Officer Warhol's Wandering London Whale Confirmed

nightbat wrote

The whale that is wandering and apparently lost is in
London River waters and the British inhabitants are very worried.
Officer Warhol advised of the Whale seeking redress with mans
stewardship of the planet, oh the humanity!

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/odd...0106lost_whale

The huge Mother whale is apparently making protesting waves in anger of
the weird planetary goings on. Has someone opened a meta quantum gate
into the abyss letting out all kinds of gigantic strange creatures and
weather? Heaven help us all, while our Saul just keeps taking his meds.
Profound Earth Science Team Officers keep us abreast of the latest funny
business goings on. I only hope that Whale finds peace and can somehow
forgive us for disturbing its sea playground if we are to blame.

on alert,
the nightbat

The whale's been removed from London and taken out into the North Sea.

Saul Levy


On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:21:22 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

The whale that is wandering and apparently lost is in
London River waters and the British inhabitants are very worried.
Officer Warhol advised of the Whale seeking redress with mans
stewardship of the planet, oh the humanity!

See:
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/odd...0106lost_whale

The huge Mother whale is apparently making protesting waves in anger of
the weird planetary goings on. Has someone opened a meta quantum gate
into the abyss letting out all kinds of gigantic strange creatures and
weather? Heaven help us all, while our Saul just keeps taking his meds.
Profound Earth Science Team Officers keep us abreast of the latest funny
business goings on. I only hope that Whale finds peace and can somehow
forgive us for disturbing its sea playground if we are to blame.

on alert,
the nightbat

Saul Levy wrote:
The whale's been removed from London and taken out into the North Sea.

Saul Levy


The whale died.

Double-A

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"Double-A" wrote in message

The whale died.

Double-A


Did they open up the dead whale and let Art Deco out ?

H.J. ( worried )

Whales,and dolphins that are ready to die will seek shallow water. They
are getting to weak to properly use their blow hole. Humans have this
same problem and a hole is opened in their throat. Most probably a
virus or a form of "red tide" is the source of this problem. They would
rather beach themselves then drown. So would I if I was them. Rather
then taken this sick London whale out to sea it needs a big shot of
anti-biotic to clear up its illness. TreBert

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Whales,and dolphins that are ready to die will seek shallow water. They
are getting to weak to properly use their blow hole. Humans have this
same problem and a hole is opened in their throat. Most probably a
virus or a form of "red tide" is the source of this problem. They would
rather beach themselves then drown. So would I if I was them. Rather
then taken this sick London whale out to sea it needs a big shot of
anti-biotic to clear up its illness. TreBert


They say that whales were once wolf-like animals who lived on dry land.
Then they began spending more and more time in the water, perhaps
catching fish for food. Eventually their legs evolved into fins and
their body size increased greatly from their abundant food supply in
the water, and so they lost the ability to go back onto land.

Perhaps these whales are trying to make another evolutionary leap and
crawl up onto land once more, just like their distant amphibian
ancestors did millions of years ago. Maybe someday a mutant whale will
be born with legs, and he just might make it!

Double-A

"Double-A" wrote in message

Maybe someday a mutant whale will
be born with legs, and he just might make it!


And shoot fire out of his mouth and destroy Tokyo ?

H.J. ( Where's Raymond Burr when you need him )

Double-A I relate a whale to an large hog. All mammals came out of the
sea,and whales went back to it. The reason is their legs could not hold
up all that fat. In water they have more up push than down. Come to
think of it a walrus is a whales missing link. Best to keep in mind
warmer oceans will kill many animals that need very cold water.
TreBert

I thought that most tracheotomies are needed because of windpipe
blockage higher up.

Saul Levy


On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:48:17 -0500, (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Whales,and dolphins that are ready to die will seek shallow water. They
are getting to weak to properly use their blow hole. Humans have this
same problem and a hole is opened in their throat. Most probably a
virus or a form of "red tide" is the source of this problem. They would
rather beach themselves then drown. So would I if I was them. Rather
then taken this sick London whale out to sea it needs a big shot of
anti-biotic to clear up its illness. TreBert