kookdancers digest

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, who laugh about someone
allegedly running away and yet run away from questions asked of them,
and who tell others to shut up but won't shut up themselves.

================================================== =========================

Art Deco writes:

3197 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3197 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3197 Classic Tholenator(tm) classic lame ignored.

3197 Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over, Classic
3197 Tholenator(tm)? Are you stupid?

3197 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3197 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3197 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3197 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3197 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3197 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3197 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3198 Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3198 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3198 Back after a one-day hiatus, the Classic Tholenator(tm) classic
3198 multiposted "kookdancers digests" return:

3198 What does this have to do with OS/2 or astronomy, Classic
3198 Tholenator(tm)?

3198 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3199 Classic Tholenator(tm) is an expert whiner.

3199 Again, Classic Tholenator(tm) has had years of practice here.

3199 He's so predictable.

3199 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a coward.

3199 Meow!

3199 Do you think Classic Tholenator(tm) will institute coffee boy lames
3199 into the Holy Digestor, Bruce?

3199 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite, Bruce.

3200 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.a stro,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3200 And do not be forgetting moi, Classic Tholenator(tm)!

3201 Newsgroups: alt.culture.alaska,alt.astronomy,alt.alien.visitor s,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3201 [Qhu! junc]

3201 These saucerheads have odd proclivities, yes Bruce?

3201 Because they are saucerheads, Bruce.

3202 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.ufo.reports ,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

3202 [operate sink disposer here and now]

3202 It does, Bruce.

3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
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3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
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3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.
3202 Classic Tholenator(tm) is a serial hypocrite.

3202 Indeed.

3202 [insert coffee boy lame here]

3203 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.alien.research,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical

3203 All part of the way of the k0oK, Bruce:

3203 Actually, he does three lits, Bruce, counting the multiposted
3203 "kookdancers digests".

3203 [insert lame kooks into coffee urn here]

3204 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3204 [additional sneckage]

3204 Moot this, Bruce.

3204 It explains Classic Tholenator(tm)'s chronic drooling, Bruce.

3204 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab oost.numbaboost.numbab
3204 oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n umbaboost.numbaboost.n
3204 umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo ost.numbaboost.numbabo
3204 ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu mbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3204 mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo st.numbaboost.numbaboo
3204 st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num baboost.numbaboost.num
3204 baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos t.numbaboost.numbaboos
3204 t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb aboost.numbaboost.numb
3204 aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost .numbaboost.numbaboost.
3204 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab oost.numbaboost.numbab
3204 oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.

3205 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

3205 Right, left, it all depends on which way you are standing, Bruce.

3205 He'll be digesting until the cows come home, Bruce. Have you ever
3205 witnessed a psychic astrologer chewing his cud, Bruce?

3206 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

3206 This sketch is getting too silly...enough...I'm stopping it now.

3207 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

3207 I have no idea idea, Bruce, I know I cannot.

3208 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical

3208 Yes, Bruce, it is now firmly implanted in Classic Tholenator(tm)'s
3208 subconscious.

3208 I think it's time for another subliminal message, Bruce:

3208 numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboos t.numbersboost.numbers
3208 boost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbe rsboost.numbersboost.n
3208 umbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost .numbersboost.numbersb
3208 oost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.number sboost.numbersboost.nu
3208 mbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost. numbersboost.numbersbo
3208 ost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbers boost.numbersboost.num
3208 bersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.n umbersboost.numbersboo
3208 st.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersb oost.numbersboost.numb
3208 ersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.nu mbersboost.numbersboos
3208 t.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersbo ost.numbersboost.numbe
3208 rsboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.num bersboost.numbersboost.
3208 numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboos t.numbersboost.numbers
3208 boost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbe rsboost.numbersboost.n
3208 umbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost.numbersboost .numbersboost.numbersb
3208 oost.numbersboost.

3208 How 'bout another verse of Ballad of a Tholenator(tm), Bruce:

3208 Now you see this one-eyed midget
3208 Shouting the word "NOW"
3208 And you say, "For what reason?"
3208 And he says, "How?"
3208 And you say, "What does this mean?"
3208 And he screams back, "You're a cow
3208 Give me some milk
3208 Or else go home"

3209 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3209 It's dead, Jim, and it's not getting better.

3209 Where's Under?

3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 Guvf fcnz vf NCCEBIRQ.
3209 , Bruce.

3210 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3210 I've seen them ranting about "reptilians" in the past, Bruce.

3211 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3211 The Darla cultists want to enslave all those who don't join their group
3211 dullusion, and Classic Tholenator(tm) digests anyone who replies to his
3211 usenet roboposts.

3212 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,sci.astro,alt.us enet.kooks

3212 You hand in your ticket
3212 And you go watch the geek
3212 Who immediately walks up to you
3212 When he hears you speak
3212 And says, "How does it feel
3212 To be such a freak?"
3212 And you say, "Impossible"
3212 As he hands you a bone

3212 -- Ballad of a Tholenator(tm)

3212 I think you are quite correct, Bruce.

3213 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.a rt-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

3213 Is he getting better, Bruce?

3213 Yep, Bruce.

3213 They may or may not be prime numbers, Bruce, but they are certainly
3213 irrational numbers.

3213 He ran away from the links again, Bruce. These links, in fact:

3213 Dear Classic Tholenator(tm):

3213 You may now increment my Holy Digestor numbers for today.

3213 Tanks, buddy.

3214 Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt. usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3214 Hey frootbat, you forgot to rant about Darla and first contact in this
3214 post, and forgot to add a coffee boy lame.

