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Old July 8th 04, 09:13 PM
Bill Taxbox
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Default Biblical Prediction Of A Coming Natural Event

http://revelation13.bravepages.com/Apocalypse.html

The Book of Revelation was written
around two thousand years ago. Apparently, the writer, John The
Apostle discussed a future event that appears to be quite a hot topic
in astronomical circles today.....If this is true.........
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Old July 8th 04, 09:21 PM
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On or about Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:13:57 -0400, Bill Taxbox made the sensational claim that:
http://revelation13.bravepages.com/Apocalypse.html

The Book of Revelation was written
around two thousand years ago. Apparently, the writer, John The
Apostle discussed a future event that appears to be quite a hot topic
in astronomical circles today.....If this is true.........


You know, I've often wondered how the apocolypse would play out on CNN. I highly
doubt it'll look even remotely like this crap.
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Old July 9th 04, 02:50 AM
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In article , says...
http://revelation13.bravepages.com/Apocalypse.html

The Book of Revelation was written
around two thousand years ago. Apparently, the writer, John The
Apostle discussed a future event that appears to be quite a hot topic
in astronomical circles today.....If this is true.........


Clicked on the link and I got this: "40 Meg Limit Exceeded!"

Oh well, to adapt a REM song title, it's the end of the world and I don't know it.


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Old July 9th 04, 04:11 AM
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"Bill Taxbox" wrote in message
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http://revelation13.bravepages.com/Apocalypse.html

The Book of Revelation was written
around two thousand years ago. Apparently, the writer, John The
Apostle discussed a future event that appears to be quite a hot topic
in astronomical circles today.....If this is true.........


First it was Deja trolls, then Google trolls, the FARTs (F*&(ed up Anonymous
Remailer Troll) and now Cox trolls?

Wonders will never cease.

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Old July 9th 04, 07:12 AM
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Bill Taxbox wrote:

http://revelation13.bravepages.com/Apocalypse.html

The Book of Revelation was written
around two thousand years ago. Apparently, the writer, John The
Apostle discussed a future event that appears to be quite a hot topic
in astronomical circles today.....If this is true.........


And hit the numerological tally of Caesar Nero's name dead on...which
is, of course, the number "666".
....go figure...now if Jesus _had_ returned before the last of the
Apostles died, (as he promised) would Deke have gotten a trip into the
heavens?

Just thinking...
Pat

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Old July 9th 04, 07:40 AM
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Pat Flannery wrote:
And hit the numerological tally of Caesar Nero's name dead on...which
is, of course, the number "666".
...go figure...now if Jesus _had_ returned before the last of the
Apostles died, (as he promised) would Deke have gotten a trip into the
heavens?

Just thinking...
Pat


Funny you should mention that, Pat. I just tested out a script I wrote
to download information for all of the 500 most recent raw images from
the JPL Cassini-Huygens website. It tool a little less than an hour to
run from start to finish. When I was done I calculated the average
download rate and it came out to 6.66 seconds per image. That's not a
truncated 6666666666.... either. It's 6.66 seconds EXACTLY.

Amazing! It must mean *something*.

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Old July 9th 04, 07:45 AM
dave schneider
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LooseChanj wrote:
On or about Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:13:57 -0400, Bill Taxbox made the sensational claim that:
http://revelation13.bravepages.com/Apocalypse.html

The Book of Revelation was written
around two thousand years ago. Apparently, the writer, John The
Apostle discussed a future event that appears to be quite a hot topic
in astronomical circles today.....If this is true.........


You know, I've often wondered how the apocolypse would play out on CNN. I highly
doubt it'll look even remotely like this crap.


I'm not an apocolyptic scholar, and no one would pay me to portay one
on TV, but I seem to remember overhearing that BoR's "John" was no one
within even a generation of John the Apostle.

Personally, I go with the theory that Armageddon* is really the
account of an actual city in Palestine destroyed by major earthquake
(preview of California's The Big One). Perhaps a name like Meghdir,
suitably mangled by word-of-mouth through several languages.

* tip of the spelling hat to Merriam-Webster

/dps
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Old July 9th 04, 12:22 PM
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Bruce Palmer wrote...
It's 6.66 seconds EXACTLY.

Amazing! It must mean *something*.


Cue 'Twilight Zone' sting...

- Peter


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Old July 9th 04, 02:46 PM
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On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 06:40:07 GMT, Bruce Palmer wrote:

Pat Flannery wrote:
And hit the numerological tally of Caesar Nero's name dead on...which
is, of course, the number "666".
...go figure...now if Jesus _had_ returned before the last of the
Apostles died, (as he promised) would Deke have gotten a trip into the
heavens?

Just thinking...
Pat


Funny you should mention that, Pat. I just tested out a script I wrote
to download information for all of the 500 most recent raw images from
the JPL Cassini-Huygens website. It tool a little less than an hour to
run from start to finish. When I was done I calculated the average
download rate and it came out to 6.66 seconds per image. That's not a
truncated 6666666666.... either. It's 6.66 seconds EXACTLY.

Amazing! It must mean *something*.


I take it to mean that Deke was the Anti-Christ.

Gotta go digest that little revelation now,
Dale
 




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