 7:50 PM
Subject: Give us a mass break


Jackie'Sis'n'Off'Jackie'Sis

spOken as an extraOrdinaire
. ..

:
:
: Pffffffffffffffffffffffft!
:
: ;-)
:
: Jackie

Careful Jackie?,
"YOu'll lite that Pffffffffffffffffffffffft! like a fuse,
and tOtally blOw yOur mind away!!!,....,
psfchy'z'itz then «««(wHoOsh'yer'MinD)»»» ,
better tO just BurN'Out, then FizzLe awaY!!!..."

«««(wHoOsh'yer'MinD)»»»

«««(WOnderDraG)»»»

"MOst Excillerent!!!..."

--
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:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Skippin'da'Alice,gOing intO"
«««(WOnderDraG)»»»
«««(wHoOsh'yer'MinD)»»»
"BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..."
«««(TECH DIVISIoN)»»»
«««(Bein'a'Dumb****)»»»
«««(Feelin'der'screeD)»»»
JUSTUS-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]



*Jackie'Sis'n'Off'Jackie'Sis Rises*

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


*Big Rich Soprano AcknOwledges*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

COlOnel Jake (TM)

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SCREED"IN"RICHTHRoUGH'HIS'SoPRANoSCREED"IN"RI CH


( On ) mY( kneEs )



----- original Message -----
FrOm: "Big Rich SOpranO"
NewsgrOups: rec.arts.marching.drumcOrps
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:55 AM
Subject: Give us a mass break

host: "What'cha having!!!..."
customer: "Big Rich Sepreme AnO!!!..."

host: "That'll be $2.75 at the window!!!..."
...

koOk'screed'alert

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:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`
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:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

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»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..."
«««(THRoUGH'HIS'SoPRANo)»»»
«««(TECH DIVISIoN)»»»
JUSTICE-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


*Big Rich Sepreme AnO Rises*

alt.comedy.standup restored


*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


*Bozo AcknOwledges the puppets*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

COlOnel Jake (TM)

COlOnel Jake'ster's Subliminally COmprised message:
PUPPET'S'PLAY'IN'BoZoCLUELESSPUPPET'S'PLAY'IN 'BoZo


(On )mY( kneEs)


----- Original Message -----
FrOm: "BOzO"
NewsgrOups: rec.arts.marching.drumcOrps,alt.astrOnOmy,alt.flam e,
alt.usenet.koOks,alt.fan.art-bell,snecked,alt.cOmedy.standup
Sent: Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:28 AM
Subject: "AttentiOn USENET!!!," ....,
"JJAYBoYD is still amOngst us!!!," ....,
"And he was thinking!!!..."



Bozo being the clueless newbie that he is

couldnt get the puppets to speak in message
ups.com...


: Where do you ****n freaks come from?
: Most of you have nothing to say,
: you're not funny, what's the ****ing point!
: Please don't answer. Just kill yourselves.
:

As Justin H. Christ wOuld say it?,
"Jesus Christ BOzO, hOw many ****ing fOlks dO
yOu think are playing them sOck-puppets?!?!?!..."«««SLAP»»»

«««(CLUELESS)»»»

"KoOK'Screed'in'NewbiE!!!..."

"As all Of USENET Laughs, at BOzO, HaHaHa!!!..."

--
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:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
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:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/kookle.p...h=colonel+jake

http://www.netcabal.com/auk

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2006 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"BigGer COrd On THAT BoX!!!..."
«««(TECH DIVISIoN)»»»
«««(Bein'a'Dumb****)»»»
«««(Feelin'der'screeD)»»»
"KoOK'Screed'in'NewbiE!!!..."
«««(CLUELESS)»»»
JUSTICE-SERVED

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*


[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]



*BOzO (CLUELESSLY) Rises*


Thank yOu?,
"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

"FOr I have brOught The BOzO, tO Our presence!!!..."