ED CONRAD WINS ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL POETRY CONTEST

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BREAKING NEWS
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AMSTERDAM (Rueters) -- Ed Conrad
has won another International Poetry
contest.

It's the 34th consecutive year
that the infamous American Internet
spammer has captured top honors.

This year's winning entry was
entitled "Up Yours" and received a
standing ovation from the 27 judges.

AND THE WINNER IS . . .

Yes, Virginia, the pseudos love fiction.
(Unfortunately, an incurable affliction)
And because of the bull**** they love
They're so kindly requested to shove
It deeper into their asshole -- with love!

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
Photo (c) by Ed Conrad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0

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Other winning poetic entries
by Ed Conrad over the past few
decades.

http://home.btconnect.com/rthearle/topoetry/conrad.html

http://www.edconrad.com

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!to...sh/u6Q6zNtosd4

http://www.edconrad.org

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mQT1u_45I

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ODE TO THE PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg

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