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Maxson and the Ventriloquist
The Ventriloquist
An ventriloquist visiting Iowa walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures hell have a little fun. Ventriloquist: Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him? Maxson: The dog doesnt talk. Ventriloquist: Hey dog, hows it going old mate? Dog: Doing alright. Maxson is shocked! Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Maxson. Dog: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Maxson cant believe his ears! Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Maxson: Horse doesnt talk either. Ventriloquist: Hey horse, hows it going? Horse: No worries. Maxsons mouth is agape. Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Maxson? Horse: Yep Ventriloquist: Hows he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Maxson is TOTALLY amazed! Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Maxson: The sheeps a liar. |
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