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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
... On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 12:25:30 GMT, "Dr. Yubiwan" wrote: Dr. Yubiwan, Ph.D. Nice pictures http://www.cwahm.com/pics/poetry_new3/ Are they yours? There is so much beauty about your planet, both above and below your ocean surface, real and mythical. http://tinyurl.com/6naye http://tinyurl.com/4t43e I'd say they're yours. Dr. Yubiwan, Ph.D. |
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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
... On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 15:13:51 GMT, "Dr. Yubiwan" wrote: Their moral framework only allows them to battle using the highest level of weapons which their enemies use against them. Thanks for that hint.... May I suggest to fight them with ... Q-Tips? How quaintly astute! May I suggest you fight them with ... wits? Dr. Yubiwan, Ph.D. |
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Hi Double-A If there are mermaids(female) what is the name given to
the male. Why do they have to work at a circus? Humans are mammals,and we came out of the sea. Both warm blooded,and Dolphins,and man have this in common intelligence,and very sexually oriented. Sex is the number one driving force of mankind,and that has to be just as true throughout the universe. Well Double-A humankind came from the branch of the ape,and Darla"s came out of the evolution of the dolphin. Go figure Bert |
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Ray I was going to say to nightbat that the sex took place at
Pickadilly Circus. Why Essex Bert |
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"Greysky" wrote in message
. com... "Dr. Yubiwan" wrote in message ... "G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message ... Hi nightbat I can see why "Darla" would not use that pretty name any more.It is to female. With a name like "Yubiwan"(a last name) she is safe from people like me. I 'm sure she changed her name because of me,with my sexual fantasy remarks. With a name like "Yubiwan" she is safe,especially with Doctor in front of it. Well I now think of her as Dr.Darla Yubiwan. Yubiwan is not a common name here on Earth,and I think Darla's father was an alien and he married(had sex with an English girl). Darla has her mothers body features and the outstanding brain of her father. Nightbat we have to keep in mind that her father was more dolphin like. Darla if this has reality to it then give me a "thumbs up" Bert This is all very interesting, Mr. Glazier. Darla still uses the same name. Darla has possessed the entire name since birth. (Of course, the entire name is much longer and only begins with the sounds, "dar-la".) Darla is quite fond of you, you know. I'm told that your brand of multi-directional thinking, and your evidenced desire to test your ideas out on the many great minds in these science newsgroups, completely fascinate and intrigue our number-one biologist. Darla's parents are far away exploring the galaxy hub. Their modified shields have gotten them to within 6.34 light years of the main central energetic 'singularity'. And their outstanding brains are very similar. We are very much more dolphin-like than primate-like, to be sure. The Only signal we are receiving presently from the LMC explorers is a "thumbs up", meaning that they are all still alive and well. We expect a more complex signal with a more comprehensive status report just a soon as the Orion bridge clears of travelers. I'm sure that if Darla were here, you would see the customary large grin G along with an explanation similar to this one. Sorry if you, nightbat and others feel that my bedside manner needs improvement. But I have reason enough to be firm with my kook attackers. The Perseuns could show up at any time, and if they do, there will at least be some of you who can pass on the information about them to your leaders when they (the Perseuns) make official contact. They shall first allow you time to consider surrendering to them. Frankly, you would be well-advised to take the full amount of time to prepare to fight them. It would not be wise to surrender, for any respect they might hold for you would quickly go down the tubes. Upon your official decision to fight, they will give you ample time to complete your preparations. Their moral framework only allows them to battle using the highest level of weapons which their enemies use against them. And your species outnumbers them, although their smaller number (a few million individual fighters) is much better organized for war than you are. Also, they are much higher in intelligence than humans, so your race will have to rise to the occasion. Hopefully, the Perseuns will not give in to their natural curiosity and explore this star system as they cross back on the Orion bridge. So you probably won't have to deal with them. This heads up is 'just in case' they come knocking. Dr. Yubiwan, Ph.D. Thanks for the heads up concerning the Perseuns, Dr. Yubiwan.This possibility of first contact with the warrior race instead of the race which you represent is distressing. Unfortunately the few examples of a primitive, or native people coming into contact with a technically superior, aggressive race is not a good for the primitives. The Native North Americans vs. European Settlers, or more pointedly, Commodore Perry vs. Japan in 1853, to name only a couple. If the worst should happen, what position would your people take concerning the Earth? I hope we could expect help from our friends. Someday we may be able to return the favor. Otherwise, I would be hard pressed to imagine a scenario where we could win against even a few individuals who posses advanced technical and scientific arts - and I am sure Perseun rules of chivalry wouldn't extend to a situation where they are facing certain defeat by, as you say, an intellectually inferior foe. I would be forced to ask how big of a chance the few of us who can truly think -who can rise to the occasion- would have in this bleak possible future? Unfortunately, the history of our world also shows our leaders would also be asking this same question and the outcome, the eventual conclusion of this chain of logic, seems even further sunk into the shadows. The question: What happens to either people they defeat in battle, or to people who