3215 Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt. usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3215 I think he's almost ready for a VVF nom.

3216 Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt. usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3216 Yeah, I think I'll wait until August. Hopefully he'll post about his
3216 black comet "theory" again.

3217 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.****nozzles,com p.os.os2.advocacy

3217 Oh look, frootbat graduates to sex toy lames. Can't you saucerheads
3217 get any new material?

3217 mop jockey slurp noted, and pour your own coffee, frootbat.

3218 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac y

3218 I think you are disturbed, frootbat.

3219 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.****nozzles,com p.os.os2.advocacy

3219 Still trying to enslave anyone that doesn't buy into your saucerhead
3219 delusions, frootbat?

3220 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac y

3220 Delusion noted.

3220 Delusion noted.

3220 Delusion noted.

3220 Delusion noted.

3220 No coffee boy lames today?

3221 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac y

3221 No, it is group stupidity.

3221 He's grade-A saucerhead kook with control issues. But you are free to
3221 slurp him, frootbat.

3221 Hold back from what, powerless kook?

3221 Delusion noted.

3221 Delusion noted.

3221 Chuckweasel is a net.nazi.

3221 Delusion noted.

3221 Pour your own coffee, frootbat.

3222 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac y

3222 More delusional lames.

3222 Darla is kook, just like y'all are.

3223 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocac y

3223 Dream on, frootbat.

3224 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3224 Age lames, coffee boy lames, sex toy lames, Darla delusions, this
3224 thread has it all.

================================================== =========================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

2842 Newsgroups: alt.culture.alaska,alt.astronomy,alt.alien.visitor s,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2842 [Snpg abg va qvfchgr, Oehpr]

2842 You won't get any argument from me, Bruce.

2842 Why am I not surprised, Bruce?

2843 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.ufo.reports ,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

2843 [feed flushed and snipped coffee grounds to the digestor here]

2843 [snipped Dickless Davie's dorky lameness]

2843 I'm glad you did, Bruce. Here's some more -

2843 [283 times] Dickless Davie is a dork.

2843 I hope that meets with your approval too, Bruce.

2843 [insert coffee boy lame here]

2844 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.alien.research,alt.fan.art-bell,rec.music.classical

2844 Funny how they do that isn't it, Bruce.

2844 These kooks are way too stupid to do it, Bruce. No wait, maybe not.
2844 Dickless Davie is way too stupid yet he still does one.

2844 [insert coffee into lame boy here]

2845 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

2845 [sneckage]

2845 And moot is the question, Bruce.

2845 FNID, Bruce.

2845 [850 times] Me too! AOL!

2846 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

2846 Is it any righter now, Bruce?

2846 Indeed, Bruce. Until it falls.

2847 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

2847 Left.

2848 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

2848 How does one endure that, Bruce?

2849 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical

2849 Very nice, Bruce. Is this message subliminal too -

2849 [176 times] Dickless Davie's poasts are too much to endure.

2849 [Dickless Davie's crud snecked]

2849 Indeed, we [tinw] shall, Bruce.

2850 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

2850 OS/2 is like that, Bruce.

2850 Huh?

2850 [273 times] Sbnzl naq Qvpxyrff Qnivr ner n cnve bs qbexf!

2851 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2851 That's explains a lot, Bruce.

2852 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2852 What else, Bruce.

2853 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,sci.astro,alt.us enet.kooks

2853 And hopes to die, Bruce?

2853 Might explain the obession with methane on Uranus, Bruce. I understand
2853 he can do twice what any normal person could.

2854 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.a rt-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

2854 But not as we know it, Bruce?

2854 I'd go the whole hog if he did, Bruce.

2854 Very, very
2854 biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
2854 numbers, Bruce. But are they also prime?

2854 We [tinw] are watching him, Bruce.

================================================== =========================

Ross writes:

457 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

457 Wee Davie Post-edit pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
457 scribbled this in :

457 [snip...whine some more, Davie]

457 Classic erroneous spin-doctoring.

457 Thanks for whining on cue.

457 Thanks for proving my point...

457 the context of which, you snipped,

457 Dr. Davie Post-edit.

457 Woof!

457 The stage is set for more of Davie's whining:

457 [...]

457 Impressive results, Davie, 'reducing that clutter'.

================================================== =========================

Pinku-Sensei writes:

Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.a stro

But of course. It's USENET.

I'm honored.

Which I had better do. I've had the office for a month and have left
the kooks there alone. Pity, as all *five* of them have posted there
since you bestowed the office on me. However, there is a three of the
most vocal have all been in full glory the past week or thereabouts, so
now is a perfect time to make up for lost time.

(rec.arts.marching.drumcorps added--this announcement alone should make
for a good poke!)

Oh, no wonder!

Yes, he is.

(sci.astro added to poke Tholen as well.)

Dr. Tholen, pleace to be incrementing my poast count!

================================================== =========================

X-Troll writes:

Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,sci.a stro,comp.os.os2.advocacy

This is the worst ****ing cascade I have seen in all my life.

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, who laugh about someone
allegedly running away and yet run away from questions asked of them,
and who tell others to shut up but won't shut up themselves.

