Hagar's luck

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house and inside he finds Hagar in bed with Dolly, his ewe.
He ties him to a chair. While tying Dolly to the bed, the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the Hagar whispers to Dolly, “Listen, this guy is an
escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in
jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, Dolly. I love
you!�

Dolly responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong Hagar. I love you, too.