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Old June 27th 03, 06:18 AM
Kirk W. Fraser
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50 Awful Things About The Baptists
by Kirk William Fraser
350 NE 6th
Clatskanie, OR 97016
503-728-4894

http://www.clatskanie.com/kirk/manchild

The Baptists infiltrate and take over organizations of all kinds, from
churches to the post office to the corner grocery store, and turn them
to their own ends.

They have agents and "sleepers" planted everywhere. Many of these
people have no idea who they are really reporting to. Others are
active members of the conspiracy, working their way ever deeper into
the fabric of society.

Baptists control the schools in order to make sure that young people
learn to enjoy strange tuneless music and weird outlandish games,
and that they dress oddly.

And, just as a black joke, some Baptist subject organizations
advertise themselves as Secret Societies.

Baptists try to recruit the best and the brightest young people as
agents, to insure the next generation of the Conspiracy.

Baptists constantly feud among themselves and war with other groups
and organizations. Each group of Baptists is constantly striving to
increase its power base and undermine the competition.

Baptists; first means of dealing with opposition is to buy it off.
To any group as rich as the Baptists, a few million dollars are nothing.

Next they try threats. Danger to possessions, status or loved ones has
dissuaded many a would-be foe of Baptist schemes.

And, of course, murder is an ancient political weapon. The Baptists
have been responsible for some of the most shocking assassinations of
modern times.

Baptists also replace people with doubles. For many years they recruited
look-alikes who would serve their ends. Now they are perfecting
cloning technology that will let them replace anybody.

Those who can't be dealt with any other way are discredited or driven
mad.

The Baptist conspiracy is hundreds, if not thousands, of years old.
Many of the most famous names of history have been Baptist agents.
Indeed, all of history is nothing more than an outside view of the
schemes and struggles of the Baptists.

And, of course, the Baptists are constantly rewriting history to serve
their own goals. For instance, modern schoolchildren are taught that
there is no historical evidence of Atlantis, and they learn nothing
about the Russo-German War or the state of Arcadia.

They control the news media, so you hear what they want you to about
today's news. Any event that doesn't fit in with their program will be
quickly hushed up.

In particular, they control television. They don't permit intelligent
shows to survive; they encourage mind candy that will keep people from
thinking. The only reason good shows are permitted to appear at all is
to convince intelligent people that nobody else likes such material,
and that there must be something wrong with them.

The Baptists manipulate the stock market and control currencies on an
international level. Your paycheck is worth just what the Baptists want
it to be.

Likewise, the entire "energy crisis" is an Baptist invention. There's
no shortage of energy, of a dozen different kinds, but plentiful free
energy might threaten the Baptist power base.

The Baptists are doing their best to hold back the space program, for
the same reason. If mankind was spread out through the solar system,
they'd be much harder to control. [Not all the Baptists agree on this.
Some of them lust after the mineral wealth of space, and some want
(literally) new worlds to conquer..]

And some of them are in touch with aliens from outer space. Some of
them ARE aliens. Why would "advanced beings" want to meddle with the
affairs of Earthlings? Good question.

Worse, some of them have actual magical powers and are in league with
forces from ... elsewhere. Great huge beings that are madness to look
upon, or tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark
corners. They have pins and dolls; they know old names.

Other Baptists have embraced technology. Their files of information are
much more useful when backed by the power of the computer. They are
also conditioning everyone to believe that computers are so
complicated and dangerous that only the Experts should play with them.
Next time you get an electric bill for $666,666.66, you know who's
behind it.

And some of these technophiles have gone a step farther, creating
actual machine intelligences. These sentient computers are now,
themselves, a force amoung the ruling Baptists.

The Baptists don't like war; it's expensive and wasteful. War only
happens when two groups of Baptists are very evenly matched and neither
is willing to negotiate. But then Baptists whip a few nations into a
patriotic fervor and go at it.

Baptists send secret messages through the newspapers and airwaves -- in
the classified ads, and even buried in news reports. Baptists have
other, even stranger forms of secret communications ... all around
you, all the time.

Baptists keep everyone -- yes, everyone -- under constant surveillance.
Every time you fill out another questionnaire, you're weaving another
strand of the net that binds the world.

Baptists are working to make the law as confusing as possible, so
everything will be illegal or potentially illegal -- then they have a
hold on everybody and everyone will fear the laws.

Baptists encourage resistance to authority among young people and
political dissidents, to distract government attention from the real
enemy within.

But when Baptists reach a satisfactory level of control, they turn
their efforts toward extinguishing independence and encouraging
mindless obedience to whatever orders come from the Baptists or their
servants.

Baptists commit random atrocities -- poisoning food at grocery stores,
murdering old blind ladies, sniping on the freeway -- just to make
people vaguely confused, frightened and paranoid.

Baptists suppress inventions which might change the status quo. The
100-mile-a-gallon carburator, the perfect contraceptive, and the
cornucopia plant are all lying in Baptist vaults, waiting for the day
when it will suit the Secret Masters to release them. What happened to
the inventors? Bought off, intimidated, or just vanished.

