Science Forum scared sh*tless of Ed Conrad

It's called Disclose.TV, an extremely popular Usenet
Forum which has long proclaimed that it ISN'T AFRAID
of getting involved in controversy.

The buck suddenly stopped there the other day, however,
when Ed Conrad posted his very first message and learned
in just hours that he has been BANNED FOR LIFE.

Holy Picture of Ed Conrad, the Ignorant *******

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg

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We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian
Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here
and now that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified
bones, teeth and soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in strata dated at a minimum
of 280 million years by the U.S.Geological Survey and every
geology textbook ever published.

IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would
mean that Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has
made a monkey out of all of us for more than a century,
something that just isn't even remotely possible.

Typical Staff Meeting of the Smithsonian Know-It-All's

http://thaipoliticalprisoners.files....09/monkeys.jpg

To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL are
dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant ******* has been
RIGHT ALL ALONG while constantly accusing our most prestigious
scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical; evidence to
back up his big mouth and all he is doing is ****ing us off royally.
In fact, many of us atheists and evolutionists actually toss and turn
in our sleep and a few of us have been suffering with messy
Diarrhea.since Ed Conrad reared his ugly head..

Just take a gander at the Raving Lunatic's blurry photos below and
you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified
as petrified bones, etc.

PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

Photo shows boulder after it was removed from between anthracite
beins from depth of approximately 250 feet..

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears likeness
to a human skull.

ED CONRAD TAKES A BREAK WHILE DIGGING FOR FOSSILS

http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/pa...nradshovel.jpg

OTHER SPECIMENS IDENTIFIED AS PETRIFIED REMAINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS

WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should
look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary
rocks.

Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the retard's posting of
messages like these.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...746d1874428c2d

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...890cc6b0147f2e

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...25ca3a15cdc0a9

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...da998f68477f0b

AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION'
TO ED CONRAD'S WEB PAGES:

http://www.edconrad.org
and
http://www.edconrad.com

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In fact, to prove how right we are and how wrong Ed Conrad is,
we at the Smithsonian offer this letter sent to him by no less than
David Pilbeam -- then professor of anthropology at Harvard
University.:

This confirms, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Ed Conrad
is a Horse's Ass.i

Dear Mr. Conrad:
Thank you for your letter.
I do not think you have a fossil.
I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would.
Any further correspondence would waste both our times.
Sincerely,
David Pilbeam
Harvard University

Just look at Davey's "impressive" credentials. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pilbeam

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Oh, ****!

http://www.edconrad.com/ug/index.html

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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato

"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)

Ignore this line. It doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html