================================================== =========================

Art Deco writes:

3225 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3225 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3225 Classic Tholenator(tm) classic lame ignored.

3225 Whee! The 3200 milestone is passed.

3225 Coward.

3225 Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over, Classic
3225 Tholenator(tm)? Are you stupid?

3225 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3225 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3226 Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3226 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3226 What does this have to do with OS/2 or astronomy, Classic

3226 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3227 Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,sci.skeptic,sci.ph ysics,alt.alien.visitors

3227 There is only one Alexa Cameron. Accept no substitutes!

3228 Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt. usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3228 Georgie-boy already has a VVFWS for his SPOOF:

3228 and is currently nom'd for a 72 Raisins.

3229 Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt. usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3229 No problem, I wouldn't have remembered the current nom without:

3230 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

3230 Does he do this while scarfing the Breakfast of Kookdancers, Frootloops
3230 & coffee grounds?

3231 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.a rt-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

3231 Classic Tholenator(tm) will just whine and digest, Bruce. That won't
3231 work.

3231 The coward stopped digesting them yesterday, Bruce.

3231 Classic Tholenator(tm) is irrational, and on the basis of his psychic
3231 astrologer gig, also transcendental, Bruce.

3231 None at all, Bruce.

3231 Good point, Bruce. I'll try this:

3231 Dear Classic Tholenator(tm):

3231 You may now increment my Holy Digestor numbers for today.

3231 Tanks, Bruce buddy.

3232 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

3232 Upside down and digesting, Bruce.

3232 Same here, Bruce.

3233 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3233 That's the one, Bruce.

3234 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3234 And a digestor, Bruce.

3235 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,sci.astro,alt.us enet.kooks

3235 Laced with coffee grounds, Bruce.

3235 *braaaaap*
3236 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3236 Here is an opportunity for his "figures" lame:

3236 [...]

3236 Sensors indicate that the Classic Tholenator(tm) clueshields are still
3236 holding firm, Bruce.

3236 No surprise there, really, Bruce.

3236 By definition, Classic Tholenator(tm) is incapable of any error.

3236 He's a serial hypocrite, Bruce.

3237 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.ufo.reports ,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

3237 [increase voltage to sink disposer now]

3237 Thanks, Bruce.

3237 Classic Tholenator(tm) still doesn't get it, Bruce.

3237 [insert coffee boy lame here]

3238 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3238 [sneckage level adjusted]

3238 I did not know this, Bruce.

3238 It's a mess, Bruce.

3238 Nice ellipsis, Bruce.

3238 Yes, of course:

3238 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab oost.numbaboost.numbab
3238 oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n umbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238 umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo ost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238 ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu mbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238 mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo st.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238 st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num baboost.numbaboost.num
3238 baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos t.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238 t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb aboost.numbaboost.numb
3238 aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost .numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab oost.numbaboost.numbab
3238 oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n umbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238 umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo ost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238 ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu mbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238 mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo st.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238 st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num baboost.numbaboost.num
3238 baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos t.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238 t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb aboost.numbaboost.numb
3238 aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost .numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab oost.numbaboost.numbab
3238 oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n umbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238 umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo ost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238 ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu mbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238 mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo st.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238 st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num baboost.numbaboost.num
3238 baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos t.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238 t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb aboost.numbaboost.numb
3238 aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost .numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbab oost.numbaboost.numbab
3238 oost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.n umbaboost.numbaboost.n
3238 umbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbabo ost.numbaboost.numbabo
3238 ost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.nu mbaboost.numbaboost.nu
3238 mbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboo st.numbaboost.numbaboo
3238 st.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.num baboost.numbaboost.num
3238 baboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboos t.numbaboost.numbaboos
3238 t.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numb aboost.numbaboost.numb
3238 aboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost .numbaboost.numbaboost.
3238 numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.numbaboost.

3238 That is over 2,600, Bruce.

3239 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3239 What is your point, Shirley?

3240 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3240 I'll give Bert one point, Bruce, at least he doesn't bother to
3240 participate in the coffee boy lames.

3241 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3241 Nice post edit, Shirley.

3241 Request DENIED. Pour your own coffee, saucerhead.

3242 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3242 Still ranting about with your coffee boy lames?

3242 What you think is irrelevant, irrational, and incorrect.

3242 Darla is a saucerhead kook, much like yourself.

3242 I don't think there is much chance of that, frootbat.

3242 Kooks are not allowed to use the word "kook", kook.

3242 Ah yes, the usual refuge of the kooks -- anal and sex toy lames.

3242 You mean Darla the reptilian "V" queen?

3242 I see your saucerhead delusions haven't dimmed at all, frootbat.

3242 When does your black comet text hit the bookstores?

3243 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3243 Chuckweasel slurp noted, saucerhead.

3244 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3244 Hi, Shirley! Can't you Darla cult member saucerheads get any new lames?

3245 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3245 He'll automatically go where OS/2 goes, Bruce.

3245 I thought Roger is Under, Bruce.

3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]
3245 [...]

3246 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical

3246 I'm fairly certain this message cannot penetrate the Classic
3246 Tholenator(tm) clueshields, Bruce.

3246 A plausible theory, Bruce.

3247 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.ad vocacy

3247 Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah, I missed this while skimming for ad
3247 homs!

