If you were alien invader, how would you conquer the Earth?

Autymn D. C. wrote:
On Aug 13, 9:47 pm, Erik Max Francis wrote:
John W Kennedy wrote:
On 8/13/09 4:31 PM, Erik Max Francis wrote:
Autymn D. C. wrote:
On Jul 25, 9:05 pm, Erik Max Francis wrote:
David Johnston wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:45:01 -0700, Erik Max Francis

wrote:
charon85 wrote:
Simple question, isn't it?
If you arrived to Earth, after traveling uncounted light years, how
would be the best way to conquer it? Would you attack in full force,
as in The War of the Worlds or Independence Day, or would you prefer
to quietly subvert mankind as in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Or
have you some even better idea?
Ignore the boring planet and mine the asteroids.
What if you aren't after anything in the asteroids?
What if the sky wasn't blue? If they're doing something crazy for crazy
reasons, then you can make up whatever you want.
It's /not/ blue; the sea is blue. The sky is blea (not "b'l'ee" but
"b'le'a").
Hurray, it's back!
Technically, though, what it's saying would be quite correct in Russian,
which, unusually, has separate words for "blue" and "sky-blue", just as
English, just as unusually, has separate words for "red" and "pink". I
take the time to point that out because, taking it into consideration,
the reply /does/ constitute a valid criticism of the posting it is in
reply to.
The fact that it deliberately uses English grossly incorrectly on a
regular basis and is making a point out of it by "correcting"
already-correct English makes this possibility rather moot.

I do neither, cretin; it is you who misbrukes English, which you know
not the first thing about: http://google.com/groups?q=%22Benj+a...out+history%22.
And moot is a good thing, unlike your empty belief.

Go see a doctor, or more people with inevitably misbruke you as well.

P.S. Moot! (That seems to annoy you, so it's funny.)

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On Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:36:11 -0700 (PDT), "Autymn D. C."
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it is you who misbrukes English, [...]

Thanks to the Great Vowel Shift, the regular development of
the word in Present Day English would be misbrowk,
misbrouk, or the like, did it actually exist.

Brian

On Jul 27, 8:18*pm, "Steven L." wrote:
trotsky wrote:
Rich wrote:
On Jul 25, 9:08 pm, charon85 wrote:
Simple question, isn't it?

If you arrived to Earth, after traveling uncounted light years, how
would be the best way to conquer it? Would you attack in full force,
as in The War of the Worlds or Independence Day, or would you prefer
to quietly subvert mankind as in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Or
have you some even better idea?

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gall...nvasionmovies/

Brainwash the moron general public into believing in global warming
then wasting trillions of $'s that should be spent on defense on the
non-problem.

How does that compare to the trillions of dollars already being spent on
defense, Rich?

9-11 happened in my lifetime.
Global warming won't.

If global warming is a reality, it won't seriously threaten the Earth
until after you and I have passed from this Earth.

So who gives a ****.

Steven L. and Rich, cretins:
http://twitter.com/alysdexia/status/2588223335
http://twitter.com/alysdexia/status/2588303580