UARS Is History

NASA confirms defunct satellite descended over Pacific

CTVNews.ca Staff

Date: Saturday Sep. 24, 2011 9:06 AM ET

A space satellite the size of a bus fell to Earth overnight,
but NASA says it is unsure where it landed after entering
the atmosphere over the vast Pacific Ocean.

The U.S. Air Force's Joint Space Operations Center and
NASA say the six-ton satellite fell between 11:23 p.m.
EDT and 1:09 a.m. EDT.

The 20-year-old Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite
had been orbiting 145 kilometres above Earth, a NASA
statement said.

The agency was predicting the vessel would pass over
Canada, Africa and Australia, as well as three oceans,
after reentering the atmosphere.

Although NASA announced on Twitter that the satellite
"penetrated the atmosphere over the Pacific Ocean,"
the precise time and location of the crash is not yet
known.

In the days leading up to the reentry, the space agency
predicted the 550 kilograms of debris broke into hundreds
of small pieces before landing on Earth. None of the pieces
were expected to be larger than 135 kilograms.

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories...-earth-110924/

MY LOONY THEORY
MY LOONY THEORY IS THAT UARS just killed the guy that owns the Internet.

Excutive Summary:Live is Good.

Summary:UARS Satellite crashed into Canada.Or California. or Cameron.
Somewhere that starts with a C.
This sounds like Doctor Who.

Explain a 11:23 p.m. EDT Friday, Sept. 23, to 1:09 EDT Sat am "gap", this
is an ENTIRE orbit. (ophs CapsLock have started)

Like NORAD lost it? The Strategic Air Command could not locate a 6.5 tonne
bus heading directly for California and decidedly dropping In?

http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/591662main_UARS%20Map.pdf

Does that sound realistic? I mean really. You belive that? Maybe buget cuts
mean only a blowup doll at the controls for the night shift? Fools the
russians.

Do you belive that? I thought so.

"They" "know" where "it" is. Don't believe all those California Traffic
fatalities are just caused by cell-phones. I bet CHIPS is still looking for
the "driver"

You are Being Lied To.

I DEVELOPED THIS THEORY BY (check one):
__ Listening to The Art Bell show.
__ Uncovering a Freemasonic plot.
__ Uncovering a Jewish plot.
__ Uncovering a Communist plot.
__ Uncovering a Government plot.
__ Uncovering a cemetery plot.
__ Remembering a Atlantian past life.
__ Forgetting to take my meds.
__ Playing with a short-wave radio.
__ Playing with a short WAVE nurse.
__ Playing with myself.
x Listening to what God told me.
__ Listening to what Satan told me.
__ Listening to what somebody I can't reveal told me.
__ Listening to what I told myself, and in a different voice.
__ Studying NASA photos.
__ Studying cloud shapes.
__ Licking a toad.
__ Eating mushrooms.
__ Breathing nitrous oxide.
__ Touching the Cosmos.
__ Hearing the Music of The Spheres.
__ Tripping the light fantastic.
__ Smelling something awful.
__ All of the above.

MY PROOF FOR THIS THEORY IS (check one):
__ None of your damn business.
__ Available on the web...if you knew where to look.
x Being suppressed by the government.
x Obvious to all who are "In The Know".
__ As yet hidden from the eyes of men.
__ Not for your ears, mortal.
x Available for only $49.99. On Ebay, see below.
__ Going to be revealed after their landing occurs.
__ Too terrible to be revealed.
__ Kept in the doctor's files.
__ All of the above.
__ All of the above...and then some.


If you find something you think may be a piece of UARS, remember eBay.

Speaking of which, I found a rebar in my backyard that was not there
yesterday.I'm not even in construction.
I do live in Surrey (the Other One, outside Vancouver, the Other one, in
Canada)
directly under the ground track. I heard a noise last night too.
I can include a letter of Authentictiy