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Brad Guth's Credentials
On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:29:34 -0500, in a place far, far away, "I"
made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way as to indicate that: I'll compare him to Einstein. He's no Einstein. He's no Einstein? Hell... he's no Forest Gump! No, he'd have to triple his IQ to approach that. |
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Peter Twydell wrote:
In message .com, Brad Guth writes For the record, I believe that my words are far more understandable than those of your's, or even better off than most of those words associated with whatever's NASA certified, of which those scriptures of your all-knowing NASA are not even up to LeapFrog-science standards. As the Iron Duke said: 'If you believe that, you will believe anything'. Even this paragraph is incomprehensible. This thread looks as if it will outlast Cats or Phantom. Is there a chance we could get Andrew Lloyd Webber to set it to music? sounds good. Let's figure out a few of the murky areas, and we can set it up. some points of question... 1.) Should this be a set piece, or a moving stage? 2.) do we want dance routines? (the dancing guth-boys?) 3.) should we have an intermission? should we sell meds at the intermission? 4.) does Guth die in the play? Does his spirit live on? Bob |
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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:12:23 -0500, Robert Juliano wrote:
Peter Twydell wrote: As the Iron Duke said: 'If you believe that, you will believe anything'. Even this paragraph is incomprehensible. This thread looks as if it will outlast Cats or Phantom. Is there a chance we could get Andrew Lloyd Webber to set it to music? sounds good. Let's figure out a few of the murky areas, and we can set it up. some points of question... 1.) Should this be a set piece, or a moving stage? 2.) do we want dance routines? (the dancing guth-boys?) 3.) should we have an intermission? should we sell meds at the intermission? 4.) does Guth die in the play? Does his spirit live on? Bob Some of the songs are already written by Pat Flannery. And yes, Guth dies... as strangely as he's lived begin quote of classic Pat Flannery ===================================== "Brad Guth" wrote There's life on Venus; obviously NOT as we know it, And there's Klingons off the starboard bow, Jim. Given the temperature, I'd suspect something more along Horta/Tholian lines.... but I think Murderous Magma Monsters; inherent enemy of the Vensian Firewomen and their Pterodactyl allies, are the real threat of that sphere shining in the twilight with it's unholy light. And since Brad was nice enough to send the post to all these different groups- three times to sci.space.history alone; it's about time for a little retaliation...in song of course; to the tune of "Venus" by Banarama: "She's Got It! Her weapon is a silver light, flaming in a dim sunrise, driving Brad Guth crazy, with images hazy; but that is no surprise! She's Got It! Hey Brad, She's Got It! She's your passion, in your mad fashion, shining forth just for you! Her Fire Women leave the ground, burning like living flames, and fly the whole planet 'round- in a dirigible full of dames! They've Got It! Hey Brad, They've Got It! They're your madness, with their hot badness, pulsing Laser beams that say "Let's screw!" Cities are hidden there, far beneath the sulfurous air, cities that are made of fire- your reason's funeral pyre! They've got them! Brad says they've got them- "They've Got Bridges! Built Between Ridges!" For that is what you say! But Venus is drifting off, orbiting so far away... it'll be a couple years, before she comes again to play! She's Had It! Hey Brad, She's Had It! She's your madness, and your site's badness, now go away and stay." And of course the Venusian Pterodactyl Corps Cadence, as they drag the ISS off to the Lagrange point: "We have got the ISS; Movin' it is quite a mess; It's to Venus we must go: Vulvator's orders, don't you know; Flap-Flap, One-Two; Flap-Flap, Three-Four; Venu...sian.... Pterodactyl Corps. When we finally get it there; The Firewomen will stop and stare; Interplanetary communications post; Boobalator will say: "It's the most!" Flap-Flap, One-Two; Flap-Flap, Three-Four; We flap all day... We work for whores. And the day when we arrive; Is the day for which we strive; When the damn thing's at L-2 at last; Our wings will be busted, and all in casts; Flap-Flap, One-Two; Flap-Flap, Three-four; The sad remains of.... The Pterodactyl Corps!" And the Death Dirge Cadence of the Pterodactyl Corps: "Now we are on Earth at last; Flying from Venus was quite a blast. Finding Guth's place wasn't hard; "Venusians Welcome" mowed in his yard. Flap-Flap, One-Two! Flap-Flap, Three-Four! We're all hungry...bust down the door! Chase him round the living room; Hungry Pterodactyls are his doom. Pin him to the kitchen table; He acts odd...a bit unstable. Chomp-Chomp, One-Two! Chomp-Chomp, Three-Four! We're well fed...Guth's no more! But this meal will give us gas; Deadly gas that we must pass. Synchronize those deadly farts; This is how an earthquake starts. Shake-Shake, One-Two! Quake-Quake, Three-Four! Vulvator's Vibrators...The Pterodactyl Corps!" I cannot say enough for Brad Guth's posts; they are Charlie McCarthy to my W.C. Fields; and Margaret Dumont to my Marx Brothers. Pat ===================================== end quote of classic Pat Flannery -- Chuck Stewart "Anime-style catgirls: Threat? Menace? Or just studying algebra?" |
