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  #11  
Old June 14th 10, 02:19 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Bast[_2_]
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Hagar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message
...


Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 13, 11:22 am, Double-A wrote:
On Jun 13, 9:26 am, bert wrote:



On Jun 13, 11:56 am, Brad Guth wrote:

On Jun 13, 5:56 am, bert wrote:

Here are two Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use
tar balls. Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the
queen. Use them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas
Which idea do you think is the winner? TreBert

Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how
future beaches should look, smell and feel like. Toss in a few
oily dead birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big
Energy obviously doesn't care about.

~ BG

Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 Things are worse then in 1776 TreBert

Why doesn't the queen send her knights in shining armor, knights
errant, on a quest to solve this oil disaster? For starters, I bet
their armor needs lots of oil to keep it from getting squeaky! I
wonder when was the last time a king or queen relied on knights to do
anything useful?

Double-A

Armored sex is rather special, as well as kinky and otherwise very
useful, especially when the queen is so ugly.

I bet you thought those armored suits had something to so with war,
when in fact it was the frequent clanking from the queen's private
quarters that should have been a dead giveaway.

~ BG



Now don't go bringing the Queen and British royal family into this.

As someone may point out that their lineage goes back to German
aristocracy, and we know the history of the Germans and the people of
Israel, is a bit dark. Not to mention their TWO past attempts to rule
the known world.
....As that could get ugly.


Funny you should mention the Mustachioed One ... under Hitler people
like you, who are intellectual wastelands, would have, at a minimum, had
one responsible position in the name of the Fatherland, rather than
mooching off the public trough ... namely that of Cyklon-B sniff
testers.



I guess you wax nostalgic for those good ol' days, huh ?


  #12  
Old June 14th 10, 02:29 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 13, 9:26*am, bert wrote:
On Jun 13, 11:56*am, Brad Guth wrote:

On Jun 13, 5:56*am, bert wrote:


Here are two * Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use tar
balls. *Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the queen. *Use
them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas * *Which idea do
you think is the winner? * TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how future
beaches should look, smell and feel like. *Toss in a few oily dead
birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big Energy obviously
doesn't care about.


*~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill *US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 * *Things are worse then in 1776 *TreBert



I know what we can do with those tar balls, Bert. We can use them to
tar and feather Tony Hayward's balls right before we run him into the
Gulf on a rail!

Double-A

  #13  
Old June 14th 10, 05:45 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 13, 6:29*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Jun 13, 9:26*am, bert wrote:



On Jun 13, 11:56*am, Brad Guth wrote:


On Jun 13, 5:56*am, bert wrote:


Here are two * Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use tar
balls. *Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the queen. *Use
them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas * *Which idea do
you think is the winner? * TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how future
beaches should look, smell and feel like. *Toss in a few oily dead
birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big Energy obviously
doesn't care about.


*~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill *US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 * *Things are worse then in 1776 *TreBert


I know what we can do with those tar balls, Bert. *We can use them to
tar and feather Tony Hayward's balls right before we run him into the
Gulf on a rail!

Double-A


Ball taring seems appropriate. How about an oily treat for their
Rothschild Queen?

~ BG
  #14  
Old June 14th 10, 02:49 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hagar[_1_]
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???


"Bast" wrote in message
...


Hagar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message
...


Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 13, 11:22 am, Double-A wrote:
On Jun 13, 9:26 am, bert wrote:



On Jun 13, 11:56 am, Brad Guth wrote:

On Jun 13, 5:56 am, bert wrote:

Here are two Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use
tar balls. Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the
queen. Use them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas
Which idea do you think is the winner? TreBert

Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how
future beaches should look, smell and feel like. Toss in a few
oily dead birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big
Energy obviously doesn't care about.

~ BG

Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 Things are worse then in 1776 TreBert

Why doesn't the queen send her knights in shining armor, knights
errant, on a quest to solve this oil disaster? For starters, I bet
their armor needs lots of oil to keep it from getting squeaky! I
wonder when was the last time a king or queen relied on knights to do
anything useful?

Double-A

Armored sex is rather special, as well as kinky and otherwise very
useful, especially when the queen is so ugly.

I bet you thought those armored suits had something to so with war,
when in fact it was the frequent clanking from the queen's private
quarters that should have been a dead giveaway.

~ BG


Now don't go bringing the Queen and British royal family into this.

As someone may point out that their lineage goes back to German
aristocracy, and we know the history of the Germans and the people of
Israel, is a bit dark. Not to mention their TWO past attempts to rule
the known world.
....As that could get ugly.


Funny you should mention the Mustachioed One ... under Hitler people
like you, who are intellectual wastelands, would have, at a minimum, had
one responsible position in the name of the Fatherland, rather than
mooching off the public trough ... namely that of Cyklon-B sniff
testers.



I guess you wax nostalgic for those good ol' days, huh ?


Very much so ... simply because creature like you and your fellow Liberal
morons, who wasted their formative years pulling their puds, would find
yourselves in that same long line as BeertBrain, all the
while mumbling about conspiracies, as preached to you by little
voices echoing in your mostly empty heads.


  #15  
Old June 14th 10, 02:55 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Brad Guth[_3_]
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 13, 6:19*pm, "Bast" wrote:
Hagar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message
...


Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 13, 11:22 am, Double-A wrote:
On Jun 13, 9:26 am, bert wrote:


On Jun 13, 11:56 am, Brad Guth wrote:


On Jun 13, 5:56 am, bert wrote:


Here are two Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use
tar balls. Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the
queen. Use them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas
Which idea do you think is the winner? TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how
future beaches should look, smell and feel like. Toss in a few
oily dead birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big
Energy obviously doesn't care about.


~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 Things are worse then in 1776 TreBert


Why doesn't the queen send her knights in shining armor, knights
errant, on a quest to solve this oil disaster? For starters, I bet
their armor needs lots of oil to keep it from getting squeaky! I
wonder when was the last time a king or queen relied on knights to do
anything useful?


Double-A


Armored sex is rather special, as well as kinky and otherwise very
useful, especially when the queen is so ugly.


I bet you thought those armored suits had something to so with war,
when in fact it was the frequent clanking from the queen's private
quarters that should have been a dead giveaway.


*~ BG


Now don't go bringing the Queen and British royal family into this.


As someone may point out that their lineage goes back to German
aristocracy, and we know the history of the Germans and the people of
Israel, is a bit dark. Not to mention their TWO past attempts to rule
the known world.
....As that could get ugly.


Funny you should mention the Mustachioed One ... under Hitler people
like you, who are intellectual wastelands, would have, at a minimum, had
one responsible position in the name of the Fatherland, rather than
mooching off the public trough ... namely that of Cyklon-B sniff
testers.


I guess you wax nostalgic for those good ol' days, huh ?


ZNR approved rednecks are always hoping. As brainwashed parrots and
brainless puppets, they'll always follow their leaders, no matters
what.

~ BG
  #16  
Old June 15th 10, 12:14 AM posted to alt.astronomy
bert
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 13, 9:29*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Jun 13, 9:26*am, bert wrote:





On Jun 13, 11:56*am, Brad Guth wrote:


On Jun 13, 5:56*am, bert wrote:


Here are two * Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use tar
balls. *Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the queen. *Use
them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas * *Which idea do
you think is the winner? * TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how future
beaches should look, smell and feel like. *Toss in a few oily dead
birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big Energy obviously
doesn't care about.


*~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill *US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 * *Things are worse then in 1776 *TreBert


I know what we can do with those tar balls, Bert. *We can use them to
tar and feather Tony Hayward's balls right before we run him into the
Gulf on a rail!

Double-A- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


AA If we could kick both BP and Severn Trent back to the UK all USA
would come out ahead. TreBert
  #17  
Old June 15th 10, 11:36 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"Bast" wrote in message
...

Hopefully the growing public outcry will force all those twits in D.C. to take action
though. As there is an election coming up


It would be preferable if all of those twits were gone.

Any politician in service for more than a decade is suspect.

Every government employee needs a term limit. I mean, all of them.

  #18  
Old June 15th 10, 04:42 PM posted to alt.astronomy
bert
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 13, 4:59*pm, Brad Guth wrote:
On Jun 13, 11:22*am, Double-A wrote:





On Jun 13, 9:26*am, bert wrote:


On Jun 13, 11:56*am, Brad Guth wrote:


On Jun 13, 5:56*am, bert wrote:


Here are two * Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use tar
balls. *Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the queen. *Use
them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas * *Which idea do
you think is the winner? * TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how future
beaches should look, smell and feel like. *Toss in a few oily dead
birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big Energy obviously
doesn't care about.


*~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill *US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 * *Things are worse then in 1776 *TreBert


Why doesn't the queen send her knights in shining armor, knights
errant, on a quest to solve this oil disaster? *For starters, I bet
their armor needs lots of oil to keep it from getting squeaky! *I
wonder when was the last time a king or queen relied on knights to do
anything useful?


Double-A


Armored sex is rather special, as well as kinky and otherwise very
useful, especially when the queen is so ugly.

I bet you thought those armored suits had something to so with war,
when in fact it was the frequent clanking from the queen's private
quarters that should have been a dead giveaway.

*~ BG- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Pee-Air in his day liked to think that he was a steel rod. That kind
of goes with armor TreBert
  #19  
Old June 15th 10, 05:43 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 15, 8:42*am, bert wrote:
On Jun 13, 4:59*pm, Brad Guth wrote:





On Jun 13, 11:22*am, Double-A wrote:


On Jun 13, 9:26*am, bert wrote:


On Jun 13, 11:56*am, Brad Guth wrote:


On Jun 13, 5:56*am, bert wrote:


Here are two * Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use tar
balls. *Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the queen. *Use
them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas * *Which idea do
you think is the winner? * TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how future
beaches should look, smell and feel like. *Toss in a few oily dead
birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big Energy obviously
doesn't care about.


*~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill *US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 * *Things are worse then in 1776 *TreBert


Why doesn't the queen send her knights in shining armor, knights
errant, on a quest to solve this oil disaster? *For starters, I bet
their armor needs lots of oil to keep it from getting squeaky! *I
wonder when was the last time a king or queen relied on knights to do
anything useful?


Double-A


Armored sex is rather special, as well as kinky and otherwise very
useful, especially when the queen is so ugly.


I bet you thought those armored suits had something to so with war,
when in fact it was the frequent clanking from the queen's private
quarters that should have been a dead giveaway.


*~ BG- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Pee-Air in his day liked to think that he was a steel rod. That kind
of goes with armor *TreBert



Not to mention amour.

Double-A

 




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