World Series "miracle" dismissed as a figment of Ed Conrad's imagination

KANSAS CITY (Rueters)--
The International Atheist
Society, in a strongly-worded
statement, has wholeheartedly
dismissed any claim that God
had anything to do with the
Royals' victory in Game Two
of the World Series.
"Actually, in baseball,
God -- IF there was one --
wouldn't know His ass from third
base," the statement began.
The society further stated
that the Creator had absolutely
nothing to do with the torrent
of runs that the Royals scored
in the sixth inning to put the
game on ice.
It also has dismissed Stephen
Hawking's account that his singing
of "God Bless America" before the
start of the game had triggered the
minor miracle.
"Diddly-dick," a spokesman
said.
Hawking, as every schoolboy
knows, vehemently used to deny
God's existence but now is one
of his strongest backers and
can be seen on his knees at
least two or three times a day.

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GOOD GAWD!
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
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