surrender is purely rhetorical. Perhaps we will have a good use for the 'kook attackers' you are currently engaging here on the net: By your efforts to sharpen their wits proportionately to their big mouths hurling WMDs (Words of Mass Destruction), you are already helping us to win the eventual war with words instead of atomic bombs? Now if only we can convince our military to use Authors instead of Missiles... Greysky You know--I was expecting the notorious human humorous wit of the type seen from Messrs. Double-A, Vingnutte and Glazier, but I am at once astounded and pleased by the acumen both you and Mr. Bohne have shown. Indeed, Mr. Bohne even 'combines' humor and wisdom! The downside is that the Perseuns, while never using a level of weaponry higher than that used against them, are not averse to using lower levels of weaponry. In other words, if you begin to fight them using 'pens' and 'wits', and later some of you resort to 'guns' and 'bombs', you will receive same from them in retaliation. The peoples you cite from your past are indeed valid examples and concerns. The one thing you may have going for you is your adaptability. You have learned enough from your wartime experiences to know that the combination of territoriality and adaptability (cite your Korean and Vietnam observations/experiences) is virtually indestructible without far-superior weaponry. As for our intervention, we cannot hope to help you much with our skeleton crew. You will have to stall the Perseuns as long as possible until our frontier explorers return. At that point, the Perseuns will break off their attack and go after our crew. We are the ones they really want after all. They will see your planet as only a curious diversion. Our crew will lure them to a safe battlefield and show them 'what fer', as you say. Ease your mind, as distressful feelings will help only up to a point. Be led by the fearless, or at the very least, by the courageous. You have shown yourselves to be up to the occasion. Now all you need is a little luck! Dr. Yubiwan, Ph.D. |
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Hi Dr. Yubiwan I don't think you have to change your bedside manners at
all. I think it is wonderful that you put up with us. As you know most are people just kidding. Others trying to show they are smarter than you(fat chance) Their ego is showing. Your posts make my day,and I know that goes for many others. Your virtual friend Bert PS I'm changing my family doctor just because he has sad eyebrows |
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nightbat wrote
Double-A wrote: (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote in message ... Hi nightbat I can see why "Darla" would not use that pretty name any more.It is to female. With a name like "Yubiwan"(a last name) she is safe from people like me. I 'm sure she changed her name because of me,with my sexual fantasy remarks. With a name like "Yubiwan" she is safe,especially with Doctor in front of it. Well I now think of her as Dr.Darla Yubiwan. Yubiwan is not a common name here on Earth,and I think Darla's father was an alien and he married(had sex with an English girl). Darla has her mothers body features and the outstanding brain of her father. Nightbat we have to keep in mind that her father was more dolphin like. Darla if this has reality to it then give me a "thumbs up" Bert What was Darla's English mother doing having sex with a dolphin-like creature? Was this in some sort of adult rated circus sideshow? Double-A nightbat Careful Double-A, I'm trying to secure a cosmic stream star ship window seat for you if and when Darla and brave crew make it back soon. Please excuse Bert's beer induced twisted fantasies, after all he has apologized to Darla for his occasional heightened net displayed lust for the exotic diva. It's not every day a net star adventurer stunner comes our way with thoughts of eternal youth and possible star ship rides. While you may look upon them as alien creatures I'm sure they may have an initial general view far less of us. Myself I have an objective scientific reserved opinion and the net relationship of Sil and nightbat may be likened to the Earth legend of Pocahontas and John Smith, two very different race star crossed souls trying to breach the cosmic great divide despite unimaginable odds. Small attempt at Painius and Twittering One style Earthfolk astro plea Tender is the night, please understand our plight while we reach for the stars, you hold them in your bosom forgive these lesser mortals, who can but only dream of reaching the heights of your guarding endeavor, and esteem look kindly on us, forgive us our indiscretion, paradise lost is now reachable, per only in your forgiving admonition the nightbat |
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Words, a.k.a. propaganda, are indeed very effective weapons of war.
On any level, Overt or covert. A critical intelligence Essential to maintain, As well, submission to en- Chantment. _______ Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me! A HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo"http://journal s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo/A Enchantment is a good word to describe the kind of spell that words can cast. Double-A |
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Enchantment is a good word to describe the kind of spell that words can
cast. Double-A Some last, too. But O? If one Mispells one's words, Does the enchantment Cast still hold Fast? Or, do folds Of time consume, resume The status quo, perchance Dazzle, or, too, robustly enhance One's pastoral view, spark romance Too? But chant ~ plain song Sung, rounds rung right For resonant romance, no wrong Note chimed, sounds hung On air ~ will such a spell Enchant if my spell's Spelled wrong? Plain song sung round right tonight Holds time's folds suspended ~ No amendment. Spoken well, spelled as bells Knell clear ~ so near The clerestory's night light Spot lights a shining cast, those Carollers carousing sound around Town Square. Just chants Sung on the cobbled pavement, Lyrics, these words, handed Down. _______ Blog, or dog? Who knows. But if you see my lost pup, please ping me! A HREF="http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo"http://journal s.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo/A |
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