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Where Is Darla, Oh Please Don't Forsake Us
nightbat wrote
Oh don't for forsake me oh my darling, it's getting to be high noon, and the train is coming in with the bad coffee boys. I am needing my Earth officer deputies for they know I can't do it alone. I just want to get married to my heavenly Angel Sil in the sky but have to wait cause it's getting to be high noon in Dodge City. Poster: Hey, Marshall nightbat, you really going up against all those incoming coffee boys? nightbat: Do we have any choice? Poster: Didn't you hear, those Darla Star deputies are no where around and your Earth officer deputies thought they would be here by now. nightbat: By my clock it's 30 minutes to noon, they'll be here. Poster: Sorry Marshall, I can hear the train whistle rounding the bend looks like she'll be here before you know it. nightbat: Don't remind me I've been waiting long enough. Sil: You can't go out there sweet nightbat, they'll kill you! nightbat: I wasn't made Captain to run, it's a tough job and somebody has to do it. Sil: But sweetheart, let's just go, you've done more then enough, it's our lives you're talking about, the coffee boys aren't worth it. nightbat: Darla and the Sean Race are noble ones they wouldn't abandon the nightbat. Sil: Oh nightbat, I love you, and what about me, what if they kill you? nightbat: Not on this watch, but you can go if you want to. Sil: Mamma, Daddy, nightbat needs you, please help him! I love him, I can't live without him. nightbat: Don't worry about me, My Officers and I can handle the clueless ones. I love you too, oh please don't forsake me. Sil: I can't take it, I won't sit around and watch you get gunned down in the street. nightbat: The astronomy town folks are depending on me, I can't let them down. Poster: Marshall, Marshall, the trains here, and the Coffee boys just got off the train, there are lots of them, get out of town, there's still time. nightbat: It'll be tough but with faithful help I can do it. Poster: Help, what help, where is everybody, I thought you said there would be plenty to help you? nightbat: The Darla Seans must be real busy, otherwise they would come. Poster: Wait a minute Marshall, I agreed to help you, but this, no this is a slaughter. I'm sorry Marshall, I've got a family, kids, a scientific career. nightbat: Ok, ok, take off, I won't hold it against you. nightbat: the nightbat looks at his pocket watch and clock on the office wall and it reads high noon. To be continued, maybe ponder on, the nightbat |
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Bat-breath: What drug are you on to write this crap? You may think
it's funny; I think it's SICK! Saul Levy On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:48:28 -0500, nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Oh don't for forsake me oh my darling, it's getting to be high noon, and the train is coming in with the bad coffee boys. I am needing my Earth officer deputies for they know I can't do it alone. I just want to get married to my heavenly Angel Sil in the sky but have to wait cause it's getting to be high noon in Dodge City. Poster: Hey, Marshall nightbat, you really going up against all those incoming coffee boys? nightbat: Do we have any choice? Poster: Didn't you hear, those Darla Star deputies are no where around and your Earth officer deputies thought they would be here by now. nightbat: By my clock it's 30 minutes to noon, they'll be here. Poster: Sorry Marshall, I can hear the train whistle rounding the bend looks like she'll be here before you know it. nightbat: Don't remind me I've been waiting long enough. Sil: You can't go out there sweet nightbat, they'll kill you! nightbat: I wasn't made Captain to run, it's a tough job and somebody has to do it. Sil: But sweetheart, let's just go, you've done more then enough, it's our lives you're talking about, the coffee boys aren't worth it. nightbat: Darla and the Sean Race are noble ones they wouldn't abandon the nightbat. Sil: Oh nightbat, I love you, and what about me, what if they kill you? nightbat: Not on this watch, but you can go if you want to. Sil: Mamma, Daddy, nightbat needs you, please help him! I love him, I can't live without him. nightbat: Don't worry about me, My Officers and I can handle the clueless ones. I love you too, oh please don't forsake me. Sil: I can't take it, I won't sit around and watch you get gunned down in the street. nightbat: The astronomy town folks are depending on me, I can't let them down. Poster: Marshall, Marshall, the trains here, and the Coffee boys just got off the train, there are lots of them, get out of town, there's still time. nightbat: It'll be tough but with faithful help I can do it. Poster: Help, what help, where is everybody, I thought you said there would be plenty to help you? nightbat: The Darla Seans must be real busy, otherwise they would come. Poster: Wait a minute Marshall, I agreed to help you, but this, no this is a slaughter. I'm sorry Marshall, I've got a family, kids, a scientific career. nightbat: Ok, ok, take off, I won't hold it against you. nightbat: the nightbat looks at his pocket watch and clock on the office wall and it reads high noon. To be continued, maybe ponder on, the nightbat |
