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Old January 28th 05, 04:15 AM
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Good News!


Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?


Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.


Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.


There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.


The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.


The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)


This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)


This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)


In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)


You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:

Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in
Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner.
I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You
rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and
be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me
and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.


You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save
you. Welcome to the family of God.


Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For
it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from
yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)


Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.


The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood,
the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)


If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now
before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved
now is because you do not know exactly when you will die. You may die
prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way
before you get another chance to be saved.


The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of
eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell
when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord
and Saviour.


Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour
worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that
we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.


The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."


Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.


Please tell your family and friends, thanks!


Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi





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3. http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm Beware Of Cults
4. http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm About Hell
5. http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html Is Jesus God?

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Old January 28th 05, 05:26 AM
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On 27 Jan 2005 19:15:57 -0800, - yeah, right
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Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?


....I already know. God/Yahweh/TrueAllah/Buddah/Roddenberry/Asimov and
I are on a first-name basis. In fact, I called him this evening, and
he asked me to pass on a message to you. He wants you to do the
following:

1) Shut the **** up. You do *not* speak for him in any one of his many
forms. Not even when he dresses up at Cthulu to scare the **** out of
college frat punks holding bogus sacrificial rites as part of their
drunken frosh initiation hazings.

2) Seek professional psychiatric help. Now. Not next week, but
immediately after you read this. You're obviously deranged, and some
event in your past - probably child molestation, but it could just be
something as simple as eating too many boxes of Super Sugar Crisp or
Honey Comb for breakfast in one sitting - has caused you to go whacko.

3) Don't post here again, because not only do *we* not want to read
your bull****, God/Yahweh/TrueAllah/Buddah/Roddenberry/Asimov also
reads usenet, and if He/They don't want to read your crap, then it's
in your best interests not to post here or anywhere else.

Otherwise, be prepared to become a condom for Satan when you meet your
final end...

OM

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Old January 28th 05, 07:35 PM
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Good News!


Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?

I haven't been so disapointed since I spied a book called "Re-entry" (with a
picture of what looked like a lifting body entering the atmosphere) at the
Doctor's office (back when I was about nine) and realized that it was about
the second coming...


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Old January 31st 05, 10:21 AM
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"Ami Silberman" wrote in message ...
wrote ...
Good News!

Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?

I haven't been so disapointed since I spied a book called "Re-entry" (with a
picture of what looked like a lifting body entering the atmosphere) at the
Doctor's office (back when I was about nine) and realized that it was about
the second coming...


So what are the lifting characteristics of an angelic body?
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Old January 31st 05, 12:07 PM
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Paul Blay wrote:


So what are the lifting characteristics of an angelic body?



Depends on if she's wearing a push-up bra.
This one has a really optimized shape that can withstand the heat of
multiple reentrys:
http://web.mawebcenters.com/clubhous...C08566VS22.JPG ;-)

Pat (running)
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Old January 31st 05, 03:15 PM
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Pat Flannery wrote:

Paul Blay wrote:


So what are the lifting characteristics of an angelic body?


Depends on if she's wearing a push-up bra.


Applause type="Boisterous" Volume="70" Units="dB"/

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Old January 31st 05, 03:45 PM
OM
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On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 14:15:57 GMT, Reed Snellenberger
wrote:

Pat Flannery wrote:

Paul Blay wrote:


So what are the lifting characteristics of an angelic body?


Depends on if she's wearing a push-up bra.


Applause type="Boisterous" Volume="70" Units="dB"/


....Bah. True Angels don't *need* push-up bras.

OM

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