[Media] Power Outage Hid Martian Invasion, sez ex-NASA Employee

http://www.uncoveror.com/outage.htm

On Thursday August 14, the largest power outage in history occurred. On
August 28, Mars will be closer to Earth than it has been in 60,000 years.
Many do not see the connection between these two events, but we do. THE
UNCOVEROR spoke to former NASA employee and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz, as
we frequently do when Mars is in the news. He told us of the great danger
that has befallen us.

"The evidence is plain to all who were paying attention," said Kurtz.
"There were reports of a lightning bolt striking a power plant in Niagara.
People laughed them off because there were no thunderstorms anywhere near
the plant,
but it was not natural lightning. The bolt was fired from a Martian
destructo-ray. You previously published a story called Real Space Invaders
May Be Coming. My sources tell me that the photographs in it are of a test
firing of the destructo-ray. It proved the ray could indeed be used to
shut down a power plant, and cause a cascading failure of the power grid."

Kurtz went on to tell us, "Under the cover of this blackout, the Martians,
or as they call themselves, the Zhti Ti Kofft, made their move on earth.
They now walk among us. They must have decided not to wait until August
28, as so many of us would have been watching for them at that time."
Kurtz indicated that they will certainly be using their mind-reading and
mind-control technologies in their putsch to take over the earth. "We all
need to put our tinfoil hats on, and keep them on. It may be our only
hope. They are masters of disguise, so anyone you meet on the street, even
if you think they are someone you know, might be Zhti Ti Kofft."

He also told us that there were UFO sightings preceding the great blackout
of 1965, but mainstream press coverage of it convinced the aliens that we
were on to them, and they decided to abandon their plans. This time, he
suspects that they are better equipped to avoid detection, and much less
likely to call the whole thing off. "We are in for a long and hard fight
for the fate of our planet, one we may have brought upon ourselves by
sending probes to Mars, provoking their wrath."

--
"All over, people changing their roles,
along with their overcoats;
if Adolf Hitler flew in today,
they'd send a limousine anyway!" --the clash.
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Mike Flugennock, flugennock at sinkers dot org
Mike Flugennock's Mikey'zine, dubya dubya dubya dot sinkers dot org

On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 14:12:29 -0400, (Mike
Flugennock) wrote:

On Thursday August 14, the largest power outage in history occurred. On
August 28, Mars will be closer to Earth than it has been in 60,000 years.
Many do not see the connection between these two events, but we do. THE
UNCOVEROR spoke to former NASA employee and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz, as
we frequently do when Mars is in the news. He told us of the great danger
that has befallen us.

....Bull****. It was another practical joke by the Great Attractor.


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(Hallerb) wrote in message ...

...Bull****. It was another practical joke by the Great Attractor.

No it was a examople to terrorists of how easy the power grid could be taken
down/..

Anyone notice we bombed baghdad and the lights remainded on?

Actually, I think what happened was that Baghdad got "lit up".

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"John the Baptist, after torturing a thief,
looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief,
saying 'Tell me, great hero -- but please make it brief --
is there a hole for me to get sick in?'" --dylan.
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