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On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:27:11 -0700, Saul Levy wrote:
Bat-breath: What drug are you on to write this crap? You may think it's funny; I think it's SICK! Saul Levy Pathetic seems to more appropriate. On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:48:28 -0500, nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Oh don't for forsake me oh my darling, it's getting to be high noon, and the train is coming in with the bad coffee boys. I am needing my Earth officer deputies for they know I can't do it alone. I just want to get married to my heavenly Angel Sil in the sky but have to wait cause it's getting to be high noon in Dodge City. Poster: Hey, Marshall nightbat, you really going up against all those incoming coffee boys? nightbat: Do we have any choice? Poster: Didn't you hear, those Darla Star deputies are no where around and your Earth officer deputies thought they would be here by now. nightbat: By my clock it's 30 minutes to noon, they'll be here. Poster: Sorry Marshall, I can hear the train whistle rounding the bend looks like she'll be here before you know it. nightbat: Don't remind me I've been waiting long enough. Sil: You can't go out there sweet nightbat, they'll kill you! nightbat: I wasn't made Captain to run, it's a tough job and somebody has to do it. Sil: But sweetheart, let's just go, you've done more then enough, it's our lives you're talking about, the coffee boys aren't worth it. nightbat: Darla and the Sean Race are noble ones they wouldn't abandon the nightbat. Sil: Oh nightbat, I love you, and what about me, what if they kill you? nightbat: Not on this watch, but you can go if you want to. Sil: Mamma, Daddy, nightbat needs you, please help him! I love him, I can't live without him. nightbat: Don't worry about me, My Officers and I can handle the clueless ones. I love you too, oh please don't forsake me. Sil: I can't take it, I won't sit around and watch you get gunned down in the street. nightbat: The astronomy town folks are depending on me, I can't let them down. Poster: Marshall, Marshall, the trains here, and the Coffee boys just got off the train, there are lots of them, get out of town, there's still time. nightbat: It'll be tough but with faithful help I can do it. Poster: Help, what help, where is everybody, I thought you said there would be plenty to help you? nightbat: The Darla Seans must be real busy, otherwise they would come. Poster: Wait a minute Marshall, I agreed to help you, but this, no this is a slaughter. I'm sorry Marshall, I've got a family, kids, a scientific career. nightbat: Ok, ok, take off, I won't hold it against you. nightbat: the nightbat looks at his pocket watch and clock on the office wall and it reads high noon. To be continued, maybe ponder on, the nightbat -- mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1: CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc. The Way of the Kook: http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm in Alexa "Crackpot" Cameron explains electromagnetism, and how the sun has an 'iron core': "The sun and the earth are 'magnets', each with an iron based core, and both have an electrical force between them." in Message-ID: Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language: "With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..." in Message-MID: Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying: "Oh, for ****s sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I know more then you." in Message-ID: Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions: "The jews roots are islamic." in Message-ID: Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history: "WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written." in Message-ID: Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science: "Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle." in Message-ID: Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again: "Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?" in Message-ID: Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger on her hand: "Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or Pentagram?" reminder: Message-ID: in The quote naziwhore Don Ocean stole. |