3248 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3248 Darla is kook who can't figure out the difference between copper and
3248 aluminum, frootbat.

3249 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3249 This is complete bull****, frootbat.

3249 Evidence of this nonsense?

3249 Nice technobabble word salad, saucerhead.

3250 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

3250 Classic Tholenator(tm)'s contributions to usenet consist entirely of
3250 "what does that have to do with ...".

3251 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.ad vocacy

3251 She does it so well herself!

3252 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3252 Yes, this is what Classic Tholenator(tm) keeps telling himself.

3253 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3253 When a kook does not have an answer for any technical challenges posed
3253 to them, he/she/it invariably grasps for kookstraws -- i.e. lamery, the
3253 last and best refuge of the kook.

3254 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell

3254 Another post edit, Shirley. Why are you such a coward?

3254 So is Darla the reptillian queen's delusion-ship.

3254 Continue kookdancing, Shirley.

3255 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3255 Is this why you have to wear a toupee, Shirley?

3256 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3256 Hey saucerhead, I think your Star Trek pajamas are too tight and are
3256 restricting blood flow to your brain.

3257 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3257 [cowardly snecked froups restored]

3257 Hey Shirley, I believe it was one of fellow Darla cultists that started
3257 in with the fart and sex toy lames.

3257 Are you going to send me a postcard from Titan, saucerhead?

3257 Well, don't forget, Chuckweasel Bohnehead is a Class-A kook and
3257 net.nazi. If you slurp him hard enough, perhaps he'll issue an
3257 International Order of Punishment with my name on it.

3257 Pour your own swill, Shirley.

3258 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3258 Somehow in his case I don't think it will help.

3259 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men

3259 Oh yeah, thanks, I forgot.

3259 I want an authographed copy!

================================================== =========================

Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

2855 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

2855 I can't either, Bruce, but I'd like to see him do it while kookdancing.
2855 No wait, might be a bit hard with the backet on his head.

2856 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.a rt-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

2856 Don't know, Bruce. Hey, let's send Dickless Davie to find out.

2856 You've probably noticed, bruce.

2856 Indeed, Bruce. And some of those might be transcendantal too.

2856 No surprise there, really, Bruce.

2856 Tanks, Bruce?

2857 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

2857 Dickless Davie stands on his head, Bruce. Where does that leave him?

2857 No and I hope I never will, Bruce.

2858 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2858 Like Sheila AKA Darla the lizard queen from V, Bruce?

2859 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2859 Dickless Davie is a bot with a difference, Bruce.

2860 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,sci.astro,alt.us enet.kooks

2860 The kook's on drugs, Bruce.

2860 No wonder he twice as full of himself, Bruce.

2861 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.ufo.reports ,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.music.classical

2861 [plunge Dickless Davie into sink disposal unit here]

2861 Very nice, Bruce.

2861 FNID, Bruce.

2861 [insert coffee boy lame here]

2862 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy

2862 They should beam it up, Bruce. Or beam Dickless Davie with it.

2862 Over Roger, Bruce.

2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.
2862 VNGC, O.

2863 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

2863 [enhanced sneckage v1.02]

2863 What's moot for the goose is moot for the gander, Bruce.

2863 You'll get no argument from me, Bruce.

2863 Very nice, Bruce. Are you able to poast very long lines? Say about
2863 2,000 chars wide?

2864 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2864 You are like a glazed doughnut.

2865 Newsgroups: ne.weather,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.mu sic.classical

2865 I hope so, Bruce. But just in case I'm not -

2865 [196 times] Dickless Davie's poasts are too much to endure.

2865 Why not, bruce. Here's one of mine -

2865 [140 times] Dickless Davie's poasts are too much to endure.

2865 So he's a pig, Bruce?

================================================== =========================

Ross writes:

458 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

458 Wee Davie Post-edit pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
458 scribbled this in :

458 [snip -- an excuse for Davie to whine about a bandwidth snip]

458 You are quite the comedian, Davie;

458 You are a Usenet chew-toy that I use for the occasional amusement.

458 Whine some more for us, Dr. Davie Post-edit.

458 Typical Tholen delusion noted.

458 Woof, Woof!!

458 Typical Tholen 'copy and paste' rhetoric noted.

458 Hold tight on that misinterpretation of yours,

458 Davie;

458 it seems you need it for self-validation.

458 It would really hurt for you to admit you actually
458 made an error.

458 Good Job, Davie, 'reducing that clutter'.

================================================== =========================

Bookman writes:

28 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

28 No doubt he will digest you soon. That's what he does, and it's an
28 open question whether he ever does anything else. HTH.

28 ESL!

29 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

29 Ah, but look at how effective his digests are when it comes
29 to reducing the off-topic poasts!

29 ESL!

================================================== =========================

Dr. Flonkenstein writes:

42 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.a rt-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

42 Nice pic!

================================================== =========================

Izzy Bernstein writes:

1 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
1 Subject: "Deep Impact" predictions

1 Say, has anyone here seen Tholen lately? I wanted to ask him
1 something about clarinets.

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, who laugh about someone
allegedly running away and yet run away from questions asked of them,
and who tell others to shut up but won't shut up themselves.

================================================== =========================

Art Deco writes:

3260 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3260 Translation: "I have no idea what I'm yapping about but it sure sounds
3260 like the sci-fi novel I read."

3261 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3261 Translation: "I sniffed too much glue as a teenager and never
3261 recovered."

