Does the Universe Pulsate ??

Twitty I was spraying the kitchen and my kitchen floor is shiny very
smooth tile. The floor got oily and I slipped and my right leg bent
under me and I fell on it(picture away to kick yourself in the ass.)
Very bad way to fall. The swelling won't come down,but as long as I
don't put weight on that knee its OK. Pain remedy a few extra Bud
lights. Oh Ya bert