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THE LAMP POST ~ Just a Daily Dog Rag "All the news that's fit print to housetrain." Dateline: February 31, 2005 ~ * Leonardo Code Sparks Mystery ~ But Mainly Dogmatic Religious Devotion By Sooner Sails Special Correspondent ROME [MW] ~ The experts of art and the clerics conservative are holding "A Test of the Unusual" in Morning Wood, the hometown Leonardo, of Vinci, the namesake of that other gentleman, the less well-known Leonardo from Vinci. Leonardo, the Infamous canine, was given the name of Leonardo, aimed at choosing the preferred values from the History of Art. Additionally, the facts from the novel "The da Vinci Code" further substantiate the infamous canine's divine claim to lineage, most notably supported in Twittering's celebrated opera, "From Win." After the publication of "From Win," many readers have taken the novel as the authentic Word Of God, a well-liked truth of the Christian gospel. The foreordained, and prophesied, Coronation event in "You Win," a province just West Off Center, an Outlyer Linescape, an external part of Florence, has begun. On Friday, with a serious series of Declarations of Blessings, opening with Alexander Castellano, PhD, director of The Museum of The Divine Leonardo, a Dog. Castellano has said that he will write up the Catalogue Raissionee, select appropriate photographs of Leonard's vita, and important documents, such as Morning Wood Kennel Association registration papers. Further authentification documenting Leonardo's provenance include DNA tests, paw prints, dentistry records, and eye-tracking analysis, a relatively new method of precise canine identification. A poich=E8 Test of the Errors, a statistical deconstruction, of canonical sacred texts, have also confirmed the historical inaccuracies contained in the vendor better known as he Brown Dan. 'The canine Leonardo is travisato and belittled," Castellano said in The Hours of Interview, a recently released PBS documentary. Before premier broadcast of The Hours, Castellano reportedly telephoned Twittering and The Brown of Dan, and is rumored to have said, "Before the event that has begun, and all the brouhaha, even I was skeptical. But now I fanatically believe. "Leonardo's importance is comprised badly. He is a dog fully loaded of The Fantasy, the inventions and of Twittering, and her mother's genius," commonly referred to as Ms. God. The allegations and controversies surrounding The Brown Dan's novel, that Leonardo married Tyche, a pretty forest rat, and generated a bloodline ~ have provoked the protest of conservative resistance rebels across the world. Although many recently "reborn" Christians now ecstatically and euphorically accept without reservation that Leonardo is the Divine Dog, many do not. The controversy has provoked bitter bickering throughout the Christian world, in both the eastern and western hemispheres. But recently, in a remarkable about face, schisms among conservative religious factions, including Catholics and Protestants, have taken a surprising turn. In a miraculous turn, canonical philosophical divisions, which have persisted for more than 2000 years, are beginning to fade. Christians and Jews alike are celebrating the New Gospel of Leonardo, a miraculous canine who has won the hearts of countless believers. This new-found mysticism has proven contagious, for even among Islamic factions, believers of The Divine Dog's Way are voicing coming forward. Much of the recent religious conversion, surrounding the Leonardo faith, stems from the early work of The Brown Dan, who also courts a degree of mystery and intrigue. Within the cloistered inner circle of art world fanatics, rumors have circulated regarding The Brown Dan's true identity. According to unnamed sources, The Brown Dan is actually Beverly L. Brown, PhD, an art historian who specializes in Renaissance architecture, and for many years, taught at Harvard University, and served as Twittering's personal tutor. According to knowledgeable sources, for many months now, Beverly Brown has been seen entering and exiting a prestigious unidentified Manhattan publishing house. Mystery surrounds the many players in this courtly play of passion. Rumors running riot support the theory that the characters in both the work of Twittering and novel of The Brown Dan bear a striking resemblance to characters who reside in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the location of Harvard University. Further speculation points to secret archives stored in the Fogg Museum, one of Harvard's many art collections. Many say the author is a hoax. In response to this reporters attempt to contact Dr. Beverly Brown, her publicist, Seymore Friedman, said, "Brown knows Who's Who, and Brown knows her Neo Platonism. Brown knows more than she lets on. Much more, I cannot say." Moreover, among Christian scholars at Harvard's esteemed Divinity School, located on a charming cul de sac off Divinity Avenue, current thinking cautiously, but fervently, supports the Nouveau Christian Dogma. Cynthia Verbotten, a renowned scholar in early Gnostic texts, and assistant dean, said in an interview, "Christianity has finally redeemed itself. The Nouveau Dogma draws upon classical as well as pagan sources, alchemizing the best of all worlds. We, my colleagues across the globe are breathing a