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On Wed, 8 Feb 2006 12:44:52 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
As I've said here befo Being a virgin isn't all that important.
From your comments below, I hope that doesn't go too far against what
you believe, HJ.

It's not that big a deal for me either, heck, my wife wasn't a virgin when I
married her. But to the Islamic mass murderers who are expecting to have 72
virgins waiting for them, it means a lot to them. I'm wandering how they
are going to take advantage of enjoying those 72 virgins with their gonads
blown to bits, because I doubt that there is any superglue in Hell, where
all mass murders go.

Remember this page?


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

I still think it's a hoot.



HJ





On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 14:37:37 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
Maybe the Mohammed cartoon is correct: All the virgins are gone!

Saul Levy



In this day and time, if you found a true virgin she's likely to have a
face
that will stop a clock or is so large that she had to turn sidways and
squeeze through a door ! I know that the above was not politically
correct,
but sometimes making a point goes against the grain.

HJ


On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 16:50:35 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Warhol" wrote in message
.. .

"DrPostman" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 13:28:15 +0100, "Warhol"
in
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


"Honest John" a crit dans le message
de
news:

The same Allah that promises 72 virgins for mass murderers ?

HJ



you are nothing more than a low fallen viper... but you are not
lucky...
your poison does not have any effect on this Warrior of Light
(Hasan
Al
Mesbah)


My, how the truth can hurt you.



where is the truth... stupid propaganda of cowards...


We just told you the truth, the satanic bunch of Islam are taking you
and
a
****load of others to hell where there are no virgins waiting for you
all!!!

HJ

--

Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm

"You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down."

"Wally AngleseaT" wrote in
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On Wed, 8 Feb 2006 12:44:52 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
As I've said here befo Being a virgin isn't all that important.
From your comments below, I hope that doesn't go too far against what
you believe, HJ.

It's not that big a deal for me either, heck, my wife wasn't a virgin
when I
married her. But to the Islamic mass murderers who are expecting to have
72
virgins waiting for them, it means a lot to them. I'm wandering how they
are going to take advantage of enjoying those 72 virgins with their
gonads
blown to bits, because I doubt that there is any superglue in Hell, where
all mass murders go.

Remember this page?


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

I still think it's a hoot.

That was wild, and probably true.

HJ





HJ





On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 14:37:37 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
Maybe the Mohammed cartoon is correct: All the virgins are gone!

Saul Levy



In this day and time, if you found a true virgin she's likely to have
a
face
that will stop a clock or is so large that she had to turn sidways and
squeeze through a door ! I know that the above was not politically
correct,
but sometimes making a point goes against the grain.

HJ


On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 16:50:35 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Warhol" wrote in message
.. .

"DrPostman" a écrit dans le message de
news:
...
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 13:28:15 +0100, "Warhol"

in
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


"Honest John" a crit dans le
message
de
news:

The same Allah that promises 72 virgins for mass murderers ?

HJ



you are nothing more than a low fallen viper... but you are
not
lucky...
your poison does not have any effect on this Warrior of Light
(Hasan
Al
Mesbah)


My, how the truth can hurt you.



where is the truth... stupid propaganda of cowards...


We just told you the truth, the satanic bunch of Islam are taking
you
and
a
****load of others to hell where there are no virgins waiting for
you
all!!!

HJ

--

Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm

"You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down."

Good one, Wally!

Saul Levy


On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:50:53 GMT, Wally Anglesea™
wrote:

On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:29:15 -0700, Saul Levy
wrote:

As I've said here befo Being a virgin isn't all that important.

It was important to the Druids.

Oh wait. That was only for the official sacrifices.

Sorry. Carry on as you were :-)


From your comments below, I hope that doesn't go too far against what
you believe, HJ.

Going to be a bit politically insensitive here, but this joke was told
to me by a *priest*.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Thereby showing that the Australian church can laugh at itself, by the
way.



Saul Levy


On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 14:37:37 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
...
Maybe the Mohammed cartoon is correct: All the virgins are gone!

Saul Levy



In this day and time, if you found a true virgin she's likely to have a face
that will stop a clock or is so large that she had to turn sidways and
squeeze through a door ! I know that the above was not politically correct,
but sometimes making a point goes against the grain.