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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:40:34 -0500, in a place far, far away, "I"
made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way as to indicate that: "Brad Guth" screamed: Is this the very best Usnet ****ology that your incest buttology can muster? Hmmm, with Brad's limited vocabulary, can you imagine what it must be like at the Guth household?..... "Dinner is ready, dear! Are you coming?" "NO! I have to tell off these brown-nosed minions of ****ology!" "Um, that's nice dear... but your dinner is getting cold..." "Dammit woman, I smell butt cheeks... are you part of their spookologist conspiracy now?" "No dear, we're having pork chops, your favorite!" "Don't naysay me woman! I wrote the book on buttology! I smell crapola!" "No dear, I just burnt the biscuits a little. Dear, did you take your meds today?" "Don't give me that third-reich MIB crapola! Just slide my dinner under the door!" "O.k., honey... by the way, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?" "Scrappola! With two incest-cloned eggs, conspiracy-side-up!!!!" Actually, I can see the makings of a hit sitcom here. "That's My Brad" |
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Chuck Stewart,
I'm impressed as all get-out. Such born-again pagan talent and such wordy expertise that's all you. I see that you're still just as badly sucking and blowing on behalf of your pagan brown-nose duties? BTW; besides such terrific song writings; what else is your expertise good for? - Brad Guth |
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Brad Guth wrote:
Chuck Stewart, I'm impressed as all get-out. Such born-again pagan talent and such wordy expertise that's all you. I see that you're still just as badly sucking and blowing on behalf of your pagan brown-nose duties? BTW; besides such terrific song writings; what else is your expertise good for? - Brad Guth Born again pagans?? I can just see it now: "Give praise mah Brothahs and sistahs! Give PRAISE, I say unto YOU, give PRAISE, unto the GAWDESS! SHE who was KNOWN as DI-annah! ASS-tarteh! DEH-Meeter! and many, I SAY unto you, MANY othah names! GATHAH yee faithful at least ONCE per MOON, in the shaded and SACRED places, WHEREIN ye SHA-ULL worship HER in her MANY forms." and so on... Bob (now seriously worried about the pagan born agains showing up at the door...) |
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Robert Juliano ) wrote:
: Peter Twydell wrote: : In message .com, Brad : Guth writes : : : For the record, I believe that my words are far more understandable : than those of your's, or even better off than most of those words : associated with whatever's NASA certified, of which those scriptures of : your all-knowing NASA are not even up to LeapFrog-science standards. : : : As the Iron Duke said: 'If you believe that, you will believe anything'. : Even this paragraph is incomprehensible. : : This thread looks as if it will outlast Cats or Phantom. Is there a : chance we could get Andrew Lloyd Webber to set it to music? : sounds good. Let's figure out a few of the murky areas, and we can set : it up. some points of question... : 1.) Should this be a set piece, or a moving stage? : 2.) do we want dance routines? (the dancing guth-boys?) : 3.) should we have an intermission? should we sell meds at the intermission? : 4.) does Guth die in the play? Does his spirit live on? For props we'll need a tether, a cannon and an elevator. Some cows... Eric : Bob |
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In message , Chuck Stewart
writes On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:12:23 -0500, Robert Juliano wrote: Peter Twydell wrote: As the Iron Duke said: 'If you believe that, you will believe anything'. Even this paragraph is incomprehensible. This thread looks as if it will outlast Cats or Phantom. Is there a chance we could get Andrew Lloyd Webber to set it to music? sounds good. Let's figure out a few of the murky areas, and we can set it up. some points of question... 1.) Should this be a set piece, or a moving stage? 2.) do we want dance routines? (the dancing guth-boys?) 3.) should we have an intermission? should we sell meds at the intermission? 