3261 [malformed kooklinks flushed]

3262 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3262 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3262 Classic Tholenator(tm) classic lame ignored.

3262 Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over,

3262 Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 Are you stupid?

3262 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3262 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3263 Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3263 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3263 What does this have to do with OS/2 or astronomy, Classic
3263 Tholenator(tm)?

3263 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3264 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3264 Darla is a washed-up old hag of a reptillian queen; she's milking you
3264 saucerheads for everything she can.

3265 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell

3265 Please to provide just one message ID that demonstrates where I have
3265 post edited, Shirley.

3266 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3266 Do you saucerheads ever run out of lames, Shirley?

3267 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3267 Somehow I feel that his kookdance is just getting started.

3268 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men

3268 A frootbat bot could be amusing.

3269 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3269 Do all Darla worshippers have to wear comm badges and phasers, Shirley?

3270 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3270 I'm ready!

3271 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,soc.men,alt.alien.vi sitors

3271 Heh, and some choice Alexaisms tossed in too.

3272 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3272 Good idea, I'll submit it for consideration.

3273 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.ad vocacy

3273 But the superheavy ions attract the iron core comets!

3274 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.guns,alt.politics.bush,alt. religion.christianity,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.use net.kooks,alt.****nozzles

3274 Who?

3275 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.guns,alt.politics.bush,alt. religion.christianity,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.use net.kooks,alt.****nozzles

3275 Who?

3276 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.guns,alt.politics.bush,alt. religion.christianity,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.use net.kooks,alt.****nozzles

3276 Alexa whooooooowhooooooo?

3277 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3277 Roger, Over.

3278 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3278 Apparently so, Doc. I don't know why they would, given that they
3278 possess all that advanced alien nowlege.

3279 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3279 I'm sure Darla the reptilian queen will break radio silence to tell
3279 them how it works.

3280 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3280 Calling all saucerheads!

3280 The time is now for all of you to pray to the reptillian queen Darla to
3280 save astronauts. Let their petition be granted by the great and mighty
3280 Darla!

3281 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3281 Achtung saucerclowns!

3282 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3282 Can't you just tap your comm badge? Why do you have to post it to
3282 usenet, frootbat?

3283 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3283 All the world awaits this vital information with bated breath!

3283 Set phasers to dork, and don Star Trek pajamas.

3284 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3284 Because you are a clueless saucerhead, Shirley.

3285 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.****nozzles,com p.os.os2.advocacy

3285 I'm sure this will help this dire situation, frootbat.

3286 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.****nozzles,com p.os.os2.advocacy

3286 Oh the drama of a saucerhead performance.

3287 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.politics.bush,alt.christian ity,alt.religion.islam,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3287 .... into the bin.

3288 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3288 Filth!

3289 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

3289 Too bad she didn't understand a single word of her screed.

3290 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.guns,alt.politics.bush,alt. religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

3290 It appears that poor Perplex can't count. No surprise there, really.

3291 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.ad vocacy

3291 Accept no substitutes!

3292 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.politics.b ush,sci.psychology.psychotherapy,alt.cynicism,alt. astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3292 GO PIETRO GO!

3293 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3293 Raus! Der kaskaders Raus!

3294 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3294 Pinoccio?

3295 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3295 Note that just prior to his leaving, Chuckweasel was ordering all the
3295 saucerheads to "ignore the kookers." This may be why they are trying
3295 to hide.

3296 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3296 Where is "here", cluebie?

3296 NOTICE TO CROSS-POSTERS!

3296 This group is called alt.fan.art-bell. It's for talking about Art
3296 Bell, the replacement to his radio show (and hosts de jour),
3296 his/their/its guests, and whatever else we choose to discuss, but
3296 especially Art Bell's kooky phans. We've got more than enough
3296 foolishness right here in this group without having to go trolling
3296 for more.

3296 Unfortunately, every nutcake crystal-rubbing, bunny-hugging,
3296 tree-sitting, tofu-eating, Volvo-driving, whale-watching, New-Age,
3296 backyard-preaching, Bible-thumping, god-bothering, bigfoot-chasing,
3296 spoon-bending, remote-viewing, star-gazing, reverse-swearing,
3296 reptile-****ing, carpet-munching, fudge-packing, toad-licking,
3296 goat-sucking, Clinton-loving, Bush-hating, flame-trolling,
3296 pamphlet-peddling, horoscope-reading, alien abductee seems to think
3296 it's fun to post his or her dreck into afa-b.

3296 Not only that, but we're also plagued by every goddam hypocritical,
3296 brain-dead, mega-dittoing, Reagan-worshipping, Newtie-following,
3296 Clinton-bashing, Hillary-hating, gun-hugging, miltia-joining,
3296 bunny-bopping, forest-raping, earth-paving, river-damming,
3296 species-exterminating, ozone-trashing, pickup-with-gun-rack-driving,
3296 Medicare-killing, traffic-fine-avoiding, mind-controlling,
3296 Bush-loving, urban-legend-quoting, trickle-downing,
3296 "liberal"-hating, gay-bashing, femiNazi-spewing, hate-spouting,
3296 Bible-quoting, Moral Mafia, jack-booted, cross-burning,
3296 Klan-joining, Commie-baiting, conspiracy-theorist, neo-Nazi,
3296 crypto-Fascist, radical-right-wing ditto-head that comes down the
3296 pike.

