...Phoenix Launch...The Search for Life on Mars begins in 24 days !!!

Derek Lyons wrote:
Just for starters... Does you your cellphone have heater circuits to
keep it warm? (No.) Does it have an input multiplexer to handle data
inputs from multiple (read: dozens) of data sources? (No.) Does it
contain the circuits for being remotely operated? (No.)




That's why a CPFM must be included with the cellphone on the Mars mission.
The monkey will keep the cellphone warm, and operate it.
It will also engage in hilarious pranks and outrageous antics with the
cellphone on the way to Mars, such as calling up the Creation Museum and
asking if Eve is there, and when they answer "yes, she is" asking if it
could ask to speak to her grandmother, Lucy.
This is the concept of the "Bonzo Black Box", that shall revolutionize
planetary exploration, and get JPL the sort of public recognition it needs.

Pat

"Derek Lyons" wrote in message
...
: "Androcles" wrote:
:
: Why do it, then? You are the prat making airy handwaves that
: a flight recorder "is many times more complex than a cell phone",
:
: Just for starters... Does you your cellphone have heater circuits to
: keep it warm? (No.)

A ****in' heater makes it "many times more complex".
Just for starters, you are a dickhead. (Yes.)

Does it have an input multiplexer to handle data
: inputs from multiple (read: dozens) of data sources? (No.)

A ****in' multiplexer makes it "many times more complex".
Just for seconds, you are a dumb****.(Yes.)

Does it
: contain the circuits for being remotely operated? (No.)

Of course it does, anyone in the world can call me or text me
if they know the number; then the ring tone kicks in.
That's remote operation, ****head.
Just for thirds, you are dumber than you look.(Yes.)
Etc,. etc.

Androcles wrote:

A ****in' heater makes it "many times more complex".
Just for starters, you are a dickhead. (Yes.)


Pity that lion didn't eat you.

Pat

"Androcles" wrote in message
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"Greg D. Moore (Strider)" wrote in
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: "Androcles" wrote in message
: . uk...
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: "Greg D. Moore (Strider)" wrote in
: message
: ink.net...
: : "Androcles" wrote in message
: : k...
: :
: : Androcles used to work on flight simulators back in the 80's.
: : "Scott Hedrick" ought to get his
: : head out of his arse and quit reading Superman comics.
: :
: :
: : Yeah, I owned a first edition of MS's Flight Simulator too.
: :
: : It was a great program.
:
: Was it? I wouldn't know, I've never tried it.
: I worked he http://www.link-miles.co.uk/
:
: That would be when you were still in diapers.
:
:
:
: Sorry, not everyone shares your fecal fetish.

**** off, I get bored by ignorant flamers.
Stick your "sorry" up your arse, little punk.
*plonk*

You get bored by ignorant flamers, Jesus, that's a laugh!
You would have to be one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard.
Ignorance by itself is forgiveable, but ignorance coupled with a know-it-all
attitide is not. You dared to plonk me in the discussion on Pliestocene sea
level
curves, when you're the one who has dreamed up a scenario for which there is
not one shred of evidence. And then acuse me of not providing evidence
when this is clearly unecessary bacause every published sea level curve for
the Pliestocene supports what I was saying. The evidence has already been
found
and published.

You are forthright in your ignorance, you misquote other contributors, take
their
comments out of context, change the thread title and the have the stupidity
to wonder
why people flame you. Christ, wake up!

And go on, just misqote and plonk again - just so everyone else can see what
an ignoramus
you really are.
cheers
Bill

On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:00:04 +1000, in a place far, far away, "Landy"
made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way
as to indicate that:


**** off, I get bored by ignorant flamers.
Stick your "sorry" up your arse, little punk.
*plonk*

You get bored by ignorant flamers, Jesus, that's a laugh!
You would have to be one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard.
Ignorance by itself is forgiveable, but ignorance coupled with a know-it-all
attitide is not. You dared to plonk me in the discussion on Pliestocene sea
level curves, when you're the one who has dreamed up a scenario for which there is
not one shred of evidence. And then acuse me of not providing evidence
when this is clearly unecessary bacause every published sea level curve for
the Pliestocene supports what I was saying. The evidence has already been
found
and published.

