CONGRATULATIONS!

NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World!

Note: This is based on an average penis size of 6” and an earth circumference of 29,901 miles or 315,754,560 strokes.

Now THAT’S what you call an ACOCKplishment!

Look for your award in the mail or if you can’t wait, get a copy at any Gay Pride Parade nation wide.

RT
PS You sissies better check my math to see if you really qualify. Word has it I’m a failed math teacher.