3296 Then, when a few of us shred these fatheads to bits by debunking
3296 their favorite fantasy, they start whining.

3296 Please lurk before you make an ass of yourself, then:

3296 If you can't stand the heat, stay the hell out of our newsgroup.

3296 "This is not a gentle place."

3296 In the interest of evenhandedness, and to enjoy one of our favorite
3296 kooks rants, we also present The Woo Woo View:

3296 "AFAB = alt.fan.art-bell newsgroup. It is a prime example of a
3296 gathering place for hooded, cowardly, government/media
3296 disinformation agents who operate behind multiple aliases as they
3296 prey on others, intimidating and misdirecting attention away from
3296 those who engage in serious dialog. It is a meeting place of
3296 ignoramuses who seek to promote the Bassackward societal traits of
3296 irresponsibility, violence, human degradation, and ignorance under
3296 the guise of Free Speech." By Ray "Linenoise" Karczewski

3296 If STILL you ask "Where the hell is the FAQ" then go read that poor
3296 old outdated relic from our earlier days he

3296 Hope This Helps.

3296 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

3296 (Revised 03/18/2004, original penned by Glen Quarnstrom)

3297 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3297 Hi, frootbat! I see your English skills are still quite alien.

3298 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.planets.venus,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3298 *ding*

3299 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.planets.venus,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3299 Some of the best entertainment on usenet!

3300 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3300 I'll bet you have every episode on DVD, Shirley.

3301 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

3301 [cowardly snecked froups restored]

3301 Evidence for your assertion, CNotM nominee?

3301 What is "the place", Pain?

3302 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3302 What about those who are "here" for sex toy and fart lames, and
3302 starship delusions, Shirley?

3303 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.guns,alt.politics.bush,alt. religion.christianity,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

3303 Alexa don't cotton to having her stupidity revealed.

3304 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.politics.bush,sci.psycholog y.psychotherapy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.cynicism,alt. astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3304 The case is closed, debunkers-trolls!

3305 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3305 Welcome to the alt.astronomy saucerhead think tank and intergalactic
3305 cult of Darla the reptilian queen. Please check your brain with the
3305 front desk, it isn't needed.

3306 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3306 Run away!

3307 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3307 Der Chuckveasel is supposedly on extended vacation through September.

3308 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3308 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

3308 Another saucerhead weighs in with his "expert" opinion.

3309 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3309 I'm sure NASA is taking careful notes and applying all the excellent
3309 technical information generated by the alt.astronomy Darla cult
3309 saucerheads.

3310 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3310 You idiot, do you understand what a test flight is?

3311 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3311 I had not realized this, but you are right. There are lots of
3311 similarities. At least the unnamed one wasn't afraid of AUK.

3312 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3312 Oh the saucerclowns!

3312 Translation: "Pray to Darla!"

3313 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.****nozzles,com p.os.os2.advocacy

3313 In saucerhead performance? No, why do you ask?

3314 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.planets.venus,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3314 And has a seemingly endless supply of pseudoscientific nonsense. No
3314 other kook even comes close.

3315 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3315 [webbie-enforced froup sneckage corrected]

3315 Translation: "I can't answer technically and rationally so I'll spew
3315 some fart and scat lames instead."

3316 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3316 You forgot to send me a postcard, saucerhead.

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ah writes:

114 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

114 pffffi.

114 1.618033988749894848204586834365638117720309179805 76286213544862270526046281890244970720720418939113 74847540880753868917521266338622235369317931800607 66726354433389086595939582905638322661319928290267 88067520876689250171169620703222104321626954862629 63136144381497587012203408058879544547492461856953 64864449241044320771344947049565846788509874339442 21254487706647809158846074998871240076521705751797 88341662562494075890697040002812104276217711177780 53153171410117046665991466979873176135600670874807 10131795236894275219484353056783002287856997829778 34784587822891109762500302696156170025046433824377 64861028383126833037242926752631165339247316711121 15881863851331620384005222165791286675294654906811 31715993432359734949850904094762132229810172610705 96116456299098162905552085247903524060201727997471 75342777592778625619432082750513121815628551222480 93947123414517022373580577278616008688382952304592 64787801788992199027077690389532196819861514378031 499741106926088674296226757560523172777
114 52035361393621076738937645560606059216589466759551 90040055590895022953094231248235521221241544400647 03405657347976639723949499465845788730396230903750 33993856210242369025138680414577995698122445747178 03417312645322041639723213404444948730231541767689 37521030687378803441700939544096279558986787232095 12426893557309704509595684401755519881921802064052 90551893494759260073485228210108819464454422231889 13192946896220023014437702699230078030852611807545 19288770502109684249362713592518760777884665836150 23891349333312231053392321362431926372891067050339 92822652635562090297986424727597725655086154875435 74826471814145127000602389016207773224499435308899 90950168032811219432048196438767586331479857191139 78153978074761507722117508269458639320456520989698 55567814106968372884058746103378105444390943683583 58138113116899385557697548414914453415091295407005 01947754861630754226417293946803673198058618339183 28599130396072014455950449779212076124785645916160 8370594987860069701894098864007644361709
114 33417270919143365013715

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Izzy Bernstein writes:

2 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

2 You mean he's some kind of resident troll?

================================================== =========================

Bookman writes:

30 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

30 Not a bad description, IMO, although some might say he's worse than
30 that.

30 ESL!

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, who laugh about someone
allegedly running away and yet run away from questions asked of them,
and who tell others to shut up but won't shut up themselves.