Welcome to Usenet. And the reason it's dying.

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
...
:
:
: Androcles wrote:
:
: A ****in' heater makes it "many times more complex".
: Just for starters, you are a dickhead. (Yes.)
:
:
: Pity that lion didn't eat you.
:
: Pat

****es you off being beaten, doesn't it? :-)
How nice.

"Rand Simberg" wrote in message
...
: On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:00:04 +1000, in a place far, far away, "Landy"
: made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way
: as to indicate that:
:
:
: **** off, I get bored by ignorant flamers.
: Stick your "sorry" up your arse, little punk.
: *plonk*
:
: You get bored by ignorant flamers, Jesus, that's a laugh!
: You would have to be one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard.
: Ignorance by itself is forgiveable, but ignorance coupled with a
know-it-all
: attitide (1)

is not. You dared to plonk me in the discussion on Pliestocene (2)
sea
: level curves, when you're the one who has dreamed up a scenario for which
there is
: not one shred of evidence. And then acuse (3)
me of not providing evidence
: when this is clearly unecessary bacause (4)
every published sea level curve for
: the Pliestocene (5)
supports what I was saying. The evidence has already been
: found
: and published.
:
: Welcome to Usenet. And the reason it's dying.

The prat started talking about the Holocene and now switches it to
Pleistocene (which he cannot spell). He claims "All the evidence"
but cannot produce it. That's REAL ignorance, dead from the neck up.

"Androcles" wrote in message
. uk...

"Rand Simberg" wrote in message
...
: On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:00:04 +1000, in a place far, far away, "Landy"
: made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way
: as to indicate that:
:
:
: **** off, I get bored by ignorant flamers.
: Stick your "sorry" up your arse, little punk.
: *plonk*
:
: You get bored by ignorant flamers, Jesus, that's a laugh!
: You would have to be one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard.
: Ignorance by itself is forgiveable, but ignorance coupled with a
know-it-all
: attitide (1)

is not. You dared to plonk me in the discussion on Pliestocene (2)
sea
: level curves, when you're the one who has dreamed up a scenario for
which
there is
: not one shred of evidence. And then acuse (3)
me of not providing evidence
: when this is clearly unecessary bacause (4)
every published sea level curve for
: the Pliestocene (5)
supports what I was saying. The evidence has already been
: found
: and published.
:
: Welcome to Usenet. And the reason it's dying.

The prat started talking about the Holocene and now switches it to
Pleistocene (which he cannot spell). He claims "All the evidence"
but cannot produce it. That's REAL ignorance, dead from the neck up.

The sea level rise traverses the Pleistocene-Holocene boundary - we're
talking about the period 14 ka-7 ka. Whether you call it Pleistocene or
Holocene
is irrelevant. And in any case your initial claim centred around huge sea
level
rises at 11.5 ka - which is in the Pleistocene. I never mentioned the word
Holocene.

As I said - the evidence has already been produced - but of course morons
like you choose to ignore it. Instead all you can manage to notice is a
typo.
cheers
Bill

"Greg D. Moore (Strider)" wrote in message
ink.net...
Yeah, I owned a first edition of MS's Flight Simulator too.

It was a great program.

I wish I'd gotten a copy of MS Space Simulator when I had the chance.

Never did find a copy of BARIS on CD. I still have the floppies, I'm going
to build a 486 based machine in order to play it again.

Gotta love that "Ignition sequence start" in Brooklyneze.

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
...


Androcles wrote:

A ****in' heater makes it "many times more complex".
Just for starters, you are a dickhead. (Yes.)


Pity that lion didn't eat you.

Most people think with their grey matter. Some folks are limited to their
white matter. And Androcles is one of those who are limited to using their
fecal matter.