4.) does Guth die in the play? Does his spirit live on? Bob Some of the songs are already written by Pat Flannery. And yes, Guth dies... as strangely as he's lived begin quote of classic Pat Flannery ===================================== "Brad Guth" wrote There's life on Venus; obviously NOT as we know it, And there's Klingons off the starboard bow, Jim. Given the temperature, I'd suspect something more along Horta/Tholian lines.... but I think Murderous Magma Monsters; inherent enemy of the Vensian Firewomen and their Pterodactyl allies, are the real threat of that sphere shining in the twilight with it's unholy light. And since Brad was nice enough to send the post to all these different groups- three times to sci.space.history alone; it's about time for a little retaliation...in song of course; to the tune of "Venus" by Banarama: You must be one of the new kids on the block. The original was by Dutch group Shocking Blue, way way back in 1970. I've still got an LP of theirs somewhere. Unfortunately, lead singer Mariska has gone the way of Catherine Bach. http://www.geocities.com/ofmang/greg/shockblu.html How about, as an alternative title: The Guth - The Brad and the Ugly -- Peter Ying tong iddle-i po! |
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"Brad Guth" gulped another glass of cheap bourbon, and blathered:
For props we'll need a tether, a cannon and an elevator. Some cows... Make that a battery of lose cannons, a robotic 4.84 GPa composite of Zzzzzzzz....... exoskeletal friends returning from Venus, just for their retroactive task of kicking some serious Pope butt. At this point is when everything moves over to Vatican City for the finally of vaporising it "THAT'S MY BRAD!" (audience laughter) |
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Rand Simberg,
I'm not the bad guy here, and I'm not even slightly the messenger from hell. I'm just sharing my best observationology that's been telling myself that we've overlooked a somewhat special location on Venus, that which clearly beholds what looks far too intelligent/artificial rather than not. MESSENGER Lines Up for Venus Flyby http://groups.google.com/group/sci.a...f24a1f10fda7ae LIBERATOR; Well a couple of questions arise. You say they've "imaged" Earth, Venus, & so on. How do we know what planet they really imaged, when they're saying they're feeding us a picture of Venus? That's a good point, as well as how do we know this Earth is our home world? Just because we're born here doesn't prove that Earth is our natural home world. I have no independent proof-positive those images from the Magellan mission are any more so of Venus than I have proof those supposed NASA/Apollo EVA Kodak moments are of those images supposedly obtained while situated upon the surface of our moon. Although, at least the laws of photon physics as proven by the hard-science of Kodak and therefore I too can quite easily prove those NASA/Apollo EVA images are bogus. However, I can't hardly imagine the motives or any other fuzzy logic for the vast archive of those radar images of 75 m/pixel not being those of Venus. How do we know that they didn't image Earth, and then tell us it was Venus? We have similar SAR images of Earth, some of which obtained by the very same class of radar imaging instrument and lo and behold, Earth doesn't look nearly the same, especially of the vast expanse that's water, of which radar imaging typically depicts water as being recorded as a nearly zero signal that's usually transfered into GIF format depicted as black is pretty much a dead give away. Do you believe personally that there is life on Venus? From what little I've learned of regular laws of physics, of extremophile and regular biology and from the best available soft and hard-science known about Venus, if that were reasonably added in support of my subjective interpretation of what the primary image has been telling us, that which I've pointed out for 6+ years as indicating what's most likely intelligent/artificial, as such I'd have to say YES! I personally believe there has been and that there's a damn good and perfectly rational chance there still is other intelligent life on Venus. This doesn't represent that such other life is strictly derived from the original evolutionary process. Though natural evolution is entirely possible and certainly capable of having adapted to the existing situation, I tend to favor the imported form of intelligent other life (aka ETs) as simply going about doing their thing, just exactly like we'd be doing if we could. What I'm suggesting, is that in addition to uncovering the likes of extremophiles or perhaps barely heathen status is that we'll have discovered a little of both being the case, with Venusian locals and visiting ETs somewhat working the easily available resources for the better good and benefit of each species that has an established nitch of existence to hold onto. What I need is a little sharing of the talents and resources of others that'll help to refine and focus our best efforts upon achieving the best possible results from the next missions to Venus. For starters, I'd like to get the VL2-TRACE platform into it's station-keeping duties as soon as possible. - Brad Guth |
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