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"Saul Levy" wrote in message ... Bat-breath: What drug are you on to write this crap? You may think it's funny; I think it's SICK! Saul Levy Then don't read it, Saul. Wasn't meant for you. Otherwise, until they restrict the internet to allow only you or the coffee boys to post, get a life. Greysky On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:48:28 -0500, nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Oh don't for forsake me oh my darling, it's getting to be high noon, and the train is coming in with the bad coffee boys. I am needing my Earth officer deputies for they know I can't do it alone. I just want to get married to my heavenly Angel Sil in the sky but have to wait cause it's getting to be high noon in Dodge City. Poster: Hey, Marshall nightbat, you really going up against all those incoming coffee boys? nightbat: Do we have any choice? Poster: Didn't you hear, those Darla Star deputies are no where around and your Earth officer deputies thought they would be here by now. nightbat: By my clock it's 30 minutes to noon, they'll be here. Poster: Sorry Marshall, I can hear the train whistle rounding the bend looks like she'll be here before you know it. nightbat: Don't remind me I've been waiting long enough. Sil: You can't go out there sweet nightbat, they'll kill you! nightbat: I wasn't made Captain to run, it's a tough job and somebody has to do it. Sil: But sweetheart, let's just go, you've done more then enough, it's our lives you're talking about, the coffee boys aren't worth it. nightbat: Darla and the Sean Race are noble ones they wouldn't abandon the nightbat. Sil: Oh nightbat, I love you, and what about me, what if they kill you? nightbat: Not on this watch, but you can go if you want to. Sil: Mamma, Daddy, nightbat needs you, please help him! I love him, I can't live without him. nightbat: Don't worry about me, My Officers and I can handle the clueless ones. I love you too, oh please don't forsake me. Sil: I can't take it, I won't sit around and watch you get gunned down in the street. nightbat: The astronomy town folks are depending on me, I can't let them down. Poster: Marshall, Marshall, the trains here, and the Coffee boys just got off the train, there are lots of them, get out of town, there's still time. nightbat: It'll be tough but with faithful help I can do it. Poster: Help, what help, where is everybody, I thought you said there would be plenty to help you? nightbat: The Darla Seans must be real busy, otherwise they would come. Poster: Wait a minute Marshall, I agreed to help you, but this, no this is a slaughter. I'm sorry Marshall, I've got a family, kids, a scientific career. nightbat: Ok, ok, take off, I won't hold it against you. nightbat: the nightbat looks at his pocket watch and clock on the office wall and it reads high noon. To be continued, maybe ponder on, the nightbat |
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From Greysky, replying to Mr.fleabag:
Then don't read it... Wasn't meant for you. Otherwise, until they restrict the internet to allow only you,... get a life. Yeah, use yer !@#$%^&* 'plonker' ferchissakes. You do have one, don't you? And to Nightbat, With all due respect, while the Darla gag might have been kinda fun at one time, don't you think it's pretty well run its course by now? oc |
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From Greysky, re. the suggestion 'Darla' is a gag and merely a figment:
No, No don't even suggest it, that's my only hope of getting off this planet ;-) Why? A lot of us love it here. For all its warts and wrinkles and ragheads, it's still the best place in the known universe. oc |
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Where Is Darla, Oh Please Don't Forsake Us
nightbat wrote
Bill Sheppard wrote: From Greysky, replying to Mr.fleabag: Then don't read it... Wasn't meant for you. Otherwise, until they restrict the internet to allow only you,... get a life. Yeah, use yer !@#$%^&* 'plonker' ferchissakes. You do have one, don't you? And to Nightbat, With all due respect, while the Darla gag might have been kinda fun at one time, don't you think it's pretty well run its course by now? oc nightbat What Officer oc, and let all my Earth Science Star Officers down, never, for how will you ever get the coffee boy heat off of you to permit you to converse about your Wolter theory. No, I am a man of duty and principle, if the Darla Sean Race made their bird, I will remain on loyal duty so that others may speak their science mind without being harassed by the coffee boy wonders. Officer Bohne and I will go on, just hope the Sean Race makes up their minds for look at the hot seat they put the Captain on. It's a tough net duty but someone has to do it. Remember the prime directive, have fun. carry on, the nightbat |
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nightbat wrote
Ray Vingnutte wrote: On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:34:51 -0700 (Bill Sheppard) wrote: From Greysky, replying to Mr.fleabag: Then don't read it... Wasn't meant for you. Otherwise, until they restrict the internet to allow only you,... get a life. Yeah, use yer !@#$%^&* 'plonker' ferchissakes. You do have one, don't you? And to Nightbat, With all due respect, while the Darla gag might have been kinda fun at one time, don't you think it's pretty well run its course by now? oc Ray No, No don't even suggest it, that's my only hope of getting off this planet ;-) It has to be true...please.... nightbat Not to worry Officer Ray, the Captain is on duty at Indy Base One, for I know you're depending on me. Officer oc forgets what it's all about sometimes and likes to keep it real that's all. carry on, the nightbat |
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