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(EDITOR'S NOTE: Google readers won't miss a trick when
the College of Cardinals meets behind closed doors to elect
a new Pope, beginning Tuesday.

(Fr. Guido Sarducci, who knows Vatican City like the back of
his hand and has confidential informants in every nook and
cranny, is covering the monumental event exclusively for
us and will keep you posted on all of the scuttlebutt.

(But right now, with a few days to go, things admittedly are
rather slow and boring inside the Sistine Chapel.

(To kill time, Father Sarducci -- the ex-Saturday Night Live
would-be comedien who was fired and couldn't find a job,
therefore entered the seminary -- is answering questions
pertinent to religion and electing a brand-new Pontiff.)

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TODAY'S QUESTION

Submitted by Ed Conrad (*) of Mountain View, CA, U.S.A.

Dear Father Sarducci:

Without revealing names or places, what would you consider
your funniest experience while hearing Confessions?

ANSWER

Well, Ed, I'd have to say it was the time I was hearing
Confessions in Beverly Hills when a man confessed that
he had been "playing" with himself .

Along with three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys, I instructed
him to wash his right hand in the Holy Water in the fountain
a short distance from the Confessional.

Well, my next sinner was a rather buxom middle-age blonde
who did something ever worse.

After I gave her a suitable penance, she left the Confessional
-- and just moments later I heard a heated argument near the
fountain.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she was screaming at the man
who had been to confession just before her. "Don't wash your
DIRTY HANDS in the Holy Water. I have to GARGLE with it."

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* Please take this story with a grain of salt. After all,
Ed Conrad holds the Guinness Book of Records
record for Most Lies in One Lifetime.

See if you count the lies.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66

http://www.edconrad.com

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