================================================== =========================

Art Deco writes:

3317 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3317 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3317 Classic Tholenator(tm) classic lame ignored.

3317 Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over, Classic
3317 Tholenator(tm)? Are you stupid?

3317 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3317 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3317 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3317 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3317 Excellent numbers today, Classic Tholenator(tm)!

3317 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3318 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3318 How long is it?

3319 Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3319 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3319 What does this have to do with OS/2 or astronomy, Classic

3319 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3320 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3320 Raus! Der kaskaders Nein!

3321 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.planets.venus,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.as tronomy

3321 We [tinw] shall see!

3322 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3322 Spilth!

3323 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3323 Poor Alexa, she has to hide her meltdown by snecking froups.

3324 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.politics .bush,alt.mindcontrol,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.use net.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell

3324 Hi, Perplexa! New socks?

3324 [kookscreed flushed]

3325 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3325 Donkey?

3326 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.planets.venus,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.as tronomy

3326 She'll be back...likely with new socks.

3327 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3327 Thank you, saucerhead, for your valuable contributions to space
3327 technology.

3328 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3328 Poor Alexa, no one believes her technoscreeds.

3329 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3329 Maybe you could accuse NASA of murdering its own astronauts, just like
3329 Richard CEEE Hoagland does:

3330 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.planets.venus,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.as tronomy

3330 I saw her brief fling with the fanboi sock, Doc.

================================================== =========================

ah writes:

115 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

115 Philth!

116 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

116 2K decimal places

116 I've solved it further if anyone's interested.

117 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

117 Filth!

118 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

118 Coat?

================================================== =========================

Phil Kyle writes:

1 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

1 18 feet.

2 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

2 Stop this!

================================================== =========================

Izzy Bernstein writes:

3 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.games.diablo

3 What does he do apart from blowing the clarinet?

3 Is that "English as a Second Language"?

================================================== =========================

Daedalus writes:

18 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.fan.art-bell

18 David Tholen smells like Amadeus Motzart's 400 year old farts, in a
18 classical sense.

18 Digest that, Bruce.

================================================== =========================

Mickey writes:

1 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

1 Yet another or Rev's sock puppets

1 plonk

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch
which ones post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups
to the distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of
those responders follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant
newsgroups and engage in their antagonism there. Also look for
those that are proud of the number of disruptive postings they make
to the newsgroups or who pontificate about the multiple newsgroups
being relevant. Those who waste their time on meaningless "kook"
polls also fall into the category. Another sign are those who
hypocritically complain about the same "tripe" being posted over and
over while posting the same "tripe" over and over, who talk of
cowardice and yet post with a fake name, who laugh about someone
allegedly running away and yet run away from questions asked of them,
and who tell others to shut up but won't shut up themselves.

================================================== =========================

Art Deco writes:

3331 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3331 *ding* Protobrain death threat noted.

3332 Newsgroups: alt.fan.art-bell,sci.astro,sci.skeptic,sci.physics,alt.alien.v isitors,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3332 Tonight on the History Channel: Guthball Kookspew.

3333 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3333 Mumbly Peg?

3334 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3334 Achtung dumkopf!

3335 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3335 vot?

3336 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3336 Like algae.

3337 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3337 How about an English muffin instead?

3338 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3338 Moreso?

3339 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3339 applies brakes

3340 Newsgroups: sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,al t.fan.art-bell

3340 Hi, Rudy! When does Nancy recommend killing all your pets?

3341 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3341 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3341 Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over, Classic
3341 Tholenator(tm)? Are you stupid?

3341 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3341 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3341 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3341 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3341 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

3341 What does this have to do with classical music, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

"Then why do you keep asking the same question over and over, Classic
Tholenator(tm)? Are you stupid?"
--Art Deco

How ironic.

3341 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3342 Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,sci.astro,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronom y

3342 Classic Tholenator(tm) tholed:

3342 What does this have to do with OS/2 or astronomy, Classic

3342 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again, Classic Tholenator(tm).

3343 Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3343 Why are you such a liar, Perplexa?

3343 [cowardly snecked froup restored]

3344 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.politics.bush,alt.usenet.ko oks,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.psychology.psychotherapy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3344 That's just the tequila talking, Alexa.

3345 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3345 So, did the IAU recognize your attempt to change the name of Uranus,
3345 frootbat?

3346 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3346 Still frothing with your coffee boy lames, frootbat?

3347 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3347 Thanks, Sheila!

3347 That's because Classic Tholenator(tm) is stupid.

3347 The Holy Digestor is defective, Sheila, as is well-known.

3347 Dear Classic Tholenator(tm):

3347 Please increment my Holy Digestor numbers again.

3347 Tanksbye.

3348 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3348 tears off in horror

3849 Newsgroups: sci.astro,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3849 Hi Rudy! Sitchen is still just a kook.

3850 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame,alt.astronomy,comp.os.o s2.advocacy

3850 Back again, Dufus?

3850 [malformed sig flushed]

3851 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.california,alt.ufo.reports,alt.q uotations,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,al t.fan.art-bell

3851 Only in your delusional saucerclown mind, frootbat.

3852 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3852 Translation: "Nope, we saucerheads are just flapping our gums again."