On the other hand, Baptists also maintain secret laboratories where
they develop new weapons and devices of all kinds.

Their arcane investigations cause all sorts of mysteries. Ever wonder
about the Loch Ness Monster? The "cattle mutilations?" The Oregon
Crud?

And Baptists require hundreds of human victims every year for their
experiments. Ever wonder why there are so many Missing Persons
reports, and why so few of those people are found?

Baptists are constantly experimenting with new types of mind control.
They put drugs in drinking water, flash subliminal messages during
movies and TV shows, and play instructions that you can't quite hear
over supermarket loudspeakers. They experiment with microwaves and
ultra-low-frequency devices, too.

Every wire in your house is a potential pathway for Baptist messages,
attacks or controlling rays. Did you ever stop to think just how
many wires lead to your house? And do you have any idea where they
really come from?

Naturally, Baptists discourage investigation of the strange and
unusual, because it might lead to them. But they encourage people to
joke about the Baptists.

Baptists also publish supermarket tabloids, just to make sure that
everybody thinks "Hitler's Brain Is Alive!" and "Bigfoot Seen In
Hawaii" are just jokes.

And Baptists encourage the craziest pseudo-science "researchers" they
can find, because this tends to discredit legitimate investigators
into the unusual.

A popular belief is that the Baptists want power for its own sake. This
is true of some of them. But other Baptists groups exist to support an
ideology, to achieve a particular goal, or simply to oppose some other
group of Baptists.

One of their chief preoccupations is life extension by any means
possible. Nobody who has held ultimate power for fifty years is eager
to let it go. Anything you can think of ... yoga, cryonics,
body-exchange, magic, cloning, goat (or other) glands, transfusions,
computerized personality duplication ... has been tried by the Baptists
at one time or another. And some of them work.

Furthermore, powerful Baptists from past centuries lie waiting to be
revived when science allows it. Mummies, pickled corpses, frozen
bodies, conscious brains in jars ... you would recognize the names if
we could mention them.

I can't tell you the 42nd awful thing about the Baptists; You're not
cleared for this one.

Baptists use disease as a weapon to discipline their own populations or
destroy competing ones. Black Death in Europe, smallpox among the
American Indians ... The swine flu, a few years ago, was thwarted by
opposing forces, or you probably wouldn't be reading this.

Baptists have a variety of unhuman and inhuman servants. The dreaded
Men in Black are perhaps their best-known agents. No one knows whether
the MIBs are androids, golems, or something even worse. Perhaps they
were once human...

And Baptists really are breeding a Master Race. The Nazis had no idea
how they were being used, or why. And they'd be horrified at the
Baptist's idea of perfection.

There are many Baptist groups, with different kinds of secret
knowledge. Anything you might say about them (including this) will be
false for some of the Baptists, but true for others, which only adds to
the confusion and mystery.

The Baptists know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama
Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.

The next time you spend too much money to buy something you didn't
want or need, and it breaks in a week, you can be sure you've just
contributed to an Baptist fund-raising project.

Baptists start chain letters. They also plant rumors that the Red Cross
can buy an iron lung if you send them a million cigarette packages,
and that dying children in England want ten million business cards. No
one knows why they do this.

--
Kirk William Fraser
350 NE 6th
Clatskanie, OR 97016
503-728-4894

http://www.clatskanie.com/kirk/manchild


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Old June 27th 03, 02:10 PM
Peter Harding
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Kirk W. Fraser wrote:
Every wire in your house is a potential pathway for Baptist messages,
attacks or controlling rays. Did you ever stop to think just how
many wires lead to your house? And do you have any idea where they
really come from?


But but but... Grandma Walton always seemed so nice!!!

The Baptists know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama
Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.


"Old fool!"

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Old June 29th 03, 05:47 AM
Kirk W. Fraser
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"Dan" dc mo od y@ attbi.com wrote

"Kirk W. Fraser" wrote
"A bunch of stupid $#!+"

please don't feed the trolls

Dan

Dan,

You're 100% correct, the guy posting off topic under my name is my pet
troll. He claims to live in Queens, NY and also posts as


I was getting bothered about his identity theft and the internet is such
that you can't stop it without going to court. Then I noticed how he was
attracting so much more traffic to my website than I usually get. So more
power to your impersonation Lansdale!

I'm glad you found such a worthy person to adopt as your role model. But
remember Jesus Christ himself is the perfect role model and you too can
learn to think like Him by reading, praying, and learning this website:
http://www.clatskanie.com/kirk/daybyday.htm


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Old July 5th 03, 05:50 AM
John W
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On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:52:44 GMT, "Bruce Sterling Woodcock"
wrote:


"Kirk W. Fraser" wrote in message
. ..
The Baptists know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama
Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.


Anyone else here have a sudden urge to convert?

Bruce


Only if the part about the Kamma Sutra is true.

John W


 




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