HJ


On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 16:50:35 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Warhol" wrote in message
.. .

"DrPostman" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 13:28:15 +0100, "Warhol" in
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


"Honest John" a crit dans le message de
news:

The same Allah that promises 72 virgins for mass murderers ?

HJ



you are nothing more than a low fallen viper... but you are not
lucky...
your poison does not have any effect on this Warrior of Light (Hasan
Al
Mesbah)


My, how the truth can hurt you.



where is the truth... stupid propaganda of cowards...


We just told you the truth, the satanic bunch of Islam are taking you and
a
****load of others to hell where there are no virgins waiting for you
all!!!

HJ

Maybe they use some old Eastman 910? Makes for VERY stiff sex...

Saul Levy


On Wed, 8 Feb 2006 12:44:52 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
As I've said here befo Being a virgin isn't all that important.
From your comments below, I hope that doesn't go too far against what
you believe, HJ.

It's not that big a deal for me either, heck, my wife wasn't a virgin when I
married her. But to the Islamic mass murderers who are expecting to have 72
virgins waiting for them, it means a lot to them. I'm wandering how they
are going to take advantage of enjoying those 72 virgins with their gonads
blown to bits, because I doubt that there is any superglue in Hell, where
all mass murders go.

HJ





On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 14:37:37 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
Maybe the Mohammed cartoon is correct: All the virgins are gone!

Saul Levy



In this day and time, if you found a true virgin she's likely to have a
face
that will stop a clock or is so large that she had to turn sidways and
squeeze through a door ! I know that the above was not politically
correct,
but sometimes making a point goes against the grain.

HJ


On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 16:50:35 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Warhol" wrote in message
.. .

"DrPostman" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 13:28:15 +0100, "Warhol"
in
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


"Honest John" a crit dans le message
de
news:

The same Allah that promises 72 virgins for mass murderers ?

HJ



you are nothing more than a low fallen viper... but you are not
lucky...
your poison does not have any effect on this Warrior of Light
(Hasan
Al
Mesbah)


My, how the truth can hurt you.



where is the truth... stupid propaganda of cowards...


We just told you the truth, the satanic bunch of Islam are taking you
and
a
****load of others to hell where there are no virgins waiting for you
all!!!

HJ

"...eternally damned..." Yep, I remember that page! Too bad the
terrorists didn't know that was where they were going to end up!
Another good one, Wally!

Saul Levy


On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:43:33 GMT, Wally Anglesea™
wrote:

On Wed, 8 Feb 2006 12:44:52 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
. ..
As I've said here befo Being a virgin isn't all that important.
From your comments below, I hope that doesn't go too far against what
you believe, HJ.

It's not that big a deal for me either, heck, my wife wasn't a virgin when I
married her. But to the Islamic mass murderers who are expecting to have 72
virgins waiting for them, it means a lot to them. I'm wandering how they
are going to take advantage of enjoying those 72 virgins with their gonads
blown to bits, because I doubt that there is any superglue in Hell, where
all mass murders go.

Remember this page?


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

I still think it's a hoot.



HJ





On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 14:37:37 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Saul Levy" wrote in message
.. .
Maybe the Mohammed cartoon is correct: All the virgins are gone!

Saul Levy



In this day and time, if you found a true virgin she's likely to have a
face
that will stop a clock or is so large that she had to turn sidways and
squeeze through a door ! I know that the above was not politically
correct,
but sometimes making a point goes against the grain.

HJ


On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 16:50:35 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Warhol" wrote in message
.. .

"DrPostman" a écrit dans le message de news:
...
On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 13:28:15 +0100, "Warhol"
in
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:


"Honest John" a crit dans le message
de
news:

The same Allah that promises 72 virgins for mass murderers ?

HJ



you are nothing more than a low fallen viper... but you are not
lucky...
your poison does not have any effect on this Warrior of Light
(Hasan
Al
Mesbah)


My, how the truth can hurt you.



where is the truth... stupid propaganda of cowards...


We just told you the truth, the satanic bunch of Islam are taking you
and
a
****load of others to hell where there are no virgins waiting for you
all!!!

HJ