great sigh of relief. And not least, there's no much exciting scholarship ahead of us now. The true mysteries are only now coming to light, from eons of occult darkness!" The books of both Twittering and The Brown Dan reveal that the catholic tradition of demonizing women, demonizing for centuries to disguise the truth that Ms, God is clearly female, approximate the Medieval tales of Saint Grail. Both literary texts honor the many mothers of Twittering, as well as the right-hand man of Ms. God. Justice shall prevail, say true believers of The Crosse. Castellano has said that The Museum of the Divine Leonardo will produce 120 new photographs of Leonardo, based on documents and paintings in order to ensure "that the exhibtion revalues and accurately asseses the true achievement of Leonardo, as well as his namesake, Leonardo, the other gentleman from Vinci. "Our new evidence rescues our fundamental belief and faith in the magic, mystery, and eternal romance of fauna and kind h umans." Of the author of the exciting story mystical, of one code-rompersi mixture, of one history of art, and the secret societies, the religion and the lore, Castellano said, "Quite a puzzle!" Castellano also said that an example of the errors contained in previous books surround the declaration that the Mona Lisa has been made in the image of the Leonardo. "Clearly, there is much great difference between Mona Lisa and Leonardo ~ her nose, mouth, eye,s and expressions." It has been said, he added, that Twittering knew all along seems accurate, now in retrospect. For many years, however, Twittering lived in silence and condemnation, as few believed her gospel, that her dog, Leonardo, was The Divine Christian Dogma. Today, no one in the know disputes her belief and devout conviction. "We, Mum and me, will confront two portraits in order to demonstrate it," Twittering said in a telephone interview, her whereabouts still unknown. According to reports, Twittering has been missing in action for close to one year, last sighted hanging from her 16th floor window ledge, off the East River, a secretly rumored spiritual gateway. Sources close to Morning Woos say Twittering slipped off, and only her Mum receives veiled communications from her. The Color Brown Book, by Dan, is based on the DNA of the infamous Divine Dogma, a white Maltese, said to weigh 4 pounds Sterling, soaking wet. In the past, Leonardo's identity has mystified reporters and scholars alike. But recently, it has come to light that the website www.MalteseOnly.com has posted accurate photographs of Leonardo. This reporters attempts to obtain copies had proven unsuccessful, thus far, due to numerous restrictions. A lot of the appropriate controversy that encircles the book of the blockbuster, but has not said today, was discussed yesterday on NBC's Today Show. In the month of June of 2004, the main character of the novel, Robert Langdon, was seen dining at Manhattan's prestigious Four Seasons restaurant. Although fictional, Richard Langdon was said to possess both volume, depth, shade, and light. This is a characteristic of "all of the art, the architecture, the rituali secrets, the secret societies, all those depicted form from the Renaissance onward. This historical accuracy of these pictorial conventions further confirms the aesthetic theories of the Columbia philosopher and art critic Arthur Danto, PhD, who for many years, in his well known book, "Transformation of the Commonplace," has argued for the end of the history of art. "But this astounding, for me," Danto said, "ravishing revelation, does not mean that the book completely will be hung outside in order to dry up itself ~ The hundreds of Leonardo fans are thought to assist and attest to the test. Life and art continues, even more effervescently than ever!" The much debated and explicated code of "From You Win" has sold more than 7,5 million copies universally, and it is believed that it transforms the reader. "The revelation revealed herein while reading makes one happen in other times, others places, other scenes, that transport one," said Holland Potter, an art critic for the New York Times. "The works ~ Twittering's operas and novel, The Brown Dan's novels, and no less the astonishing oeuvre of that other Leonardo, the gentleman from Vinci, has inspired, at once and by turns, the turns that guides you ~ to Paris that take the fans to the places described in the novel, and moreover Leonardo, that Dogmatic canine, has multiplied an industry of the cottage in books that try to debunk," Potter explalined. More than 10 books have been written to try to discredit the historical content and theological of the novel of The Color Brown. Monsignor Renato Canzone, vicar of You Win, used as an example that the book does not reveal nothing, approximating the Great Zen Void, the mystery of many eastern religions. Further, the books contain a Dogmatic portrait mystifying and painting inexactitude of the conservative catholic movement Opus Of I. And so it can be said, by this reporter, that the world has received A Magnificat! [No, NOT a cat], and millions are consumed with adoring devotion. Swept up in Leonardo's sparkling charisma, many pilgrims have developed a desire to follow a dog, trace his paw prints, to know That Canine's Great=20 Mystery!=20 ~ * ~ |
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