3853 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3853 Pour your own coffee, saucerclown.

3853 Let me amend that: delusional saucerclown.

3853 You may take your "ticket" and stick it in the nearest convenient
3853 personal orifice, frootbat.

3853 lame on,

3853 You will.

3854 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,alt.flame,comp.os.o s2.advocacy

3854 Now Dufus is trying to be Chucknozzle Jr.

3855 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3855 Emu peg?

3856 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3856 Vot?

3856 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3856 vot?

3857 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3857 ...dude

3858 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3858 I can also do scones, if you like.

3859 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,uk.sci.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advo cacy

3859 Ahso!

3860 Newsgroups: sci.astro.seti,alt.alien.visitors,alt.planets.venu s,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks

3860 *ding* the third UV point for moi today.

3860 /me struts a bit

3860 A tip o' the sixty gallon sombrer0 to you, guthball.

3861 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,alt.flame,alt.fan.a rt-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3861 frootbat is reading auk or af, hahahahahah. So Dufus is one of your
3861 Darla cult members, frootbat?

3861 Der Chuckveasel is a delusional saucerhead kook, saucerhead.

3861 I think all the evidence shows you are the most hapless case
3861 participating in this thread, frootbat.

3861 Darla just psymailed me to say that you saucerclowns better stop
3861 denegrating the grays or she'll drop by to give you all new implants
3861 right through your Star Trek pajamas.

3862 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3862 My Kook Translator says: "'coffee boys' is a pathetic lame I started
3862 posting over and over because I can't compose a rational reply to those
3862 big meanies in the other froup who laugh at my Star Trek pajamas and
3862 comm badge."

3863 Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.****nozzles,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3863 I got a death threat, a kooksoot, and a lits today.
3863 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah

3864 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3864 How do you define "safe", saucerhead? Do you drive fast on the
3864 interstate freeways?

3865 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame,alt.astronomy,comp.os.o s2.advocacy

3865 So, is it true, Dufus? The way frootbat the saucerclown tried to come
3865 to your rescue I'm forced to assume you are part of his merry band of
3865 delusional Darla the reptilian queen's cult members.

3865 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3865 You mean your Darla delusions, frootbat?
3865 Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahah

3865 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy

3865 Another day without "first contact", frootbat. Oh well.

3866 Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy

3866 Please redirect your question to the fine froup of saucerhead ilk who
3866 inhabit alt.astronomy. They seem to know everything, or at least think
3866 they do.

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Michael Baldwin Bruce writes:

2866 Newsgroups: rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.a rt-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.sport.basketball.college

2866 [sneck]

2866 Indeed, Bruce.

2866 He has! AOL!

2866 Now, if only he could teleport to Uranus, Bruce.

2866 No need to remind me, Bruce.

2866 You're welcome, Bruce.

2867 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2867 That's a high price to pay, Bruce.

2868 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2868 Its due too all the frootloops he has for breakfast, Bruce.

2868 And more besides. Dickless Davie became a castrato after his trekkie
2868 pajamas constricted his testicles, Bruce. He may not sing as well as
2868 any other castrato, but at least we know there'll be no more dorks like
2868 him.

2869 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2869 I concur, Bruce. He's been round the loop once too often.

2870 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.pets.rabbits,nyc.transit,rec.mus ic.classical,alt.usenet.kooks

2870 Chimay is very nice, Bruce. But I like any good malt beer.

2871 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2 .advocacy

2871 That would not surprise me, Bruce. Really.

2872 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical

2872 Trust him to mention poop decks too, Bruce. Now, what do ships have to
2872 do with astronomy?

2873 Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,rec.music.classical

2873 Let's hope he never barfs, Bruce.

2873 Thank heavens for some things, Bruce.

2874 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

2874 [sneckage patch 1.01 applied]

2874 Neither did I, Bruce.

2874 FNID, Bruce.

2874 Thank you, Bruce.

2874 Something seems to word wrap them, Bruce. You might want to check the
2874 settings in your newsreader.

2875 Newsgroups: sci.astro,alt.astronomy,sci.astro.amateur,rec.musi c.classical,alt.pets.rabbits

2875 Let me guess. You got so excited you thought you'd reply twice.

2875 He might still be. let's dig him up and find out.

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Nightingale Nightingale writes:

1 It's interesting to see the changes in this list from year to year.

1 The two front-runners, coming from nowhere, and set to leave all
1 records in the dust.

1 Both are doing OK, but not up to the standard of their first year.

1 His lower score this year is no doubt a reflection of the the fact that
1 it took Tholen so long to figure out that Ross and Peter J Ross were 2
1 different entities.

1 Previously at the top of the list - what happened, and what has become
1 of the other front-runner from year 1?

1 How the mighty have fallen.

1 How did he get on this list - has he even posted to
1 rec.music.classical?

1 Thanks for the interesting stats - keep on tholing :-)

2 Newsgroups: sci.astro,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical ,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

2 So what's your question already?

2 If you're really interested, there's a clarinet newsgroup and several
2 clarinet email lists.

2 He plays bass clarinet as well.

2 For the rest, google is your friend - there's lots of info online.

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Phil Kyle writes:

3 Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,demon.local,rec.music.classical

3 Thankyou. Now pull over to the left and when you are ready reverse around
3 that corner.